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My sister’s Uber driver was pulled over in the middle of her ride and arrested for driving a stolen car. by igooverland in mildlyinteresting

[–]Phatricko 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Okay so what happened was he was driving in Mexico, in his own car, when the cops started to shoot at him. They didn't pull him over, went straight to guns. It was a vacation to remember, the end.

This is how traffic is created. by Healthy_Block3036 in IdiotsInCars

[–]Phatricko -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I knew this was highway 70 before zooming in to the mile marker 😆

I fell tower by Alligator2023 in BoneAppleTea

[–]Phatricko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If it was blue it'd be Eiffel 65

Telling "get a real job" to Stephen King by vth2 in facepalm

[–]Phatricko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Podcast guy is clearly a dipshit but SK wasn't being very nice either. My ruling... both at fault

Idiot doesn’t know how to drive with a trailer by DefinitelynotNickCag in IdiotsInCars

[–]Phatricko 30 points31 points  (0 children)

People who double park make me want to squeeze into one of the half spots

The stairwell in this hotel goes straight forward (13 floors) instead of wrapping around. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Phatricko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't remember it was like 15 years ago. If that's true though I bet it's the same stairs! Even the pipes match. The only thing his is missing is top of girls hair.

500 lines in 2013 is 10k in 2023, inflation you know by vpetrychuk in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Phatricko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

80 is probably too short but we had a guy complaining about ours at 120. I'm like bro we can't just set it to 200 for you, you'll never be happy with anything lol.

500 lines in 2013 is 10k in 2023, inflation you know by vpetrychuk in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Phatricko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reviews are for checking more than functionality though. Need to make sure the code is clean!

500 lines in 2013 is 10k in 2023, inflation you know by vpetrychuk in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Phatricko 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have questions. If I already did the work it'd be like x300 more effort to break it into smaller meaningful chunks. If it could be done in small chunks to begin with I'd have done that in the first place

Don't bother me unless it's an emergency by IlikethequietZeppo in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Phatricko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My brother could type in his pocket on those things, that skill has gotten him far in life

Yarn by Matt Taylor by hairpinbuns in Recursion

[–]Phatricko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is amazing, I can't get enough of it. Does he have more animations like this?

Starbucks policy, up-charging for no ice. by Kevin7309 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Phatricko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what a refresher is but I was thinking it meant the chai tea latte which is half chai half water by default

Delco pizza guy serves up a side of criminal apprehension by miss_nephthys in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Phatricko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are full episodes of Real TV out there but I always think of this clip from family guy https://youtu.be/6krKnvKS5qE&t=32

It's possible they didn't do puns in the actual show though, I can't remember it's been like 20 years lol