TIFU watching 90 Day fiance on a date

Nordic-Jester · 2023-09-01T22:03:05+00:00

Man couldn't get the beaver IRL so he tried at Yews instead.

Oshcara · 2023-09-01T22:10:01+00:00

90 day finance isn't even half of 99 day finance

Strosity · 2023-09-01T22:48:53+00:00

Ameture mistake.

You shoulda started 1.5t cutting teaks.

She woulda been like "woah how are you getting those logs so fast? And on mobile?"

And things would've taken off from there.

LiquidRemix · 2023-09-01T22:29:07+00:00

Bro really said, “you won’t have sex with me on the 2nd date? Ight I’ll afk yews”

BurnerAccountAgainK · 2023-09-01T21:58:17+00:00

Please do not delete this post holy fuck.

rsnerdout · 2023-09-01T22:12:22+00:00

Reposting as a comment in case this gets deleted LMAO

TIFU watching 90 Day fiance on a date

Last week I went on a date with this girl I met on a dating app. Date went really well. Yesterday she invited me over to her place and we were cuddled up watching 90 day fiance. Shortly after the 2nd episode started I made a move and she said she was “not in the mood”

We finished the episode and she switched it to Love Island. Halfway through that episode I made a move again and got shot down again.

So I said fuck it, pulled out my phone and started afking yews on mobile. Heres how that went down.

“Whats that?”

“Just a game”

“What game?”

“Runescape”

“You play Runecape?”

“Yeah”

“Thats fucking weird”

“Why?”

“Its just a weird game”

“Eh I like it”

We sat in silence and finished the love island episode. After it ended she said she was getting tired and wanted to sleep. I went home and in the morning (today) I sent a good morning text and she hasn’t responded.

I should probably wear my ghostspeak amulet.

No regrets.

mailboxfacehugs · 2023-09-02T02:58:03+00:00

Hey man, I’m not saying this is what went down, but from her perspective you couldn’t take no for an answer and then sulked on your phone.

Blaugershnauger · 2023-09-01T22:04:53+00:00

Shoulda just done some corrupted gauntlet. It has been screwing me everyday for weeks.

-Degaussed- · 2023-09-01T21:26:39+00:00

If someone turned on a reality TV show on a date I'd probably right click quick-leave on their door

WTFitsD · 2023-09-01T22:54:53+00:00

You’re a legend in her groupchat now atleast

Funeral-of-Arugal · 2023-09-01T22:20:27+00:00

The good morning text, holy. One of the funniest things I've read.

second-and-sebring · 2023-09-01T23:14:40+00:00

Why does she know runescape is weird? That requires some experience. You know how we are with experience.

tDewy · 2023-09-01T23:09:00+00:00

I’m watching Love Island with my gf while doing giants foundry and reading this post atm.

robertsjj · 2023-09-02T02:04:20+00:00

Idk man the problem more lies in you not taking no for an answer.

shotcaIler · 2023-09-01T23:08:31+00:00

Honestly? She wants a man that afks redwoods, humongous wiff on your part soldier

Strokes_Lahoma · 2023-09-01T23:19:06+00:00

I’m eagerly awaiting the fake post from “her” side of the story.

Unwise_Philosopher_ · 2023-09-01T22:16:43+00:00

I bet you her last boyfriend was in his underwear screaming at his computer screen at 3am because he let a bone runner escape from the alter. Why would she ever want to date a yew cutter like you after being with a giga-chad PK’er.

OsrsAddictionHotline · 2023-09-01T21:26:53+00:00

Least aware OSRS player.

penguin17077 · 2023-09-01T21:43:06+00:00

Mate your social awareness.... is something

sam11233 · 2023-09-01T22:15:37+00:00

Legendary post

ehecatl_13 · 2023-09-01T22:35:27+00:00

The ghostspeak amulet bit made me chuckle lol

shoot998 · 2023-09-02T01:50:59+00:00

Makes a move, gets rejected. Tried to make another move 10 minutes later.

