Not quite a UFC knockout...

Big_Honeydew6225 · 2024-04-15T03:22:45+00:00

She didn't skip a beat, she's like "oops, I just knee'd a child in the face, oh well the dance must go on" 😂

Unicorn_puke · 2024-04-15T01:25:22+00:00

Some guys would spend a fortune for that experience

United-Kale-2385 · 2024-04-15T01:56:36+00:00

Just keep dancing. Pretend it didn't happen

sam111986 · 2024-04-15T02:12:17+00:00

That's a classic tag team move...

clutzyninja · 2024-04-15T02:16:07+00:00

Wonder if he'll even remember where his fetish came from when he's older

spash_bazbo69 · 2024-04-15T04:26:18+00:00

Fucking hilarious. Shrugs and keeps dancing

freshouttalean · 2024-04-15T09:39:37+00:00

it’s almost as if young kids actually need parents to look after them

Dense-Ratio6356 · 2024-04-15T05:05:48+00:00

He's alive, keep dancing

ELeerglob · 2024-04-15T01:19:00+00:00

11/10 recommend

superawesomepandacat · 2024-04-15T01:57:29+00:00

God I wish that was me

georeddit2018 · 2024-04-15T09:48:31+00:00

Death by snu snu

VDonut · 2024-04-15T06:12:01+00:00

Hahahaha not a single fuck was given

Absol-utely_Adorable · 2024-04-15T09:39:21+00:00

Double teamed and he's going to have a realisation about this moment years later when he notices a link between all the girls he finds hot.

mowarngamsengul · 2024-04-15T03:40:48+00:00

Every guy wishing to be that kid :)

kevin6263 · 2024-04-15T04:23:44+00:00

This kid is thinking, I’m gunna thread the needle… nope.

Many_Housing_644 · 2024-04-15T02:41:04+00:00

Where are the damn parents

quadmasta · 2024-04-15T02:56:55+00:00

Unidentified Flamenco Colombian

kaiokenhess · 2024-04-15T03:24:03+00:00

Death by Snu-snu

loboazul97 · 2024-04-15T05:47:49+00:00

Flashforward 20 years in the future to little timmy trying to figure out in therapy why he has an unrazonable fear to sexy woman.

KhemistryKhat · 2024-04-15T06:45:41+00:00

He met his fate with Ronda Arousey.

kassra25 · 2024-04-15T02:21:28+00:00

I wish I was that kid 😔😂

Wait_Another_One · 2024-04-15T02:47:59+00:00

I volunteer as tribute.

Swimming-Location-97 · 2024-04-15T03:21:14+00:00

Its like pinball.

spongurat · 2024-04-15T07:42:00+00:00

Literally dana white in the background. Looks ufc to me

Crankenstein_8000 · 2024-04-15T00:45:29+00:00

I love that little rat getting knocked about by knees he will be forever be searching for

vanisleone · 2024-04-15T01:34:38+00:00

The show must go on.

Uncanny_Show507 · 2024-04-15T01:41:14+00:00

I’m sure the kid is fine. He shouldn’t have been there anyways haha

TTRPG_Lover · 2024-04-15T04:16:59+00:00

Pickingnamesisharder · 2024-04-15T07:27:42+00:00

Get too close to the sun and you're going to get burned, young Icarus

SavingsCampaign2524 · 2024-04-15T11:45:44+00:00

I love how they look 👀 at each other…smirk and keep dancing 💃

magicmurph · 2024-04-15T06:09:20+00:00

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid

Toxicupoftea · 2024-04-15T06:31:36+00:00

r/kidsarestupid

jexempt · 2024-04-15T03:46:38+00:00

A day he’ll always wish he remembered.

StatisticianOne1876 · 2024-04-15T04:14:11+00:00

That was a tag team finishing move

12QueenBee12 · 2024-04-15T04:35:35+00:00

Knee to the head! Duck and Roll little one

ZodiacPanda · 2024-04-15T04:50:02+00:00

It would be an honor

AJay_89 · 2024-04-15T05:34:47+00:00

At least she got some thicc thighs to cushion the blow 😭

akluin · 2024-04-15T05:47:02+00:00

The dancer "oh no, anyway..."

yells_at_bugs · 2024-04-15T06:24:20+00:00

What a way to go!

BedSmellsLikeItFeels · 2024-04-15T06:35:02+00:00

r/EarRape

BombayMix64 · 2024-04-15T06:45:34+00:00

Core memory.

always-indifferent · 2024-04-15T06:57:03+00:00

What you didn’t see was when kiddo fell down, Red stamped on his face a few times to really seal the deal.

And that ladies and gentlemen is this kiddos newest fetish unlocked

Randall_Poffo_ · 2024-04-15T07:33:50+00:00

tiger knee

synaptix78 · 2024-04-15T08:02:18+00:00

Fiiiiiinnnisshhh hhiiimm.

