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1587601

I see that doctor with Ebola has been released from hospital and is well again.

Didn't take them long to find a cure once a white guy got it.

Racism > Black
Illness and Mortality > Ebola

1583547

What's the difference between Ebola and Tulisa?

Ebola will finish you off.

Celebrities > Tulisa
Illness and Mortality > Ebola

1584664

So, I've started spamming Nigerian email addresses with this:

Have 50 boxes of ZMapp experimental Ebola vaccine. Need to send to you. Please send deeds and all legal documents for your property to me so I know where to send them.

All the best
ZMapp Distribution Services

In The News > Headlines
Illness and Mortality > Ebola

1582479

I went to the beach and it was packed. Then I noticed a tall black guy walking among the crowds, selling his African trinkets and carved wood.

I went up to him and asked for his help. "My wife's here somewhere. If you find her I'll give you £500. Just shout loud for her while you walk."

"£500? Okay, what is her name?" he asked.

"It's Ivy", I replied. "Ivy Bowler".

Picked a spot all to myself after that.

Illness and Mortality > Ebola

1584143

Evidently there have been a number of Ebola deaths in Nigeria.
Does this explain why I have heard nothing for two months since I sent my bank details to their government official?

Illness and Mortality > Ebola

1584205

This Ebola outbreak has got the world's top medical specialists very concerned, all the relevant charities and aid organisations are turning up and pitching in.

Still no sign of 'Homeopaths Without Borders' though.

Illness and Mortality > Ebola

1588086

What's the difference between Ebola and the ice bucket challenge?

Both are spreading like wildfire, but Ebola's the only one you'll get in Africa.

Other > Charity
In The News > Headlines
Illness and Mortality > Ebola

1583114

BBC Headline today; "US to send 50 experts to fight Ebola today."

BBC Headline tomorrow; "Over 1,000 Africans killed in friendly fire incident; Ebola gets away to Portugal."

Racism > American
Illness and Mortality > Ebola

1587873

Dele Adebola, but he's feeling much better now.

Sports > Football
Illness and Mortality > Ebola

1583287

How to curb the outbreak of Ebola in Africa:-

Step 1 - Identify the infected
Step 2 - Prep the infected for travel
Step 3 - Place the infected on a Malaysian Airlines flight & hope they live up to their reputation.

In The News > Crashes
In The News > Malaysia MH17
Illness and Mortality > Ebola

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