Yeah buddy I don't think it was the RuneScape

storysironmn · 2023-09-02T03:09:43+00:00

Bro if she said she wasn’t in the mood why would you try again

suspect-anteater · 2023-09-01T21:28:24+00:00

Man you tried again after she said she wasn’t in the mood? Then you completely ignored her by playing video games when that inevitably didn’t work?

She really dodged a bullet

Lordlavits · 2023-09-02T00:34:58+00:00

Fake af. Runescape players can't talk to women they buy gfs at the GE.

Troutie88 · 2023-09-02T02:01:35+00:00

I play mobile on dates with my wife but dude second date playing mobile is big fail. Granted watching reality TV is boring as hell. Maybe you two just weren't right for each other.

Still recommend avoiding mobile on dates until at least a couple months in and even then only if she is messing around on her phone

ShawshankException · 2023-09-02T00:26:52+00:00

Your first reaction after being denied sex twice is to ignore her and play on your phone?

Yikes my dude.

-GregTheGreat- · 2023-09-01T22:09:57+00:00

So you fail to read the room, make a move on a girl on the second date, get politely rejected, try again only like 20 minutes later, get politely rejected again, and then start pouting and playing video games instead of just sitting through a throwaway tv show or making an effort to get to know her better?

Lmao that poor girl. I don’t blame her for not texting you back.

New_Place_5843 · 2023-09-01T23:36:27+00:00

I pray for the preservation of this thread

Maximumosrs · 2023-09-02T00:30:18+00:00

This thread went great with my coffee this morning, thanks

AreOneSpam · 2023-09-02T00:36:45+00:00

Brother it took me like 2 years to feel comfortable afking on mobile while watching something

gnihsams · 2023-09-02T00:43:58+00:00

Whyd you try again

Desperate_Ordinary43 · 2023-09-02T05:12:55+00:00

ITT: A bunch of sweaty ass nerds who play a 20 year old game giving dating advice.

I mean me too but God damn yall

redadm · 2023-09-02T13:37:05+00:00

Between this thread, and OPs thread from 4 days ago entitled "is this herpes?" it sounds like he's a real catch lol.

tangoetuna · 2023-09-01T22:58:31+00:00

NEW SKILL PROPOSAL: Awareness

Obviously no need to poll, proof that we need it is right here

goosebuddz · 2023-09-01T22:32:31+00:00

Power playing her with the yews after she didn't put out was the right move. Carry on King she ain't the Queen you lookin for.

animalcrossingpro2 · 2023-09-01T22:53:42+00:00

What did you expect her to do, ask to see your stats?

ash_lef · 2023-09-01T23:38:58+00:00

The comments are roasting you like a roast chompy 🍗

OneSimpleIdea528491 · 2023-09-01T22:01:32+00:00

Yeah you definitely sound like the weird one here. You pulled out your phone to play a video game while sitting together with someone on your second date? That’s bafflingly antisocial, and no it isn’t justified by her rebuffing your advances or choosing a TV show that you don’t like.

shivabee · 2023-09-01T23:12:00+00:00

Why go for the second move if she already denied it. Bro tried too hard then really lowered it even more playing a phone game

Gwegexpress · 2023-09-01T23:36:56+00:00

Brother if this real then you she’s not texting you back because you tried to make another move when she initially turned you down, don’t think it’s RuneScape

DOEsquire · 2023-09-01T22:56:35+00:00

What does tifu mean?

Feet-Sniffer- · 2023-09-01T23:44:45+00:00

If you only afk’d Bloodvelds, she would get into the mood.

Powerflowz · 2023-09-02T12:13:17+00:00

Dude, you dodged a bullet, this is not a TIDU. She would have absorbed all of your grind and rng for herself, and then she’d get the inferno cape and pet and would have rubbed it in your face. Happens every time.

Ston3yy · 2023-09-01T22:26:01+00:00

lmfaoaoaoaoaoaaoaaoaoaoaoo love this

DarkmeyerVyre · 2023-09-01T21:42:27+00:00

Thumbs down, log out on that one

timmeedski · 2023-09-02T13:14:27+00:00

On date 2 it was “come over and watch my shitty TV shows”, honestly you dodged a bullet.

