TG/teeg/Byrd // any and all pronouns // 22 // queer // Dutch // system

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alt blog @hllo-beastie where i just put shit to store for later incl art refs

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will occasionally rb suggestive content such as dirty jokes and innuendo, but never outright explicit content. i try to tag it all appropriately, but im only human and have fallible judgement so i might miss things. tags i use for it are: nsfw, nsft, nsfk, implied nsfw, nsfw text, suggestive

FUCK cringe and cancel culture. miss me with that discourse kthx

this user does not support the fucking moral purity shit going on on this site. people make mistakes, get over it.

 

justl-12:

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I don’t know how a solar punk type outfit would look, so this might me inaccurate

cemeterything:

i don’t get passenger princesses i get passenger psychologists. picked someone up today and ten minutes into our journey they asked me do you get angry when you’re scared and i was like uh i guess yeah why and they were like because you’re driving this car like you wish it could feel pain.

chongoblog:

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oneheadtoanother:

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sticking his finger fully into his hot coffee just to feel something

Trad man got the Tie Seatbelt and the Cue Ball Gear Shift That Doesn’t Move

willgrahamscock:

Still think it’s funny that Will Graham asked Hannibal’s THERAPIST if he’s in love with him, brother he was penetrating you in his kitchen while you moaned into his shoulder like a whore???

nojeannomoney:

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i’m making my partner, who is a 39-year-old man with very little knowledge of Twilight, watch Twilight. i will be adding things he says over stills from the film.

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everyone stop asking him to watch the other twilight movies. we couldn’t even make it through the first one and he says he’d rather grate his balls like parmesan

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1. he uses film and movie interchangeably and it means nothing.

2. he’s literally a queer actor. i promise he knows what camp is better than most people and enjoys it when it’s good.

3. twilight is bad. y’all have got to let it go.

Its not bloody camp. Bad and corny =\= camp. Camp is over the top, theatrical. Sometimes its silly but on PURPOSE. Its queer alot

Twilight is just some Mormons wank fantasy with shite writing an d worse filmmaking

Go watch Rocky Horror or some John Waters