Lionheartedshmoozer · 2024-04-15T08:41:54+00:00

What a dumb kid

Active_Taste9341 · 2024-04-15T08:47:31+00:00

think i laughed way too hard on this

edit: did it again

UKYZ · 2024-04-15T09:07:19+00:00

What is this festival

leavenofrybehind · 2024-04-15T09:33:03+00:00

That kid got like three broken noses.

alwayslearning8899 · 2024-04-15T10:48:03+00:00

The show must go on.

Realclawdogs · 2024-04-15T10:56:56+00:00

The show must go on! 😭🤣

nepheelim · 2024-04-15T11:28:29+00:00

C-C-C-Combro breaker

Izzysel92 · 2024-04-15T12:01:16+00:00

Love how they didn't give a shit and just continued. Kids are hardy.

Pan-Magpie · 2024-04-15T12:20:46+00:00

If this is a "wholesome family experience" I'd hate to see what you'd call unhinged.

UnauthorizedFart · 2024-04-15T12:39:39+00:00

The day he became a man

spookinky987 · 2024-04-15T13:11:07+00:00

In 10 years he'll have a weird fetish request in the sack...

BauerHouse · 2024-04-15T13:45:44+00:00

She really kept dancing after that?!

AncientSquirrel91 · 2024-04-15T13:51:39+00:00

Wow... That smile at the end... Shame poor kiddo

EmuZealousideal7357 · 2024-04-15T13:52:12+00:00

I love how they didn’t miss a beat

LazloCareidas · 2024-04-15T13:56:55+00:00

Watching others live your dreams can be draining

BigSchmeeker · 2024-04-15T14:06:22+00:00

My girl didn’t even skip a beat

ziharmarra · 2024-04-15T14:11:35+00:00

Most people don't realize that this was an assassination attempt

K10RumbleRumble · 2024-04-15T15:01:50+00:00

Love that people didn’t freak out to save the crotch goblin running around like an ass. Control your kids ffs.

Fidelio___ · 2024-04-15T15:10:15+00:00

Fuck them kids

Svalor007 · 2024-04-15T15:45:52+00:00

Some guys pay good money for what that kid got for free.

Gold_Weakness1157 · 2024-04-15T16:04:59+00:00

Eh he's alright, keep dancing ladies

superrshitposting · 2024-04-15T16:20:00+00:00

my turn my turn

Hairy_Skill_9768 · 2024-04-15T17:02:45+00:00

W- wha- what happened sorry I was distracted

sonichuizcool · 2024-04-15T17:12:15+00:00

Lol Yellow is like "the show must go on"

f3nrisulfr · 2024-04-15T17:16:53+00:00

Those are some nice fuckin quads

Whatawootsee · 2024-04-15T17:24:14+00:00

That kid just got a hint of what life will be like as an adult 😂

ZootBreak · 2024-04-15T17:45:24+00:00

"If he dies, He dies!"

AdministrationDry507 · 2024-04-15T17:47:13+00:00

Down with the thiccness

JTex80 · 2024-04-15T22:32:42+00:00

Kids are little kamikaze idiots. They have no sense of space and will always be exactly where they aren't supposed to be.

Havenoempathy · 2024-04-16T01:52:40+00:00

It should have been me!!!!

Local_Perspective349 · 2024-04-16T04:52:26+00:00

Life-long fetish is born.

Bubbses128 · 2024-04-16T05:03:19+00:00

He got tag-teamed

McQno · 2024-04-16T05:53:12+00:00

It should have been me, not him

Iloveitguy · 2024-04-15T08:11:34+00:00

That's it ladies smile and keep dancing, kids are made of rubber and magic anyway.

Nochnichtvergeben · 2024-04-15T04:49:09+00:00

Serves him right.

hobu3d · 2024-04-15T07:52:06+00:00

„The show must go on“ shrug

North-Thing5649 · 2024-04-15T10:14:57+00:00

You've been hit by a smooth criminal

HorsePast9750 · 2024-04-15T03:29:53+00:00

Kept going

Biff_Bufflington · 2024-04-15T04:49:53+00:00

Was that David Spade?

OwlStrigi · 2024-04-15T04:52:25+00:00

I wouldn't be mad if I was that kid. hahaha

CanaryJane42 · 2024-04-15T05:10:07+00:00

Awe :(

Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld · 2024-04-15T07:12:14+00:00

I was a child pinball.

doubletaxed88 · 2024-04-15T08:34:26+00:00

That's Rugby!

knowledgeable_diablo · 2024-04-15T08:49:33+00:00

Not quiet, but close! Great tag team move there.

Worstname1ever · 2024-04-15T09:17:33+00:00

This is how I wanna go out

ffllores · 2024-04-15T09:34:08+00:00

Lucky bastard

Atrieden · 2024-04-15T09:39:23+00:00

Pinball... Scored...

DoctorSwaggercat · 2024-04-15T11:07:25+00:00

Sorry Jimmy. The show must go on.

4-me · 2024-04-15T11:23:02+00:00

Every bachelor party everywhere

Scoonie24 · 2024-04-15T12:04:44+00:00

Worf

-BluBone- · 2024-04-15T12:07:56+00:00

Only a couple hits short of a wombo combo.

BlueBerrypotamous · 2024-04-15T12:08:30+00:00

How I imagine death by snu-snu would go.

