Marjorie Talyor Greene owns Pfizer stocks

dirtODBmcgirt · 2022-03-04T04:51:03+00:00

Remember when people only associated Pfizer with dick pills? We had it made back then!

CrispyCrunchyPoptart · 2022-03-04T05:43:35+00:00

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stomponator · 2022-03-04T06:22:07+00:00

Pfuck her.

squanch_solo · 2022-03-04T05:29:11+00:00

BlancheDevereux · 2022-03-04T06:43:18+00:00

Marjorie Taylor Greene said X.

X doesn't matter because it is literally just fucking vibrations and breath that somehow magically managed to approximate sounds that some other humans recognize as words.

She has no idea what she's saying. She says just for the sake of seeing what her vibrational vomit might stir up in other people who are dumb enough to send her money and votes for vibrating their braindead buttholes in a particular way.

ChaosDoggo · 2022-03-04T09:34:20+00:00

"Before we begin, this State of the Union speech has been sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends."

justsomeguy254 · 2022-03-04T05:43:40+00:00

I think MTG is horrific and an embarrassment to all Americans and human beings in general.

That being said, I wish politicians would actually come out against corporate interests regardless of their own personal financial situation.

I DO NOT think that's what's happening in this situation.

Raphaeldagamer · 2022-03-04T13:43:16+00:00

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a goldmine of comedic stupidity in the internet age. Like sure she would have been able to get a solid foothold with an audience in the 1960s or 1970s when people didn't realize politicians could have their incompetence recorded and documented forever, but now, we can screenshot tweets with simple ease, and that truly allows plenty of politicians to solidify how idiotic they truly are.

Quirky_Swordfish_308 · 2022-03-04T13:52:20+00:00

She’s too fucking stupid for words. And yet… she got elected …

2022-03-04T07:37:29+00:00

So thank you Marge for sponsoring Biden's SOU

AcrobaticBeat1616 · 2022-03-04T13:45:46+00:00

Of course she does.

GloInTheDarkUnicorn · 2022-03-04T15:31:29+00:00

Of course she does

ZombieChief · 2022-03-04T15:38:26+00:00

Am I supposed to be surprised by the hypocrisy?

ToastedCheezer · 2022-03-04T18:37:45+00:00

So I guess her speech is too!

NascarFan91988 · 2022-03-04T19:27:58+00:00

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s comments are sponsored by hypocrisy and stupidity.

Shamrock8572 · 2022-03-04T23:33:20+00:00

A friendly reminder that the government definitely has your best interest in mind. sarcasm

streck30 · 2022-03-04T05:46:36+00:00

if Pfizer is calling for price controls on prescription drugs, that is awesome!

themancabbage · 2022-03-04T05:28:58+00:00

I’m sure the vast majority of them own at least some Pfizer stock

ImgurianIRL · 2022-03-04T07:09:25+00:00

So she has first hand info

Orange152horn · 2022-03-04T07:40:55+00:00

High_Ground_Sand · 2022-03-04T08:41:28+00:00

I wonder if she is purposely saying Pfizer is bad because she knows if she says something is bad people will think it must be good and the stock will go up.

Chab-is-a-plateau · 2022-03-04T09:09:49+00:00

I feel like these people get off at the chaos they cause

12altoids34 · 2022-03-04T09:25:15+00:00

MTG also has stock in crazy as well ...

andrewshi910 · 2022-03-04T10:34:19+00:00

So where’s the promo code for Pfizer discount..?

DustinSRichard · 2022-03-04T10:35:09+00:00

I think that 4 years are enough for these people. No one in government should sit longer. Not as a senator, a governor, a judge what have you. I also think if you need viagra, you are too old for aforementioned positions. I also think that market play should be prohibited for anyone while they are in positions of power. Time for a change man. Time for a change.

my2cents3462 · 2022-03-04T10:55:48+00:00

MTG is the scum of the earth.

Many_Tank9738 · 2022-03-04T11:16:27+00:00

It’s almost like these people don’t think before they say anything.

aeonbrisk · 2022-03-04T11:19:19+00:00

I'm not a US citizen so I'm not fully informed on the matter, but I'm suprised that this c*nt can still be in congress.

