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One Man's Quest to Collect Lava in a Bucket by SonicAkshay_26 in oddlysatisfying

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" you call this lava? This is second-rate magma at best"

/s

Madonna hasn’t changed much!! by perose36 in IAmTheMainCharacter

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She forgot to mention how amazingly humble she is

WTF by Phyxius42 in facepalm

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So now you're telling me that this white Claw is not made from ground up albino tigers? Oh gross, why am I even drinking it then?

WTF by Phyxius42 in facepalm

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You forgot guarding shelves

WTF by Phyxius42 in facepalm

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I've been waiting my whole life to get my Christmas cards from Aunt Jemima and uncle Ben

Arkansas police officer shoots at a Pomeranian but hits woman standing on the porch instead by crwnhm in PublicFreakout

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" control your dog when we come out here"

Hey how about you control where your bullets go

From the heart by Staypift in CringeTikToks

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I've seen seizures that were better choreographed

Please tell me nobody actually thinks this way by Purple_Possibility20 in facepalm

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So...OP... now that it comes out that this was not an actual tweet done by anyone and that it was something you photoshopped together we all want to know, are you really someone who believes this way or are you just a troll posting shit to rile people up. Just note, neither answer makes you look good.

Please tell me nobody actually thinks this way by Purple_Possibility20 in facepalm

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I used to own a black dog. Because that's the dog that I found in the parking lot scared to death in the middle of a thunderstorm. She wasn't even weaned yet and she was scared to death. But if you think I should have left her there because I'm a white man or that me saving her life and spending the next week feeding her every 3 or 4 hours makes me racist then I think you need to redefine your definition of racist. Of course this is just my opinion, I could be wrong, I was wrong once before.

Man Riding Mini Steam Engine Train (YT @UK_Railways319) by also_ashu in ThatsInsane

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Agree to disagree. Either way I still think it's impressive

A man seen leaving his child as a live offering… by Maximum_Ad_6569 in IAmTheMainCharacter

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No it's not. Religion is a choice. You can choose which religion you wish to belong to. That would be like saying you can't blame somebody for being republican. Nice try shaming me though, LOL.

I rebuke your shaming of me

Just stumbled across this article when I was looking at the news on my phone. Are these people trying to normalise cheating? by Chubbchubbzza007 in facepalm

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Wife " how was your vacation honey?"

Husband " I had a great time and I brought something back for you"

Wife "for me? What did you get?"

Husband "Aids!"

Images from an Otter attack in Montana by UrBrotherJoe in ThatsInsane

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I feel terrible about this. I had asked her to go out and get me some otter pops, not otter pups

Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me by Lora_Early in TerrifyingAsFuck

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Just imagine the powers you'd have if you got bit by a radioactive one of those.

Online blackmailer who forced teen girl to commit sucide in Iraq by Desert-Wolf-2000 in TerrifyingAsFuck

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It really sucks that they didn't catch him until after the girl committed suicide. But at least they did catch him.

When feeding a snake doesn't quite go as planned by uchman365 in TerrifyingAsFuck

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I used to work in an exotic pet store and raised snakes. I always advise people never to feed the snakes in the tank where they live. They can develop what's called feeder response where the minute your hand comes in they're expecting food. Also I always advise people to keep a flask of whiskey or spray bottle with high proof alcohol handy when you're working with any reptiles. If you get bit pour it in their mouth or spray it in their mouth they'll let go almost instantly. It does absolutely no damage to them. Simple precautions to avoid (or lessen) problems.

What the hell by carrotwhirl in facepalm

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Hey! Do you have any idea how much damage rabbid giraffe could do ?

/s

Hell nah by FuzzyYCreates in CringeTikToks

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Someone should call Animal Control