Ok-Seaworthiness4488 · 2024-04-15T12:26:08+00:00

The show must go on

Icy-Breadfruit-5059 · 2024-04-15T12:30:04+00:00

Geez people… relax. The kid is almost certainly fine, they are much more resilient than you guys seem to think. Also sometimes kids are hyperactive and can get away from even the most diligent parents. It happens.

Surpzglydelicious33 · 2024-04-15T12:50:17+00:00

Not the worst way to go

flaflaflooey · 2024-04-15T12:52:58+00:00

If it’s not UFC, why is Dana White in the background?

Ken_Kaneki_07again · 2024-04-15T12:53:25+00:00

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

NigelTheSpanker · 2024-04-15T12:53:56+00:00

This is how I'm trying to die

ghos2626t · 2024-04-15T13:24:54+00:00

Dude in the back takes one peek at the girl in purple, and had to pull his shirt down lol

cmp8819 · 2024-04-15T13:25:05+00:00

The kid - "She broke my nose. WORTH IT!"

JamerBr0 · 2024-04-15T13:38:13+00:00

Not UFC but then why’s Dana White there?

RonMexico432 · 2024-04-15T13:43:02+00:00

Show must go on

Mean-Purpose-2179 · 2024-04-15T13:52:08+00:00

That kid’s lucky day.

Clemen11 · 2024-04-15T13:58:17+00:00

This ties with the Yakuza animation where you trip an enemy and make him fall into a passing woman's breasts face first, and then she knees him out cold in response

blanco1225 · 2024-04-15T14:02:36+00:00

Took that better then Ben Askren

RoadPizzaGourmand · 2024-04-15T14:08:50+00:00

Lucky kid.

kentuafilo · 2024-04-15T14:11:36+00:00

Kids are fucking stupid

jdubbrude · 2024-04-15T14:11:56+00:00

Best night of that kids life

TheMuffin1976 · 2024-04-15T14:24:46+00:00

Quicker than Masvidal 😂

ValdeReads · 2024-04-15T14:25:08+00:00

Me next please.

lrbaumard · 2024-04-15T14:39:14+00:00

Death by snu snu

Available_Low_3805 · 2024-04-15T14:56:35+00:00

The old one-two, classic teamwork combo.

Reasonable_Tap_8866 · 2024-04-15T14:58:09+00:00

Dana white in the background ready to sign some contracts

First-Ad5489 · 2024-04-15T15:00:20+00:00

He'll appreciate it when he gets older

imperialtrooper88 · 2024-04-15T15:04:59+00:00

That's hilarious. Proper tag team combo.

Still_Objective_8931 · 2024-04-15T15:06:50+00:00

Ohh man

LobsterTrue8433 · 2024-04-15T15:19:40+00:00

She'd been waiting for that moment.

nocoolpseudoleft · 2024-04-15T15:25:31+00:00

Dana White is in the background

LochNessMansterLives · 2024-04-15T15:27:16+00:00

Is that Dana White in the background?

Dangerous_Dog_4867 · 2024-04-15T15:34:19+00:00

I wanna be that boy lol

Smooth_Zebra · 2024-04-15T15:39:01+00:00

That’s what he gets, stay out of the way

deepdarkestsecret · 2024-04-15T15:44:09+00:00

More action than I've gotten in a while.

Bubbly_Original7774 · 2024-04-15T15:50:39+00:00

I'd take that combo all day

CallMeLazarus23 · 2024-04-15T16:00:45+00:00

To this day he has nightmares about being knocked out cold by the shit house door on a tuna trawler

dablegianguy · 2024-04-15T16:06:04+00:00

Is this considered death by snusnu?

Alex500505 · 2024-04-15T16:39:26+00:00

Conor McGregor is resting😂

myKingSaber · 2024-04-15T16:39:51+00:00

I thought the guy in the back wanted a piece of that action 🤣

noorizer · 2024-04-15T16:53:21+00:00

LOL..I like how they kept going.

iceaxe93 · 2024-04-15T17:03:27+00:00

Lucky kid

Noble_Dankster · 2024-04-15T17:04:57+00:00

even dana white is spectating, nice!

Eleo4756 · 2024-04-15T17:09:03+00:00

Keep ur kid in check. lol

rotred1 · 2024-04-15T17:23:51+00:00

I had a similar encounter when i was like 3-4 years old.

wazabee · 2024-04-15T17:29:38+00:00

Get wrecked, kid

elDayno · 2024-04-15T17:53:34+00:00

It should have been me. Not him

Foxisdabest · 2024-04-15T17:55:46+00:00

This is how I want to die, not even gonna lie.

We all gotta die somehow.

Improvgal · 2024-04-15T18:07:11+00:00

What a way to go.

0pp0site0fbatman · 2024-04-15T18:25:28+00:00

Who knees a kid in the face and doesn’t check on them?

Unable-Negotiation40 · 2024-04-15T18:46:24+00:00

Why did I read KFC?..I mean, she kinda looks dressed like a chicken, right?

Agent_S721 · 2024-04-15T19:22:36+00:00

You can see fat dana in the back

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