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[–]ODBasUcansee 1135 points1136 points  (18 children)

When I was a kid our neighbors black lab had puppies. We had this huge field next to our house and no major roads by us so they would just release all of them (like 10 or so, it’s been over 20 years so it could be different). They would just chase us around and then if you laid down they would just mob you. If I had to die there, suffocated by a bunch of puppies wouldn’t have been the worst way to go.

[–]RearEchelon 292 points293 points  (15 children)

One item on my bucket list is to be mobbed by an insane amount of puppies

[–]ModeR3d 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Parents’ friends had a springer spaniel, she had two litters of pups over the years, each time with 7 born. Sitting on the floor being mobbed by the little needle toothed monsters were two of the happiest half hours of my life.

[–]cowslip17 123 points124 points  (2 children)

The university I attended had a puppy room for students to go into to help destress during exam time!

[–]dumbodragon 42 points43 points  (1 child)

oh that sounds lovely, I want one of those in my uni too!

[–]LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Screw uni, I want that at work! Or better yet, my house!!

[–]Puzzleheaded_Pie_978 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Go to your local humane society and volunteer! Eventually you will be mobbed by puppies … just take a whole litter into a visiting room and sit on the floor!!!!! You can also clean up their cages and give them baths when (not if, when) they shit all over themselves

[–]kittyinasweater 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I wanted to go pet kittens at my local humane society and while we were there, my boyfriend wanted to see the dogs. They had them all separated and brought them one by one for you to meet. Unfortunately there was no puppy mobbing available. The cats were all separated individually as well and there was only kitties 1+ year old and up. I ended up adopting one though!

[–]Puzzleheaded_Pie_978 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Aw :( back when I was teen, we could volunteer. We weren’t allowed to put dogs from different cages in with each other but we’d get litters of puppies/kittens that could be in the same cage together. Same with adult dogs/cats from the same home. At the humane society in my town rn there is a big cat room where the friendly and vetted cats are all allowed to roam, no cages. It’s very peaceful

[–]Daddyssillypuppy 18 points19 points  (2 children)

You could foster dogs and specialise in helping new mum dogs with puppies.

They need a little extra care than other fosters but are great if you have the room.

[–]RearEchelon 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'd love that but both my wife and I work all day. Our 2 grown dogs are fine because they'll occupy each other while we're gone but I couldn't leave puppies all day

[–]khanofthewolves1163 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My neighbor just had a bunch of pitbull puppies and they all mob me whenever they see me outside. The other day I was wearing loose sweatpants and their leashes all tangled around my pants and pulled them down. It was embarrassing but it was worth it to get puppy kisses lol.

[–]Big_booty_boy99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once my pet dog had a 13 puppies. It was amazing

[–][deleted] 1007 points1008 points  (32 children)

This must be what heaven is like!

[–]I_summon_poop 347 points348 points  (6 children)

Ikr, being able to roll around on top of Keanu must be heaven

[–][deleted] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Him smacking his lap saying “come sit” hahah

[–]somethingquirky-01 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Me: I am a progressive thinker who does not objectify people for my sexual fantasies.

<Sees Keanu with puppies>

I want to roll around on top of him right now.

[–]Slay3RGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not objectifying or having a sexual fantasy, I just think Keanu Reeves is an awesome person and it would be an honour and an incredibly happy moment to be able to be in his presence while surrounded by puppies. I'd probably be able to continue living my forever alone life without any complaints or regrets from that point on. That, right there, is a lifetime of happiness in a second.

[–]JennELKAP 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Damn right

[–]smolprincessfoe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mmmm yes please

[–]garbageaccount_ok 91 points92 points  (14 children)

Absolutely, that is what heaven must look like!

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (11 children)

But with Keanu as well obviously, not just the pups! Hahaha

[–]garbageaccount_ok 36 points37 points  (9 children)

In heaven we all get to pick our own Keanu. My Keanu is Mila Kunis 😂

[–]crimshaw83 20 points21 points  (7 children)

Mine is Mila Kunis with Keanu's face 😍

[–]Ooops_I_Reddit_Again 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Someone good at photoshop make it Happen for this lad!

