• Mister E's Statistics

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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 7
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 41
    • Total Time Active:
    • 1 hours, 39 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 8
    • Live Jokes:
    • 4
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 4
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 5.13
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    • 166m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 10.25
    • Duplicate Jokes:
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Mister E's Jokes

Ah, I was just remembering being at school - smoking with the 5th year lads behind the bike sheds, trying to cop off with all the girls, throwing stink bombs in through the staff room window..... The headmaster said I was the worst caretaker they'd ever had.
They say you always remember where you were when someone really famous dies. I was actually living in Paris when Princess Diana was killed. I reckon I must have been driving home from the pub in my white Fiat Uno around about the same time she died.