The Real Housewives of Dallas S04E01 - Of Friends and Frenemies - Live Episode Discussion

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2019-09-05T01:16:49+00:00

I really did not like Travis when the show started, but I have to say, he has grown on me SO. MUCH. and Stephanie and he are so cute together, I love it (I also love Stephanie and want only the very very best for her.)

thefirstpancake602 · 2019-09-05T01:11:06+00:00

Shit, there is no money in that trust either.

circusfires09 · 2019-09-05T01:28:14+00:00

Is Momma Dee the real life Lucille Bluth?????

pinkdietmountaindew · 2019-09-05T01:20:21+00:00

I appreciate Brandi’s honesty about parenting right now.

frontsnapkick2urface · 2019-09-05T01:32:25+00:00

There is no way the Simmons women have any cash left. If mama Dee had money she wouldn’t be having her daughters company pay her small bills.

thefirstpancake602 · 2019-09-05T01:29:41+00:00

Mama D can't pay $60k a year of her own money towards her expenses? The S on her forehead doesn't stand for STUPID. There is no money in this banana stand.

lilpuzz · 2019-09-05T01:55:39+00:00

Lmao pure Stephanie When Leeanne was cattily sarcastically giving D'Andra compliments "oh you're so much prettier and richer than me" Steph "yeah you guys are both great!!!" So pure

zbornaks · 2019-09-05T01:50:19+00:00

Rich and Jeremy are fighting now?!? Oh, this shit is [chef kiss] BEAUTIFUL.

zbornaks · 2019-09-05T01:52:00+00:00

YOU get a cheating rumor and YOU get a cheating rumor and YOU get a cheating rumor! EVERYONE ON RHOD GETS A CHEATING RUMOR!

ThePermMustWait · 2019-09-05T01:11:21+00:00

Poor peoples cars have AC too

Petty_White · 2019-09-05T02:00:30+00:00

D’Andra will not be able to take being roasted.

NoKaleidoscope3 · 2019-09-05T01:28:16+00:00

I thought Tinsley was suffering from arrested development, but damn, D'Andra is even worse.

ehltahr · 2019-09-04T23:24:31+00:00

So excited!! I’m having a really bad mental health day and then I remembered Dallas is back and I get to watch with all of you😭

NoKaleidoscope3 · 2019-09-05T01:47:50+00:00

Steph has one of the sweetest souls I've seen from a housewife.

LAURV3N · 2019-09-05T01:12:00+00:00

"Jeremy's artwork is paying none of our bills."

Yikes!

LAURV3N · 2019-09-05T01:17:41+00:00

"Travis has been working out like he is getting ready for a pageant."

I love stephanie.

NoKaleidoscope3 · 2019-09-05T01:25:30+00:00

What an awkward place for a meeting about money. Money that came from the hard work of the guy buried in this cemetery.

katie415 · 2019-09-05T01:10:19+00:00

Her mom gave her a business that was already running into the ground and basically set her up for failure. That’s beyond fucked up.

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2019-09-05T01:20:56+00:00

Brandi: "Are you making yourself look like a clown?"

Brooklyn: "I'm making making myself look like you!"

My mother would knock my block off if I talked to her like that but shiiiiiit this is the best type of Housewives kid.

Team Brooklyn.

LAURV3N · 2019-09-05T01:27:35+00:00

"What would dad tell me to do about the business?"

"He would say, 'dont trust your mother.'"

mingmingcherry · 2019-09-05T01:12:17+00:00

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zbornaks · 2019-09-05T01:39:17+00:00

New Kary being mad at LeeAnne on Old Cary’s behalf truly tickles me.

LAURV3N · 2019-09-05T01:20:50+00:00

I do really love that brandi calls her kids shitheads. It is very on brand for her.

2019-09-05T01:35:36+00:00

What I wouldn’t give to see cameran in an economy bunk on a carnival cruise

Dobby_Lobby · 2019-09-05T01:21:16+00:00

I hope Brandi's daughter isn't like this with other children at school. She's kind of acting like a bully.

waitholdit · 2019-09-05T01:29:26+00:00

Honestly it was smart of D’Andra to do this on camera

ClosetYandere · 2019-09-05T01:30:44+00:00

OH MY GOD the producer asking if D'andra would give up her trust in exchange for freedom...!

LAURV3N · 2019-09-05T01:31:15+00:00

It is really fucked up to think D'Andra is probably counting down by the second until her mother passes so she can get her trust fund.

douglaswr · 2019-09-05T01:18:53+00:00

Travis seems more comfortable this season, I’m so glad!

