Ganondorf wakes up in the middle of the night because he hears something, sounds like someone in their living quarters. Ganondorf quickly gets up, and moves around as quietly as he can... sounds like it’s coming from the kitchen. Worried it’s an intruder, he grabs a baseball bat. Approaching the kitchen, it’s clear that someone is in there. Ganondorf quickly moves to turn on the light and-!
It’s Zant, holding a half eaten stick of unsalted butter