The_Vaporwave420 · 2023-09-02T17:23:36+00:00

Good morning text 💀 Bro don’t text her after that. You’re playing right into her hand. Wait for her to contact you again if she showed no interest last night

Souppo93 · 2023-09-02T02:06:11+00:00

That's so weird that she never replied, women are super into man babies. Maybe try asking for sex a third time, surely she doesn't have too many "no's" left in her.

CoupleScrewsLoose · 2023-09-01T22:09:22+00:00

playing runescape hanging out with a chick is an L. good morning text the next day, also a fat L.

boogercrustedchicken · 2023-09-01T22:41:33+00:00

Sounds like you dodged a bullet tbh from the "Thats fucking weird". Who attacks their date's Mos Le'harmless hobby?

KLiiCKZ_ · 2023-09-02T00:07:33+00:00

This was a great story😂

xvril · 2023-09-02T08:11:55+00:00

To be honest if she made you watch fucking love island then she's not a good candidate for dating. Dodged a bullet.

piatsathunderhorn · 2023-09-02T09:54:56+00:00

watching 90 day fiancé and love island sounds like the worst fucking date imaginable

DeepSpaceGalileo · 2023-09-02T13:59:15+00:00

Should have teled out after the rejection

vaporworks · 2023-09-02T15:07:26+00:00

My guess is the TV show was not the problem.

My guess is the fact that you say things like

"afking yews on mobile"..........

HoopManJones · 2023-09-01T22:00:17+00:00

Delete this brother while you still can

Mikevercetti · 2023-09-02T00:51:10+00:00

Sometimes I forget how the average RS player/reddit user is probably a socially inept NEET. This post and half the comments in here justifying your behavior or slamming the girl just scream social ineptitude.

If you're doing this on a date, I can't imagine what other weird and cringe shit you're doing. It's no shock she didn't want to fuck you.

shiggism · 2023-09-01T22:23:46+00:00

Bro did you really pull out mobile during a date? Cmon….

le_meme_kings · 2023-09-01T22:10:41+00:00

Yeah you're the weirdo in this scenario hope you know that.

Heroharohero · 2023-09-01T23:23:19+00:00

This is pure gold lmao.

bowandarowkd · 2023-09-01T23:31:02+00:00

thats crazy bro

Adventurous_Ad104 · 2023-09-02T01:47:47+00:00

I watch 90 day and play osrs all the time. I seriously did not think this was in the osrs Reddit 😂😂

TheeKrongus · 2023-09-02T01:52:43+00:00

its important that you all realize it is in fact very weird to make another move after hearing no

birdsrkewl01 · 2023-09-02T02:37:21+00:00

I mean you made a move a second time which is already a red flag, then pulled out your phone on a date. The TIFU isn't about the show you watched.

CamRun · 2023-09-01T22:17:02+00:00

I ran into big Ed IRL earlier this week AMA

DeadYen · 2023-09-01T23:00:55+00:00

What a waste of an anecdote 🍊

secret759 · 2023-09-02T00:38:42+00:00

Bro, it IS just a videogame.

BeanSaladier · 2023-09-02T00:43:52+00:00

I mean, her idea of a date is watching reality tv? Not a huge loss

Tariqabdullah · 2023-09-02T01:10:32+00:00

This is the most loser thing I’ve ever seen 😂

LordDankerino · 2023-09-02T01:10:39+00:00

Sounds like she's a snooze anyway.

Dodged a bullet with her

mugiwarayaya · 2023-09-02T01:21:25+00:00

I started playing rs when I was in 4th grade. Idk why but it’s always been a thing to not tell people you play rs. Now my wife will tell people I play rs and I have to tell her please don’t tell people I play rs.

bencarr95 · 2023-09-02T02:13:26+00:00

Why didn't you just go home and play if you were that checked out?

Single-Imagination46 · 2023-09-02T04:29:08+00:00

tbh think you dodged a bullet, just from her reaction to something you like would of put me off completely and also the fact she watches love island, nty

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