Adolf Hitler (German: [ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ] ( listen); 20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician and the leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party (German: Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (NSDAP), commonly referred to as the Nazi Party). He was chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945 and dictator of Nazi Germany (as Führer und Reichskanzler) from 1934 to 1945. Hitler is commonly associated with the rise of fascism in Europe, World War II, and the Holocaust.
A decorated veteran of World War I, Hitler joined the German Workers' Party, precursor of the Nazi Party, in 1919, and became leader of the NSDAP in 1921. In 1923, he attempted a coup d'état, known as the Beer Hall Putsch, in Munich. The failed coup resulted in Hitler's imprisonment, during which time he wrote his memoir, Mein Kampf (My Struggle). After his release in 1924, Hitler gained popular support by attacking the Treaty of Versailles and promoting Pan-Germanism, antisemitism, and anticommunism with charismatic oratory and Nazi propaganda. After his appointment as chancellor in 1933, he transformed the Weimar Republic into the Third Reich, a single-party dictatorship based on the totalitarian and autocratic ideology of Nazism. His aim was to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in continental Europe.
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Pvt. Frank Hutchins struggles to piece together his fateful mission into Nazi-occupied France and how he ended up smack dab in the middle of a California suburb. With the "help" of dim-witted freeloader Barrie, Pvt. Hutchins discovers that reconnecting with his squadron might be a little harder than he first anticipated.
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Rayne fights against the Nazis in Europe during World War II, encountering Ekart Brand, a Nazi leader whose target is to inject Adolf Hitler with Rayne's blood in an attempt to transform him into a dhampir and attain immortality.
Keywords: action-heroine, bar, bar-shootout, based-on-video-game, battle, blood-splatter, bordello, brunette, car, character-name-in-title
The Rise of Hitler's Vampire Legion...
[last lines]::Rayne: Guten tag, motherfuckers!
Rayne: I need your men to understand something. I have spent my whole life hunting down the undead, and I promise you that it's about to get seriously fucking complicated.::Nathaniel: Good. I was sick of killing just Nazis. An undead will fire things up around here.
Commandant Ekart Brand: [about to drink a vile of Rayne's blood] Heil Hitler.
Lt. Kaspar Jaeger: [looking at the vampire creature on the Doctor's slab] Is that a vampire?::Doctor Mangler: Indeed. A night patrol caught it scrounging near the west fence a couple of nights ago. Unprecedented happenstance. I believe it was a Gypsy at one time, but who is to say?::Lt. Kaspar Jaeger: I've never seen one before.::Doctor Mangler: Which is why you're still alive. These creatures have no longer any bond to the morals of man. Which is why you never trust a vampire.::[the Doctor begins cutting into the vampire]::Lt. Kaspar Jaeger: Must you cut him in my presence?::Doctor Mangler: It, Lieutenant. It. For I'll tell you something, this creature is one very resilient specimen.
Commandant Ekart Brand: And who shall I say has the honor of besting me today?::Rayne: Honor? The last thing this about is honor. My apologies but the locals are finishing up outside. So let's just make this thing short and bloody!
Nathaniel: I certainly would have remembered you from the meetings. I'm Nathaniel. You've already met my partners Vasyl and Magda. I've never seen anyone move like you do.::Rayne: I'll bet you say that to all the girls.::Nathaniel: Curious thing is I'm not so sure you are just a girl.::Rayne: Only the good half.::Nathaniel: You're her aren't you? The Dhampir. Where's the Commandant?::Rayne: Shish-kabob.
Lt. Kaspar Jaeger: I have no authority in these matters. But I will not stand by and let you kill that "creature" as part of some mandated experiment of yours, Doctor.::Doctor Mangler: The fascinating caveat to this Lieutenant is that they are very difficult to kill. Only by stake, fire, holy water, decapitation, and sunlight. The vampire still stay resilient forever. It's a marvel of science. I'm on the cusp of clasping the secret to lifelong longevity. My experiments will contribute to the better endowment of the Reich... to the leaders of the Reich. You see... I believe I can make Hitler immortal.
Rayne: Fucking Nazis.
The best Halloween ever.
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Originally written and shot as a sketch for a show at a theatre here in Atlanta, Not Without My Hitler is a short PARODY of the Lifetime movies, a la "Not Without My Daughter," et al. A couple, Barb and Stan, are moving soon. The problem is Barb has found that Hitler has been living in her basement, unbeknownst to Stan. Does she leave him there, or take him with them. Maybe her neighbor, Nan, will brew up a solution along with a delicious pot of her signature flavored coffee.
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Set in an contemporary alternative world where the Confederate States of America managed to win the American Civil War, a British film documentary examines the history of this nation. Beginning with its conquest of the northern states, the film covers the history of this state where racial enslavement became triumphant and the nation carried sinister designs of conquest. Interspersed throughout are various TV commercials of products of a virulent racist nature as well as public service announcements promoting this tyranny. Only at the end do you learn that there is less wholly imagined material in the film than you might suspect.
Keywords: abolitionist, acronym-in-title, african-american, african-american-stereotype, alternative-history, alternative-reality, alternative-timeline, american, american-civil-war, american-history
What if the South had won the War?