ClosetYandere · 2019-09-05T01:19:33+00:00

Bruin is SO CUTE?!??!?!

Trashy-TV- · 2019-09-04T22:28:02+00:00

Annual RHOD storytime - I participated in the live episode discussion here for the season 1, episode 1 when pregnant with my daughter. I went into labor while posting here. I wasn’t even sure I was in labor. I thought I just had gas! Thank you reddit family for keeping me calm and cheering me on! Love you guys!

althea1325 · 2019-09-05T01:29:13+00:00

Paused it after the scene with Brandi’s daughter to schedule my IUD replacement 😂

SouthMeetsEast · 2019-09-05T01:25:53+00:00

Not judging them, but it bugs me when people walk on top of graves.

zbornaks · 2019-09-05T01:36:04+00:00

She thought that “fomo” meant fun of missing out.

FUN.

zbornaks · 2019-09-05T01:53:07+00:00

Is this Jessica the same woman who was on a podcast saying that she had sex with a RHOD husband?

thefirstpancake602 · 2019-09-05T01:10:24+00:00

I'm not shocked that D'Andra's mom ran the business into the ground.

zbornaks · 2019-09-05T01:16:20+00:00

Stephanie and Travis chasing each other on those hover board things around their gorgeous mansion is absolute relationship/wealth goals.

Stefairyy · 2019-09-05T01:04:10+00:00

I like the lighter hair on Leeanne but girl the extensions ....

lilpuzz · 2019-09-05T01:33:48+00:00

Getting nervous the trust is totally empty just like the company was bankrupt 😳

Teacheroftinies · 2019-09-05T01:16:55+00:00

Can I please find a super hot and rich husband to chase me around my mansion with a pool in the middle and offices in the back?

zbornaks · 2019-09-05T01:19:51+00:00

“Sometimes she can be a little shithead.” Oh, can’t they all, Brandi? Can’t they all.

2019-09-05T01:05:16+00:00

THE EDIT OF THE PARTY PLANNER FARTING GLITTER

Give this editor a raise

Dobby_Lobby · 2019-09-05T01:11:23+00:00

Idk, I think D'Andra is the most accustomed to this lifestyle. I think Jeremy would adapt. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Loophahoop · 2019-09-05T01:06:02+00:00

“I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!” “Oh yeah when’s my period?” 😱

LAURV3N · 2019-09-05T01:09:43+00:00

D'Andra's blonde looks totally horrid.

MaryRhodaPhyllis · 2019-09-05T01:21:37+00:00

The new Milania.

Petty_White · 2019-09-05T01:38:56+00:00

I can’t stop staring at D’Andra’s eyebrows

SimplyWINEing · 2019-09-05T00:52:31+00:00

I am here for Mama Dee looking like a MLM bossbabe regional Manager who drinks Kendall Jackson Reserve Chardonnay!

NoKaleidoscope3 · 2019-09-05T01:04:21+00:00

I wish LeeAnne would cut several inches off her weave.

katie415 · 2019-09-05T01:29:41+00:00

Does she have plenty of money because she took all the money out of her company?????

NoKaleidoscope3 · 2019-09-05T01:21:30+00:00

That little girl is going to be a force to be reckoned with when she's a teenager.

2019-09-05T01:21:07+00:00

Brooklyn is auditioning for the remake of Problem Child.

8rainy · 2019-09-05T01:29:37+00:00

the housekeeper
the two private clubs
the gASOliNE

🙄

zbornaks · 2019-09-05T01:19:04+00:00

Bruin’s such a cute, fat little guy and I love him.

qwertney · 2019-09-05T01:30:36+00:00

Lmao. Dee - talks about a payable on death trust account ....takes mother to cemetery

Stefairyy · 2019-09-05T01:31:04+00:00

Honestly I wouldn’t give up my trust either shrugs BUt I don’t have a trust and don’t know what that’s like but I’d love to have a chunk of money waiting for me

shleytothed · 2019-09-05T01:48:33+00:00

Only 8 years?! I mean that's a decent amount of time but I thought they had been friends much longer. 8 years flies when you're an adult.

NoKaleidoscope3 · 2019-09-05T01:59:48+00:00

Did this whole friendship blow up bc LeeAnne told people D'Andra only had $200 in her bank account and bc D'Andra told L that Rich had an affair?

kalliope84 · 2019-09-05T02:01:13+00:00

Ohhh D’Andra does not have thick enough skin for a birthday roast! <popcorn gif>

Petty_White · 2019-09-05T01:11:25+00:00

D’Andra’s hair is the wrong color for her. It looks cheap and makes her look like she has Groucho Marx eyebrows.

qtbeeb · 2019-09-05T01:35:19+00:00

Can someone explain to me how D’Andra takes over Mama Dee’s business and has NO knowledge of its financial standing?

