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Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.
Stupid Jokes
Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.
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Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
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I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he'd get would be astounding."
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You probably saw our posters.
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She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my cock and said, "Yours or mine?"
I said, "That's mine."
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Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk."
She said, "Yes you are."
I said, "No I'm fucking not."
She said, "Can you tell the time?"
I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fucking drunk."
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"Hi hun, you've left your phone in the kitchen"
What the fuck am I still doing with this woman?
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Can't wait to see my new cock.