They Won
[first lines]::[commercial for Confederate Family Insurance]::Confederate Family Insurance Speaker: A man fills many roles in his lifetime: provider, protector, master of the house. As a father you have a vital role in your family's life. They depend on you to be there. We help to make sure you can fulfill that promise, because [pause] no matter what they call you [pause] at the end of the day [pause] you know you're just [pause] dad. Confederate Family Insurance - for over one hundred years. Protecting a people [pan past the Confederate Family to a slave trimming their hedges] and their property.
[last lines]::Children: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Confederate States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all white people, Amen.
Patricia Johnson: [In describing Abraham Lincoln and Harriet Tubman's escape from the Confederate Army] She chose to disguise President Lincoln in blackface and travel with him along one of the many secret slave routes. When Lincoln scoffed at the plan, Tubman, never one to mince words, reminded him of the huge bounty on his head. She said simply, 'We're both niggers now, Mr. President.'
Old Abraham Lincoln: [In his final interview in Montreal in June 1905, shortly before his death] I failed to see it. The abolitionists understood what consequences would be. They knew it was always about the negro, but I was blind. Now I see. I see what our once great country has become. I only wish that I had truly cared for the negro. Truly cared for his freedom, for his equality. I used him; now I am used. Now, I too am a negro without a country. I pray that someday, the colored people of Confederate America will be free. A nation stained with the blood of injustice cannot stand. I only regret that... I shall not live to see it fall.
Patricia Johnson: [In explaining the fate of mixed-race slave holders] Mixed-race slave holders were sold right along with their full-blooded slaves. As one slave put it: 'Light, bright, damn sure ain't white.'
Luis Arroyo: [speaking in Spanish] My parents fled Southern America when I was young. However, my most vivid memory is the food. They believed in controlling the stomach as well as the mind. For breakfast, the Latin-American diet became grits and sausage. For dinner, hamhocks and collared greens. A sandwich for lunch... a pickled pig's foot. In school, the headmaster forced me to eat a chitterling. I thought I was going to die.
'Darky' Spokesman: For a shine that's jigaboo' bright!
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Fritz is a falsifier drawing a picture of Eva Braun, the girlfriend of Adolf Hitler. He meets Hermann and tells him about some Nazi- material he knows about. Herrmann, working for a great German magazine, pays for everything he can get, and so Fritz starts to write "Hitlers private daybook". The story covers a real event that happend in Germany in the middle of the eighties.
Keywords: based-on-true-story, female-frontal-nudity, female-nudity, hitler, nude-model, phony-hitler-diary, satire, spoof
Der Film zum Buch vom Führer
Goering: [ala Lou Costello, after getting dressed down by "hitler"] : I'm a baaaad fluten-boy-gluten.
Goering: [Bugs has asked Goering directions to Las Vegas] Las Vegas? But there is no Las Vegas in Germany.::Bugs Bunny: Goimany? Yipes!
Goering: Heil him!::Hitler: Heil me.
[Last lines]::Bugs Bunny: [disguised as Stalin] Does your tobacco taste different lately?
[Reading Daffy Duck's secret message]::Hitler: "Hitler is a stinker." That's no military secret!::Goering, Goebels: Ja, everybody knows dat!
Daffy Duck: [jumping out of refrigerator] Well! Whata ya know? The little light. She stays on!
Daffy Duck: I'll do the job. I'm a woman-hater. She won't get to first base, this Hatta Mari tomater.
[Last lines]::Daffy Duck: They lose more darn Nazis that way.
Daffy Duck: I regret that I have but one secret to swallow for my country.
[Repeated line]::Von Vulture: Schultz!
Daffy Duck: Messerschmitts! A whole mess of Messerschmitts!
[Daffy presents Von Vulture with a timebomb disguised as a clock]::Daffy Duck: May I present you with this little token of our esteem?::Von Vulture: For me? Danke schoen! Danke Schoen!::Daffy Duck: Oh, just a little going away present...
Hitler, Himmler, Rudolf, Ausschwitz,
München, Stuttgart, Göbbels, Führer,
Yuri, Berlin
Adolf Hitler - Juden Reich
Ausschwitz, Berlin - Juden Reich
Sieg Heil über alles - Mann
Juden Reich über alles
El Adolf Hitler
Heil Heinrich Himmler
Ausschwitz, Berlin, Frust und München
El Adolf Hitler
Reich!
Dunkler Führer Hermann Göring
Ach Sieg Heil Sieg Heil, Deutschland, Hitler
Heinrich Himmler, Ausschwitz, Berlin, Frust
und München Ober Salzberg
München, Berlin, Führer, Hermann
Heil Hitler
El Adolf Hitler
Heil Heinrich Himmler
Ausschwitz, Berlin, Frust und München
El Adolf Hitler
El Adolf Hitler
Heil Heinrich Himmler
Ausschwitz, Berlin, Frust und München
El Adolf Hitler
Reich
sind geboren, alles und nichts durch den Wolken, Gelben Juden, den anderen
Nationen, aus und der wirds ordnen, und wird deine unter Hermann, in Polenland
und Baden, unseren Händen, unseren Wolken und Antlitz, unser Sieg Heil!
El Adolf Hitler
El Heinrich Himmler
Adolf Hitler - Juden Reich
El Adolf Hitler
El Adolf Hitler
El Heinrich Himmler
Juden Reich ist der und bürner
El Adolf Hitler
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