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Mon September 19, 2016
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(Imgur)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this vintage protective suit
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
  
 
 Homeless man bitten by alligator. Apparently, the new season of Bum Fights is going for the Roman Coliseum shtick
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(ACLU)
 
  
 
 Do not record cops, because you may accidentally get video of them conspiring to make up charges against you
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(MLive.com)
 
  
 
 In an effort to keep solving the Flint water crisis, the State of Michigan removes Flint Michigan's right to sue the State of Michigan
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Man arrested for having sex with a horse fears he'll never again have a stable relationship
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(Ars Technica)
 
  
 
 NYPD: We cannot list and account for the millions of dollars we confiscate because it will crash our computer systems
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
  
 
 NY bomber used his own phone to build one of the bombs and was found sleeping in the doorway of a bar when he was arrested. So clearly an evil mastermind. Facepalm and Dumbass tags seen shaking their heads in dissapoint
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(The Sun)
 
  
 
 Geologist found where Jesus was buried...with gratuitous link to video of largest Jesus ever constructed
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Author asks why we wear clothes, apparently he has never been to a Walmart
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Fark NotNewsletter: Check out my tool
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(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 Prosecutors formally accuse Chris Christie of being fat. Also of knowing about the George Washington Bridge closing from the beginning
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
  
 
 Trump: You know what would make counter-terrorism easier? Permanent racial profiling
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(Bloomberg)
 
  
 
 Here is why supermarket bacon hides its glorious fat. Then again, who the hell cares - it's bacon
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
  
 
 Olive oil used to get man free from being stuck between rocks. Wow she has gotten very strong
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(NBC New York)
 
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 NBC NY reporting that Smash Mouth frontman in custody following active shooter in Linden NJ
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(Science Daily)
 
  
 
 So because you are on Fark, you are just a little inebriated. Never mind that it's 9am
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(Fark Shop)
 
  
 
 Fark Store Daily Deal: New iPhone 7 - enter to win contest. My 6s works just fine but I don't handle obsolescence well. (Sponsored Link)
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(CBS News)
 
  
 
 Because rules are for the little people to obey and paying fines is for chumps, the Los Angeles water department continues its watering program despite a years-long drought. Fark: They're watering artificial grass
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Looking for love in Alderaan places, a repeat headline from 1819, and Venezuela inflation now approaching Whole Foods prices: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/11 - 9/17
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(The Tablet (UK))
 
  
 
 World famous exorcist Gabriele Amorth dies at age 91. Although as everyone knows, exorcists never really die, they're just repossessed
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(ABC News)
 
  
 
 Architect falls off roof of NYC skyscraper. Apparently the final words he wrote in his notebook were "needs railing"
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(Daily Express)
 
  
 
 Piers Morgan to women who date sugar daddies, "Are you a prostitute?" Subby removes wishlist from profile
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
  
 
 Maybe sharks just hate surf boards?
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this unusual bust
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(Federal Bureau of Investigation)
 
 NewsFlash
 
 FBI names former Smash Mouth frontman as person of interest in Saturday's Chelsea bombing
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Elephant tramples tourist to death trying to take a photo. How the elephant got a camera, I have no idea
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
  
 
 Humans are losing their ability to understand other people's viewpoints according to experts who spent way too much time conducting research in Fark's Politics tab
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(WRAL)
 
  
 
 It turns out the nut in front of the wheel can be pretty dangerous too
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(London Evening Standard)
 
  
 
 Attention Domino's delivery staff. You are NOT Evel Knievel
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(Arkansas Online)
 
  
 
 Your girlfriend is not going to be happy if you speed off in her car without her permission. Especially if she's clinging to the roof of her car while you do so
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Multiple IEDs found at New Jersey train station. FBI now looking into anyone who doesn't like Jersey. Heeey hoooo. I'm walking here, ya mush. *flips Farker the bird*
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(Arkansas Online)
 
  
 
 Italian government aborts its 'Fertility Day' ad campaign
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(Click Orlando)
 
  
 
 20 customers at a Hooters restaurant get into a brawl. Cops did not expect such a big bust
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
  
 
 The suspicious package that shut down an alleyway in Anchorage for hours turned out to be somebody's lunchbox. "It contained items one would normally associate with a lunchbox"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
  
 
 High school snowflake math students left in tears by math exam, act like they were told there would be no math. Did someone forget to tell them they were studying math? Solve for dumbass
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(NJ.com)
 
  
 
 The humpback whale that washed up on a New Jersey beach died from human interaction. The sea was angry that day my friends
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
  