From what I've read / seen so far, she acts like she has serious mental issues and I would expect her to be hospitilised in any normal society (not saying that characters like this don't exist outside US politics).

TW_Yellow78 · 2022-03-04T11:36:52+00:00

They all own stock in Pfizer. why you think they gave so much money to Pfizer?

SoulGirl1978 · 2022-03-04T11:47:08+00:00

She’s a fucking idiot

InstanceSuch8604 · 2022-03-04T11:50:30+00:00

Call the Gezpacho -- revoke her GED too.

niktemadur · 2022-03-04T11:51:36+00:00

You expect any intelligence or self-awareness from this village idiotess?
Just reacting from second to second, no care about the previous nor following moment. Every step hysterically, toxically.

A humiliatingly ignorant idiotess,
it's a wonder that she still knows how to breathe.

Cael87 · 2022-03-04T11:55:59+00:00

That's not what they meant by 'owning the libs'...

Magmaigneous · 2022-03-04T13:22:34+00:00

Meanwhile Marjorie Taylor Green is sponsored by Carl's Jr.

Asyelum · 2022-03-04T14:14:34+00:00

Therefore Marjorie Taylor Greene sponsored Joe Biden's Statue of the Union speech.

Therefore Marjorie Taylor Green sponsored Joe Biden.... Checkmate bitch.

BuyLucky3950 · 2022-03-04T16:44:48+00:00

She and other GOPers are still latching onto COVID as a talking point. Everyone else has moved on.

manhatim · 2022-03-04T17:05:58+00:00

She has nothing else to do but make outrageous comment

lepew13 · 2022-03-04T21:40:37+00:00

when they own both sides of the isle the people get screwed.

ALBUNDY59 · 2022-03-05T13:02:08+00:00

You have it wrong. They are all owned by Pfizer, phama, & the industrial military complex along with American Oligarchs.

SinisterKnight42 · 2022-03-05T14:09:41+00:00

Marj Trailer Queen is so dumb, she thinks Union is pronounced like Onion because it starts with Un. Conversely, onion is pronounced "on yawn".

Pyronic_Chaos · 2022-03-04T05:30:54+00:00

As soon as any conservative sub or conspiracy sees this they'll move the goal posts.

Aveyond9 · 2022-03-04T13:29:58+00:00

MTG's entire existence is a facepalm in itself

Majestic_Squanch · 2022-03-04T05:50:26+00:00

Well you’re kind of an idiot to not buy every pharma stock at the onset of a global pandemic. Shit, I have Pfizer stock and I’m a broke ass heavy-left hippy musician… just sayin

CatBoyTrip · 2022-03-04T10:08:07+00:00

If you only bought stocks of the companies you like, you’d be a very poor trader.

HistoryDogs · 2022-03-04T08:56:41+00:00

With so many people without the ability, time, or inclination to go fact check the things their politicians say: why wouldn’t they spout bullshit all day long?

It’s abundantly fucking clear that they can and there’s a whole media wedge that will support them.

And it’s apparently the same the world over: there’s the video today of Russians saying they’ve watched Zelensky giving a speech threatening nuclear war. Like, wtf, are the Russian media overdubbing his speeches to lie to the population? It’s insane, but it’s not that far a stretch from the right wing loony newsies in the West misrepresenting democratic politicians by slanting what they’ve said or cutting their speeches off early.

Musakuu · 2022-03-04T09:57:12+00:00

Who?

Noobphobia · 2022-03-04T13:32:21+00:00

How can some southern trailer rat own stock? She's not smart enough to own stock.

Marbled_Headcheese · 2022-03-04T14:12:23+00:00

A Republican that is also a hypocrite??? Say it's not so!

MilitaryOxygen · 2022-03-04T05:43:46+00:00

You can’t give any stock in what Marjorie Taylor Greene says! VOTE MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE OUT!

gt4viper · 2022-03-04T05:37:31+00:00

Wait our state of the union has SPONSORS?! Like fucking NASCAR? Are you fucking SHITTING ME?!

dogfoodcritic · 2022-03-04T05:12:14+00:00

She told on herself 😂

Astro_Spud · 2022-03-04T14:13:28+00:00

You realize that buying stock in a company is not an endorsement of them, right? Merely a bet that the value of the stock will go up?

