1589229

A woman's definition of low self esteem:

When even Pakistani's refuse to shag them!

Sex and Shit > ??? General

1589226

Damn Pakistanis... coming over to this country and acting like they're major BBC celebrities or pillars of the Establishment.....

In The News > Scandals

1589224

Those date rape pills are rubbish.

I took two last night and still went home without a shag.

Other > Wordplay

1589222

I've killed all the male cattle on my farm.

No bullshit.

Other > Wordplay

1589221

Women's tits are dual purpose. For feeding infants and attracting mates.

But my girlfriends tits seem to attract mostly MY mates.

Sex and Shit > Breasts

1589217

"George Galloway assault - Attacker charged."
Just money, money, money with those Jews.
Call me next time, I'll gladly smack that cunt for free.

Politics > Nazis
Crime > Assault

1589216

When you are in love, wonders happen.

But once you get married, you wonder what the fuck happened.

Sex and Shit > Love

1589214

My wife always told our friends I was a cross dresser due to my angry outbursts whilst tracking down my missing socks.

Other > Wordplay

1589211

Manchester United are in the process of signing Boy George and Rupert Everett as strikers for this season - if ever they were a goal down, they wanted people who knew how to come from behind!

Sports > Football

1589208

I'm fed up of all the people that say they hope Justin Bieber joins Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse in the 27 Club.

Can you imagine waiting another 7 years for that little shit to die?

Celebrities > Justin Bieber

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