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@Patrick_Ness

NYT-bestselling author of 9 books. Creator of Dr Who spinoff Class. Runner of marathons. Part-Norwegian. Tall. Pale. Not undead.

England
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Aralık 2010 tarihinde katıldı
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  2. 13 saat önce

    John Grant's Glacier just came up on the ipod. Sitting at my BBC desk, swept away, weeping a little. Fuck me, what a song.

    6 retweet 20 beğenme
  3. 14 saat önce

    A freshly baked blueberry welshcake turns out to be a very fine thing indeed.

    26 beğenme
  4. 7 May

    Prometheus is on. Absolute textbook case of the dangers of over-drafting. Was probably a good movie once & they just kept writing...

    9 retweet 60 beğenme
  5. 7 May

    In other news, ads where digital babies walk around like adults totally creep me out.

    8 retweet 43 beğenme
  6. 7 May

    My cat, roughly the size of a badger, is sleeping and dream-running with his giant panther feet. IT'S THE CUTEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED.

    6 retweet 140 beğenme
  7. 7 May

    Getting a lot of Avenger Shagging votes for Black Panther, but my grandma always said, Never date royalty or magicians.

    5 retweet 50 beğenme
  8. 7 May

    Getting a lot of arguments for Evans as Only Shaggable Avenger. Sorry, the list is Ruffalo, Johansson, Renner's arms. End of list.

    4 retweet 87 beğenme
  9. 7 May

    And Civil War also gets marked down for not having Ruffalo. The Only Shaggable Avenger.

    4 retweet 62 beğenme
  10. 7 May

    Still think Lena Dunham's Aquaman is the way to go. He's in the tub, she's on the toilet, they talk for 90 minutes. The end.

    27 beğenme
  11. 7 May

    Like Tom Holland as the new Spider-Man tho. That was a nice touch. For the seventh reboot. Still, a good choice, nicely played.

    6 retweet 59 beğenme
  12. 7 May

    At least Marvel has a sense of humour. Can you imagine what the deeply serious Aquaman movie will be like? Why? God, why?

    12 retweet 56 beğenme
  13. 7 May

    Superhero movies really, really, really, really need some new ideas. Really really. Really really really.

    29 retweet 82 beğenme
  14. 7 May

    Civil War! Is fine! Does the job! Still pretty much things exploding! But you know, pretty okay!

    5 retweet 47 beğenme
  15. 7 May

    Really don't like the characters from X-Men: Prolapse advertising Sky.

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  16. 7 May

    Bought a shortlistee to read while I wait. Hubby is coming from Edinburgh. Could be a while.

    05:00 - 07 May 2016 · Detaylar
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  17. 7 May

    Have locked myself out of the house for the first time in my entire life. Am being FORCED to see Captain America while I wait for hubby.

    5 retweet 118 beğenme
  18. 7 May

    Brad coming out to Sue in the Middle is one of the sweetest things ever on TV.

    5 retweet 29 beğenme
  19. 4 May

    Rogues and Jedi unite in , starring Felicity Jones and Liam Neeson.

    05:31 - 04 May 2016 · Detaylar
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  20. 6 May

    Someone called Prince Zylinski got 13,057 votes for London mayor. There are hidden worlds within worlds. Like people who buy Rush albums.

    4 retweet 48 beğenme
  21. 6 May

    Can you imagine a Sturgeon/Davidson PMQs? Actual issues might get talked about. Embarrassment of riches, Scotland, as ever.

    7 retweet 24 beğenme
  22. 6 May

    So the clearest winners of the day were two extremely dynamic and approachable Scottish women. Why was Goldsmith even on my ballot?

    2 retweet 28 beğenme
  23. 6 May

    Congrats to my sister-in-law Kerri! Who today became *Dr* Cunningham.

    36 beğenme
  24. 6 May

    And we did it in the face of a repugnant, racist campaign by who, I hope, is forever tarnished.

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  25. 6 May

    The world's greatest, most international city now has a Muslim human rights lawyer as its Mayor. Feeling quite proud.