[–]boredasballsyo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sitting on Keanu Reeves lap and licking his face. I agree.

[–]An_Evil_dude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heaven x10

[–]Roupert3 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Those are not 8 week old goldens, they've got to be older. Which means it would be a giant shark attack. They are very bitey puppies!

[–]miladymondegreen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is what I want, but it's all my dogs and pets that have gone on before me.

[–]phirebird 1847 points1848 points  (105 children)

They're just hoping that if they throw enough dogs at him he'll stop the killing

Edit: typo

[–]ISweatMC_ 79 points80 points  (103 children)

What?

[–]MissFlatwoodsMonster 421 points422 points  (95 children)

He plays John Wick in the John Wick films, its about a former guard/worker of a gang(? Its been a while) who goes on a massive killing spree of a whole gang after the leader's son kills John Wick's puppy, who was a gift given to him by his late wife

[–]Chaos_Machine 426 points427 points  (80 children)

You have most of that right, except he wasn't a guard/worker of a gang. He was a "retired" contract killer for an international fraternity of assassins, and some dumbfuck mafia leader's kid stole the wrong car and killed the wrong dog.

[–]cuminabox74 336 points337 points  (52 children)

To add, he wasn’t just a contract killer, he was THE contract killer.

[–]peateargryffon 157 points158 points  (35 children)

Baba Yaga

[–]firebirdi 51 points52 points  (22 children)

Can we all just take a moment to praise Gary Gygax for scouring mythologies far and wide? Seen for me first in 'Deities and Demigods', the first one, with Cthulu.

[–]dustojnikhummer 64 points65 points  (18 children)

Baba Yaga is a common soviet folklor. We know it in the former Bloc. Fitting since the Mafia is ran by a Russian

[–]palmin 29 points30 points  (14 children)

But isn't Baba Yaga a witch that lives in a house with chicken feet?

That doesn't fit the bad ass contract killer vibe very well.

[–]Filthy_Cossak 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Yeah, and in current popular culture it’s mostly associated with children’s stories and cartoons, so the choice to use her to describe a boogeyman always stood out to me as comical

[–]ehh_scooby 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Idk about you my guy but if I saw a house with giant chicken feet I'd be terrified of anything living in it...

[–]AngryCarGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well known for her ugly face, long claw-like fingers, and sagging pendulous breasts...

Definitely not the same thing as the Boogeyman lol. Very poor writing that always bothered me.

[–]FragrantExcitement 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Baby Yoda?

[–]UghImRegistered 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Baba Yetu

[–]Vordeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeez that theme was a banger.

[–]PointOfTheJoke 27 points28 points  (3 children)

He also wasnt just THE contract killer. He's the killer who's work laid the foundation of a criminal empire. He's singlehandedly capable of destabilizing and shifting the balance of power in fucking countries.

[–]vi3tmix 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Solen’ya

[–]crazyfreak316 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Phookin pencil

[–]BreadPitty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh

[–]synapsing_at_random 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A man of focus and determination.

[–]MissFlatwoodsMonster 63 points64 points  (19 children)

There we go lol

I still love the scene where the leader is like talking to his son about how John Wick is after him and is like "you're on your own dude that's fucking John Wick"

[–]nourez 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I enjoy John Wick 2 and 3, but the smaller scope of the first and John just being like a fucking force of nature was something else.

[–]Erchamion_1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to watch the movie again, but sad because RIP LR.

[–]Nutduffel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reek made the terrible mistake, but Ramsey Bolton made him pay.

[–]Ooops_I_Reddit_Again 20 points21 points  (0 children)

With a FOOKIN PINCIL

[–]burritosandblunts 10 points11 points  (8 children)

How brutal is the dog dying scene? I can't stomach that kinda shit so I've never watched these movies lol.

[–]lilbluehair 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Pretty quick honestly

[–]cheesynougats 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yeah, that part was mercifully short. Also, doesn't happen in 2 or 3.

[–]awalktojericho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but other dogs are sacrificed.

[–]Trance354 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You hear a crack(muffled) and the body is briefly shown unmoving.

[–]0pimo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Think there's a scene where he buries the dog too. Then goes and chisels the basement floor to dig out his puppy killer killing gear before he goes ham.