 
 Feel-good story about heroin. Wait, that didn't come out right
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(AOL)
 
  
 
 Asteroid with the power of THREE BILLION NUKES may be headed towards earth. Or, this might be AOL News
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(Deviant Art)
 
  
 
 Fark Coloring Contest: Expert Edition
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(KHOU Houston)
 
  
 
 It takes a special kind of low-life to use a phony $50 bill to get change from a kid selling lemonade to raise money for Alzheimer's research
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(Newser)
 
  
 
 Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...someone called the cops on Darth Vader for picking up litter
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
  
 
 West Virginia will no longer provide weekly fall foliage reports because the 37 full time employees needed to write the reports were laid off
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 Washington Post demands Edward Snowden be prosecuted under the fullest extent of the law--never mind the fact they published the illegal documents he leaked
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
  
 
 Too lazy to walk over and get your own shopping cart? Walmart has a solution for that
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(Vice)
 
  
 
 Please please please let the answer to this be yes
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(Flickr)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this leisurely stroll along the beach
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 From swamps, marijuana, and moonshine, here is the story about two prison escapees' and their three weeks on the run. O brother, where art thou indeed
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
  
 
 A naked man broke into a house, bit a woman, then dies at a hospital. Why yes, this did happen in Florida. How'd you guess?
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 Washington DC's streetcar line is turning into the boondoggle most predicted. Operating costs are $9 a passenger. The city government's reaction? We've got to expand the system
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(Patheos)
 
  
 
 Creationist Ken Ham, who predicted 2 million people a year will visit his 'Ark Encounter' museum, has shockingly lowered that estimate
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(NJ.com)
 
  
 
 New Jersey woman uses her extreme couponing skills to feed 30,000 hungry souls
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Who wouldn't want to make $1,800 a month by eating fast food?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
  
 
 Koi fish valued at $24,000 stolen, police cast wide net over city hoping to reel in thieves
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(Q13 Fox)
 
  
 
 Seattle's growing homeless problem affecting tourism industry. Nobody wants to see a 'WILL BARISTA 4 FOOD' sign en route to the Space Needle
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 If you are a parent, day care worker, or pediatrician in Arizona, congratulations, you're now a sex offender
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(The Consumerist)
 
  
 
 Free donut? Shiver me timbers
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(Canoe)
 
  
 
 WestJet flight delayed after iguanas can't decide whether to sit in first class or coach
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(SFGate)
 
  
 
 SF police searching for cough syrup thief. Suspect described by eye-witnesses as a gray-haired man wearing a bow tie and apron, a washcloth over his shoulder, and a voice sounding 'like a cartoon version of Al Pacino from Dog Day Afternoon'
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(Terre Haute Tribune Star)
 
  
 
 Man arrested for robbery demonstrates the highly difficult "stealing a police car while handcuffed behind his back" trick
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
  
 
 While New York is exploding, Minnesota is being stabby stab stabbed
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(Military.com)
 
  
 
 The Navy's newest LCS removed from service after it suffers two catastrophic engine failures in three days. After paying $430+ million per ship, there are now zero littoral combat ships in active service
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(Spiegel)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this bubble child
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 CSB Sunday Morning: Past and Present Home Projects
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(BBC)
 
  
 
 Snollygoster mods rejecting my submissions, now dreaded uhtceare interrupts my slooming until driven to obsessively gogoozling submissions queue while all these bloody Trumpmumpsimus headlines wamblecropt Fark. TL;DR : Submitted with better headline
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 4 killed, 42 injured when charter bus carrying college football team hits overpass. Subby was on the scene, and won't be sleeping tonight
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(The Intercept)
 
  
 
 The slavers want you workin' when you go to jail, the prison band's on strike and they've commenced to wail: "The media ain't reportin' because they're so meek, but our largest prison strike's in its second week." Let's rock. Everybody, let's rock
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(Deadspin)
 
  
 
 Penn State holds "Joe Pa" Day 5 years after they found out Sandusky liked 5 year olds
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(12News Phoenix)
 
  
 
 Plane carrying skydivers for local Constitution Fair makes an amendment to a house
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(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 Now that Bayer has acquired Monsanto...let's hail our new evildoer overlords. Remember when a division of Bayer let ethics take a back seat to profits as they knowingly spent years dumping HIV/AIDS-tainted plasma to overseas markets? Me neither
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(IndyStar)
 
  
 
 Transgender man wants to change name to avoid harassment. Too bad for him this is Indiana
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
  
 
 Looking to get a job? You could check the want ads, consult an employment agency, or pay a man $10,000 and marry his brother-in-law
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