    64 retweet 185 beğenme
  26. 6 May

    As political manifestos go, "We hung in there" isn't exactly "Yes, we can".

    6 retweet 19 beğenme
  27. 6 May

    In honour of ' , we bring you the Unchosen Ones of YA!

    09:00 - 06 May 2016 · Detaylar
    15 beğenme
  28. 6 May

    Whatever the final tally, May 6, 2016 will still always be the day Boris Johnson is no longer Mayor of London.

    18 retweet 63 beğenme
  29. 6 May

    Italian Monsters of Men! La Guerra...

    8 beğenme
  30. 6 May

    If you now have a AM, write to them only in Welsh. Especially Neil Hamilton.

    336 retweet 266 beğenme
  31. 6 May

    Okay, this has been fun, but blocking now to get on with work. All the stuff I write & I get trolled by a Neil Hamilton supporter. Life, eh?

    47 beğenme
  32. 6 May

    It's become dada-esque. Can't say I ever ate whale penis in Seattle but you know they DO smoke a lot of pot there...

    Go eat some Whale penis, Patrick. I know that's your favourite dish from home.
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  33. 6 May

    What a coincidence! I used to have a checking account at Bank of America!

    I wrote for BOFA you ain't nothing
    13 beğenme
  34. 6 May

    Here's a tissue for your tears, bud. I know it hurts. Xx

    Dr Who spinoff shows. Lol. There's nerd and then there's weirdo retard shows. Lmaoo. You Bellend.
    32 beğenme
  35. 6 May

    It must burn SO MUCH that I'm writing for Doctor Who, huh?

    You will be forcibly deported, eventually. We'll airdrop you over the Calais jungle. 😃
    12 retweet 72 beğenme
  36. 6 May

    I'm a citizen. So, you know, fuck you.

    . Shut up, son. The election is none of your business.
    6 retweet 102 beğenme
  37. 6 May

    I mean, come on, Wales, you elected NEIL HAMILTON. Even by UKIP standards, his skull is empty. Like maybe half a moth wing in there.

    16 retweet 58 beğenme
  38. 6 May

    "I'm so sick of my freedom!" - modern voters, apparently.

    54 retweet 80 beğenme
  39. 6 May

    UKIP, the party that wants everyone to speak English, gets seats in Wales. Wales. Trump isn't the only way a populace can lose its mind.

    75 retweet 116 beğenme
  40. 5 May

    What we learned this week: Bitcoin was invented by Becky with the good hair.

    2 retweet 35 beğenme
  41. 5 May

    Weirdo.

    14 beğenme
  42. 5 May

    In other news, the man behind me on the train who has NOT turned off the tappy-text sound on his phone has just toxically farted.

    4 retweet 61 beğenme
  44. 5 May

    A Monster Calls was on the Today Show this morning as a "Book to Blockbuster Film"! They were nice! And said my name! On the Today Show!

    11 retweet 132 beğenme
  45. 5 May

    The paperback of The Rest of Us Just Live Here is out in the UK today and it's the most beautiful day of the year! Coincidence?!?! Yes.

    17 retweet 100 beğenme
  46. 5 May

    Is that summer in your pocket, London, or are you just happy to see me?

    4 retweet 50 beğenme
  47. 4 May

    So in Fine Time, is that little voice saying "The baddest oscillator" or "The best is the lettuce"?

    9 beğenme
  48. 4 May

    WHY CAN'T I READ ALL THE BOOKS?!?!?! *cries*

    133 retweet 239 beğenme
  49. 4 May

    There's this, if you're interested! I'm probably ineligible.

    WIN! 1 of 10 goody bags . Flw, RT, fill in form:
    3 retweet 27 beğenme
  50. 3 May

    Previous photo (but not colourful description) via

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  51. 3 May

    A "Young Readers" ed. of The Martian w/ "explicit language" removed is the dumbest fuckin' thing I've heard all day.

    12:42 - 03 May 2016 · Detaylar
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