[–]kingpatzer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No more brutal than any other part of the movie.

[–]mrevergood 1 point2 points  (5 children)

What country you from?

[–]Brannflakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s definitely no getting those puppies back from him.

[–]rengam 222 points223 points  (30 children)

I wonder if this happens to him a lot. This is the second or third video I've seen of him surrounded by puppies.

Here's another:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqUiXhECos

[–]WibbyFogNobbler 129 points130 points  (23 children)

To be fair, the only reason someone shouldn't want to be surrounded by puppies is if they have an allergy.

[–]numbersthen0987431 46 points47 points  (8 children)

My gf has allergies to puppies. She will take as many drugs as possible to be surrounded by puppies.

[–]Legitimate_Wizard 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I'm allergic to cats. I also have two cats.

[–]EngMajrCantSpell 14 points15 points  (2 children)

My mom is also allergic to all animals with fur/dander (tho cats are specifically extra terrible of a trigger for her) and she fosters dogs lmao

She also takes every opportunity to find my cat to pet/hold her when she visits me.

I've been raised to believe those with animal allergies have zero self preservation regarding it

[–]Molag__Ballin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Completely understandable. Would do the same but luckily I‘m not allergic to puppies.

[–]Xavius_Night 32 points33 points  (13 children)

Or a phobia.

[–]Deiser 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Or a phobia of allergies

[–]SmooveTits 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I’m allergic to phobias.

[–]Binsky89 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Or they just don't like animals in their face.

[–]boredasballsyo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Monsters.

[–]peateargryffon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

More like a running joke considering what happens in the first John Wick. That man needs all the puppers

[–]NotBlazeron 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If I was famous I'd make it a condition of me going on the show.

I need at least 1 puppy that I can hang out with the entire time.

[–]blackmamba_55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg! So cute!!!! I love puppies and I love Keanu!

[–]draggedndrowned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was an amazing watch ✨️

[–]Belgand 119 points120 points  (1 child)

Wow... they really escalated things in the new John Wick.

[–]VOIDssssssss 28 points29 points  (0 children)

John wicks redemption arc

[–]1337speak 263 points264 points  (6 children)

those puppies are lucky

[–]Logicalcarcity 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I think Reddit is going to fall in love with this guy.

[–]Afkargh 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You mean we haven’t already?

[–]misscheeze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish I was those puppies

[–]Tiger_Striped_Queen 103 points104 points  (2 children)

He looks genuinely happy. As should anyone with a lap full of puppies.

[–]BriSnyScienceGuy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

He fucking deserves it.

A good man that has been through some shit. He deserves all the puppies he wants.

[–]sociallyvicarious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Best talk show moment he’s ever had. If he was the kind of guy to make requests (thank all that’s good and right he’s not) he’d ask for puppies every interview.

[–]One-Appointment-3107 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Pure bliss

[–]anditshottoo 63 points64 points  (0 children)

All I really want in life is puppies, and for Keanu to be happy. This gif gives me both.

[–]Outside-Taro5076 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I didn’t think Keanu Reeves could get any cuter ! I was wrong

[–]Hyattmarc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m a 47 year old man and I think I just ovulated watching that

[–]Mech-Waldo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That universal pursing the lips and pointing them up when a dog licks your face.

[–]8200k 26 points27 points  (4 children)

It love it when he did that close your mouth tight and suck in your lips thing that all dog owners know.

[–]SirMcDust 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's the exact expression of: "love ya too sweetie, but could you maybe not?"

[–]Shibva_ 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Golden puppos!! ❤️

[–]time_fo_that 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Goldens are the best!

[–]poplarexpress 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My coworker and I told one of the guys we were mad at him because he brought his golden puppy in while we were busy. We're both in different spots but we could see the puppy out the window. His older dog is also a golden and is adapting well to his little sister.

[–]logicallychallengd 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Looks like being John Wick has unexpected benefits.

[–]colemon1991 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Those are obviously the most secure dogs in the world.

And if anything happens to those dogs... well, those idiots won't be around long to relish in their cruelty.

[–]CookLate4669 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He’s so wonderful.

