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On the one hand, this is a disgraceful invasion of privacy but, on the other hand...
...well, that hand is busy.
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On the one hand, this is a disgraceful invasion of privacy but, on the other hand...
...well, that hand is busy.
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Yes sir that's us how can we help.
Well I've had an accident but I'm struggling to communicate, nobody understands me.
Ok sir, please tell where you are.
Right, I'm in Queen Elizabeth Hospital Birmingham.
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To all you atheists out there, I think that both proves He exists and that he was a Jew
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He's apparently the first man to be Hi 5'd to death.
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She's not a Muslim. It just makes a great disguise for robbing a bank.
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French has finally been replaced by Urdu, then?
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Well, at least you can get a good solid 8 hours sleep while you're waiting on the runway.
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They keep needlessly spending a fortune to boost what they've got up front and invariably get fucked at the back.
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"Why did one little piggy not do anything?," he asked.
Random 5!
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Beaten.
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Also cuts getting a kicking risk.
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"No."
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First place I'd look would be Anfield.
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On the one hand, this is a disgraceful invasion of privacy but, on the other hand...
...well, that hand is busy.
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Three Israelis walk into a bar. The barman says, "Jew can't be serious!"
Three Muslims walk into a bar. The barman says, "Fuck off, you Paki bastards."
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He couldn't score in Rotherham if he was outside a kebab shop dressed as a 6 year old girl.
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Seeing it twice.
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Soft cunts. Little girls have Uzis in America.
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It gets even less funny every time you see a new one.
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Fingers crossed it's just child porn and not new music.
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Instead of actually coming in my room and stopping him.
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Gangrapes.
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Natives of Leicester, help is on its way.
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It's the same thing when you are stupid.
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That actually beats a record set by my dad in 2003, trying to put an Ikea chair together.
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1. What their sons download.
2. What their daughters upload.
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Didn't take them long to find a cure once a white guy got it.
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The counsellor says, "I know exactly why you're here. Your husband doesn't want to make love to you anymore, instead he prefers watching porn and masturbating."
She exclaims, "Wow! that's correct! How did you know without even having a session with me?"
The counsellor replies, "Because you're fat."
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Did Bernie Ecclestone just bribe his way out of bribery charges?
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She looked surprised.
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Steal,rob and loot.
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But he was determined to feel it through to the end.
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Rumours have it the fan was showing Wenger a better signing than Danny Welbeck.
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Katie Price has changed her password to 1234567
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For most of the A-List ladies, that'll be the most expensive meal they've ever thrown up.
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It's worth a go.
Just put a bell inside the ball, and off we go!
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I can't take all the credit.
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Surrounded by 13 year old cunts.
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Take Gary Glitter for example.
He's 70 going on 7.
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I'm a bit better now but I'm not out of the woods yet.
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He's constantly being followed by wankers.
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He was asked why he did it.
"Because someone told me it was there," he said.
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So I adopted Simon Cowell.
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The one that lets you fuck kids, or the other one that lets you fuck kids.
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She said, "Because he was wearing a balaclava."
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