Is it ignorance? Or???

shleytothed · 2019-09-05T01:19:33+00:00

Brooklyn is a mini- Brandi

ClosetYandere · 2019-09-05T01:09:48+00:00

So crazy that D'andra's sporting the same color as LeeAnne /eyes emoji

She doesn't look bad but I prefer her with dark hair.

carmeIIasoprano · 2019-09-05T01:16:42+00:00

I love Stephanie with shorter hair

leeshya · 2019-09-05T01:24:46+00:00

When in Dallas is it cold enough to wear furs?

TaylorCurls · 2019-09-05T01:38:43+00:00

Lol D’Andra are YOU paying your bills?

blahannoying · 2019-09-05T01:07:47+00:00

Who wastes this much money on a wedding? Go out with a new updated house, vacation home, or amazing honeymoon...

boozymctits · 2019-09-05T00:46:52+00:00

I had the longest day EVER. Already in my pajamas, face washed, hair up. Let’s do this!

blahannoying · 2019-09-05T01:03:49+00:00

“When’s my period???” Lmao this season will be ridiculous...can’t wait

missusscamper · 2019-09-05T01:30:09+00:00

Why can’t deandra get a strategic investor with an injection of cash and cut business ties with her mother??

2019-09-05T01:34:16+00:00

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tabclo · 2019-09-05T01:34:25+00:00

Would not be surprised if Mama Dee lived another 20 or 25 years.

0061989 · 2019-09-05T01:18:14+00:00

The world needs more people like Stephanie and Travis.

TeenTitan512 · 2019-09-05T01:18:30+00:00

Oooooh Brandi's kids make me want to jump out of my window...they have not gotten better as they have gotten older--

Itiswhatitis92 · 2019-09-05T01:22:04+00:00

I really would be ok if I never had to see Mama Dee ever again.

zbornaks · 2019-09-05T02:01:13+00:00

This roast is going to be a fucking TRAINWRECK and I’m so excited.

boozymctits · 2019-09-05T01:07:18+00:00

Wedding planner looking like a discount Kevin Lee. You might fart glitter but you’ll never be as fab.

qwertney · 2019-09-05T01:17:52+00:00

Do u know how happy I am to have Stephanie back on my TV 🥺

otter-99 · 2019-09-05T01:50:54+00:00

Okkk so everyone’s cheating out here

2019-09-05T02:23:40+00:00

“My mother controls every dollar that goes in and out of that trust until she dies” - damn and you that bitch is going to live forever, fueled by hate and Botox. She will probably out live D’Andra. But I have no doubt that trust is drained.

2019-09-05T01:47:29+00:00

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twig_g · 2019-09-05T00:16:42+00:00

I’m so sick right now but I’m busting out my beaver liquor shirt for this!!

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2019-09-05T01:01:37+00:00

I'm sorry but this preview of petty shit set to Stars and Stripes Forever is SENDING ME

AaahhFakeMonsters · 2019-09-05T01:09:05+00:00

I don’t mind blonde Leanne, although I do prefer her brunette. But I really don’t like blonde D’Andra.

Also, am I spelling either of their names right? I can’t remember after this long break.

2019-09-05T01:29:51+00:00

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NoKaleidoscope3 · 2019-09-05T01:30:31+00:00

Mama D reminds me of Tammy Faye.

pettyguacamole · 2019-09-05T01:03:46+00:00

me getting ready to watch my show with my two rescue rabbits

1 second in: Brandi having a rabbit funeral

Me: “LOOK AWAY!!!!”

AaahhFakeMonsters · 2019-09-05T01:34:27+00:00

How have I never realized that Kam named her daughter Hilton? That’s exactly the name I’d expect Kameron to name her daughter. What’s her sons name? Am I remembering it being Cruz?

blahannoying · 2019-09-05T01:44:56+00:00

Loool just openly sharing their public sex encounters. Kam’s gunna hate her! Lmao

lilpuzz · 2019-09-05T01:51:45+00:00

WHO'S JESSICA?!?!