[–]PlumthePancake 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Wholesome Keanu chungus breathtaking

[–]ChronicCronut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Master of Puppies

[–]necromorph2395 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I've found it. The only clip I've ever truly needed to see.

[–]ch44ron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This can break the internet.

[–]sliferra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dogs are a good judge of character

[–]smilinjoemge 6 points7 points  (1 child)

After seeing this, I have a feeling reddit is going to fall in love with this guy.

[–]gladamirflint -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s so obviously manipulative, I don’t get why anyone falls for it

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yes you are, St.Reeves, Yes you are

[–]poshpostaldude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the face of a happy man

[–]Tat2beck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He deserves all the happiness and puppy love

[–]Dreddguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dogs can tell what a good hooman he is.

[–]Succulent_Relic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no context for this, and that's ok

[–]kittyg6669 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't know there was a way to make this man hotter..

[–]hotmasalachai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best thing on the internet today!!!! Omgosh

[–]lost_trekkie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

they're adorable - does anyone know what breed they are?

[–]Gloomy-Confusion-859 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a trailer for John wick chapter 5

[–]devo00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one look of happiness when he shuts his eyes…

[–]Leonard_Church814 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Golden puppies are so fuckin cute.

[–]timelessobsession 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can't get more wholesome than that...

[–]ValleyAndFriends 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I had that many puppies.

[–]Gamekid53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keanu is the only one who deserves the title of puppy king

[–]Shredpuppy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It looks like he took the red pill after all.

[–]Wolfwoods_Sister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean the outside of the Matrix is so exhausting and there’s no puppies, so I get it

[–]suzanious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so jealous! I absolutely love puppies! The bitey little teeth. The hugs, wiggles and licks. Oh, and the puppy breath.

[–]fobdoddledandy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You know, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen his genuine smile. He always seems so somber. It’s nice to know that he experienced this happiness.

[–]Wolfwoods_Sister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. You make a good point. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this precious man smile big either. He’s had a lot of sadness in his life.

I often find myself wishing we could turn back the clock and get him together with Sandra Bullock so they could both look happy for once (no hate on his present partner, she truly seems like a really nice person, and he deserves that).

[–]TheNightDrivers 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You are the Puppy King, Keanu.

[–]ShortySmooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When someone starts piling puppies on me I have to sit on the floor; there’s not enough room for everyone in the chair and how would I talk to all of them? Forget being interviewed-I’m covered in puppies so I’m talking to them now.

I would definitely sit on the floor with Keanu and bunch of puppies, that would be so totally neato.

[–]AleksasKoval 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I see five more John Wick sequels are in the works

[–]inko75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

new john wick movie is barely even trying smh

[–]dreadmonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, thanks for spoiling the end of John Wick 4

[–]jeansimongat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not gay but......

< see keanu with puppies>

I want to roll around on top of him right now.

[–]YoungDiscord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

DON'T

HURT

THOSE

PUPPIES

[–]Dr-Satan-PhD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I hope Keanu doesn't have any weird skeletons in the closet. I don't think the world would recover from such a revelation.

[–]warrant2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ladies panties dropping to the floor like anvils.

[–]Pav_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two things I love to see on reddit. 1. Keanu 2. Puppies

[–]hghlnder72 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Women everywhere :sploosh:

[–]Vulkan192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just women.

[–]ssbSciencE -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Women everywhere :sploosh:

"Clean up in isle #3"

[–]Capable_Nature_644 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're cute until one of them pees on you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s the King of Everything 😍

[–]Moanamiel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky pups! 🥵 Also, Keanu deserves all the puppy kisses in the universe just for being him ❤️And also, the puppers deserve to be around Keanu, because puppies ❤️❤️

[–]Austaras 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Golden pups are basically a test of your humanity. If somebody hands you a Golden pup and you don't melt you're probably a robot that lacks feelings and can't be trusted. Keanu passes the test obviously.

[–]BadCopLopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keanu can be King of my Puppies anytime 🤣

[–]Darth_Hanu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jimmy Fallon trying to stay relevant

[–]bignshan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reminds me of parks and rec PUPPY PPAAAARRRRRTTTTYYYYY