GuardPerson · 2022-03-04T07:00:30+00:00

Based on what I've read about/from Marjorie Taylor Greene, this can not be a real person, right?

It has to be some comedian's doing a persona and we will soon see a documentary about how they pranked the world with it.

dpwtr · 2022-03-04T11:57:50+00:00

I just looked it up and apparently:

Greene holds stock in AstraZeneca, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson, each worth between $1,000 and $15,000, according to an August 13, 2020, filing from Greene with the clerk of the House of Representatives.

WHY? After all the shit she talks and the audience she's trying to reach, why the fuck would you risk it all for what is probably around $20k-$30k worth of stock? The hypocrisy is bad but I find the stupidity of risking it for that amount of money even more embarrassing.

Obvious_Second_438 · 2022-03-04T04:40:46+00:00

so do i........ who cares...

Historical-Disk · 2022-03-04T08:30:54+00:00

To be fair, Pfizer would have to disclose such major investments/expenses to it's shareholders.

2022-03-04T14:32:34+00:00

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Jackmack65 · 2022-03-04T14:42:47+00:00

MTG vocally supports literal nazis.

Imagine that. The spokesperson for the republican party adores Adolf Hitler.

Meanwhile, the leader of the republican party - the single person to which the entire party committed its absolute and unquestioning loyalty by means of their 3-page platform in 2020 - still says that Putin is "a genius" and clearly supports Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

So there it is: the party's spokesperson adores Hitler, and the party's leader, to whom 100% of republicans have pledged their undying fealty, supports Putin.

And these people call themselves "patriots."

song4this · 2022-03-04T06:04:33+00:00

"puh-fizer..." - Michael Scott

Larsnonymous · 2022-03-04T12:36:09+00:00

Just as an aside, anyone with a 401k owns Pfizer stock.

ShadowRealm0043 · 2022-03-04T12:17:16+00:00

Newsflash: both sides us politics are corrupt and you are a fool for finding solace in the illusion of choice:):)

Seanspeed · 2022-03-04T06:07:04+00:00

Wait.. you can sponsor a State of Union speech?

Trauma-Dolll · 2022-03-04T09:41:32+00:00

Clearly listens to JRE. Joe always says that shit.

doscore · 2022-03-04T09:56:01+00:00

its just a coincidence:) ,

this comment brought to you by Pfizer

weirdmountain · 2022-03-04T10:30:20+00:00

ThEn ObViOuSLy ShE wOuLd KnOw!!!😂🤦‍♂️

NfamousKaye · 2022-03-04T10:46:36+00:00

And she’s killing her own voters by telling them not to get vaccinated!

cruista · 2022-03-04T10:53:57+00:00

So, MTG sponsored Joe Biden? Good.

American politics is so fricking weird... it hurts my Dutch brain.

SamsungGalaxyS10Plus · 2022-03-04T10:53:58+00:00

What kind of 4d chess is she playing!?

Deatroxiii · 2022-03-04T11:27:44+00:00

Our government is such a joke, sold to the highest bidder.

keylime84 · 2022-03-04T11:27:46+00:00

Ah, if only there was a vaccine against willful stupidity...

M_Bros789 · 2022-03-04T11:47:50+00:00

And so can you! Just download a really fun app that your phone is dying for.... CASH APP!!

Deathmetalwarior · 2022-03-04T11:53:03+00:00

who fucking cares ?

GUCCIBUKKAKE · 2022-03-04T12:53:38+00:00

I have two shares of Pfizer, bout to pump and dump

2022-03-04T15:11:18+00:00

Who the fuck cares?! Everyone in Congress owns everything shitty stocks of all companies!!! Including our president.

timconnery · 2022-03-04T17:04:46+00:00

I wish people would stop talking about these bimbos

Fearless-Thanks-907 · 2022-03-04T17:07:17+00:00

So maybe she was telling the truth?

Soysaucetime · 2022-03-04T17:39:11+00:00

No one here knows what an index fund is.

gamerturnedmom · 2022-03-05T00:49:47+00:00

She probably didn't specify to her broker to not spend monies on the agendas she doesn't support at the moment.

facepalm

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