princessboop · 2019-09-05T01:20:58+00:00

wow I feel like Brandi looks so much cuter with her hair pulled back in a bun and minimal makeup

lilpuzz · 2019-09-05T01:43:05+00:00

I am ready for a Kary v Leeanne match. The rest of the girls don't know how to handle Leeanne

missusscamper · 2019-09-05T01:46:46+00:00

I need to meet someone like Eduardo 😩

ThePermMustWait · 2019-09-05T01:51:45+00:00

This isn’t working, Stephanie. Abandon abandon

luckycat03 · 2019-09-05T02:01:49+00:00

Why would you do a roast for your 50th birthday? Especially if you’re D’Andra ???

callmemom · 2019-09-05T01:09:39+00:00

Oooh. Mama Dee is gonna be pissed at D'andra airing their dirty laundry!

lilpuzz · 2019-09-05T01:14:16+00:00

Also what is the point of a trust if you can't access it?! Smh

trolldoll26 · 2019-09-05T01:26:36+00:00

D’Andra needs some deep conditioning treatment ASAP.

TeenTitan512 · 2019-09-05T02:00:11+00:00

Oooh this roast is going to go horribly and I love it

SouthMeetsEast · 2019-09-05T01:51:13+00:00

Hey! My name is Suzi and your husband would be LUCKY to have an affair with me!!!
Disclaimer: I have morals and would never date a married man. There.

katie415 · 2019-09-05T01:52:17+00:00

I think that Stephanie and brandi need to mediate it more.....

2019-09-05T01:50:51+00:00

I like Steph's scarf in the hair look.
Leann's caramel looks better D'Andra's.

dixiegirl21 · 2019-09-05T01:27:24+00:00

I live in Dallas and watching D and her mom in their fur is making me sweat. It’s been a hot and muggy summer.

zbornaks · 2019-09-05T01:47:31+00:00

I’ve blocked Brandi and Stephanie’s fight out of my memory. That’s how much I didn’t like that.

They just need to stay friends forever and chasing women around with dildos until they’re old ladies.

chexmix4321 · 2019-09-05T01:48:39+00:00

I would die for that wine fridge

GetMeAColdPop · 2019-09-05T01:53:53+00:00

Ben and Ronnie from WWC went to LeeAnne’s wedding so we need to watch for them in the crowd 👀

mpr1011 · 2019-09-05T01:05:18+00:00

People Magazine posted a picture of LeeAnne’s talking head look on twitter and I commented that it was giving Tangled vibes and LeeAnne liked it. This is my second HW interaction after Kelly liked a tweet where I called myself a dork for being excited to watch the OC finale.

imthemostoffended · 2019-09-05T01:18:44+00:00

Solid advice from Travis.

MockingbirdMeg · 2019-09-05T01:51:17+00:00

...is ‘exclamation mark’ the new ‘question mark’?????

lilpuzz · 2019-09-05T01:16:46+00:00

Okaaay interview look Stephanie 💄😎👌🏻👌🏻

zbornaks · 2019-09-05T01:36:57+00:00

🚨 KARY WITH A K HAS BEEN SPOTTED 🚨

LAURV3N · 2019-09-05T01:50:53+00:00

I feel like D'Andra is the type of person who will become irate watching this episode because of how many times stephanie mentions her turning 40.

Edit: 50* LOL

missusscamper · 2019-09-05T01:51:00+00:00

😮 Jeremy and Jessica

MrPTG2051 · 2019-09-05T01:53:40+00:00

Thank god I could not handle more Brandi vs Leanne

2019-09-05T01:53:10+00:00

Is D’Andra fucking serious? She didn’t ask a question. She didn’t say she heard a rumor. She said that people told her for a fact that Rich cheated and repeated it as if it was a fact. LeeAnne isn’t innocent, but D’Andra needs to own it, baby.

missusscamper · 2019-09-05T01:03:29+00:00

I can’t believe it’s yet another RH franchise premiere this is how I measure time gone by

2019-09-05T01:04:55+00:00

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blahannoying · 2019-09-05T01:21:12+00:00

Whew Brandi’s a calm mom. Mine would have got me talking like that lmao 🤐

missusscamper · 2019-09-05T01:48:55+00:00

Are there a lot of weaves and wigs and extensions on RHOD ??

zbornaks · 2019-09-05T01:58:03+00:00

Damn, LeeAnne and D’Andra are both exhausting. If they do truce, it’s not going to be for long.

IlliniJen · 2019-09-05T01:56:03+00:00

I. Dig. New. Kary.

She's going to get herself in trouble with that mouth and I AM HERE FOR IT, CLAP CLAP CLAP.

waitholdit · 2019-09-05T01:53:45+00:00

I LOVE WHEN HUSBANDS GET INVOLVED ✨

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