Patrick NessCont verificat

@Patrick_Ness

NYT-bestselling author of 9 books. Creator of Dr Who spinoff Class. Runner of marathons. Part-Norwegian. Tall. Pale. Not undead.

England
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S-a alăturat în decembrie 2010
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  2. acum 9 ore

    What we learned this week: Bitcoin was invented by Becky with the good hair.

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  3. acum 10 ore

    Weirdo.

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  4. acum 11 ore

    In other news, the man behind me on the train who has NOT turned off the tappy-text sound on his phone has just toxically farted.

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  6. acum 11 ore

    A Monster Calls was on the Today Show this morning as a "Book to Blockbuster Film"! They were nice! And said my name! On the Today Show!

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  7. acum 13 ore

    The paperback of The Rest of Us Just Live Here is out in the UK today and it's the most beautiful day of the year! Coincidence?!?! Yes.

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  8. acum 13 ore

    Is that summer in your pocket, London, or are you just happy to see me?

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  9. 4 mai

    So in Fine Time, is that little voice saying "The baddest oscillator" or "The best is the lettuce"?

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  10. 4 mai

    WHY CAN'T I READ ALL THE BOOKS?!?!?! *cries*

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  11. 4 mai

    There's this, if you're interested! I'm probably ineligible.

    WIN! 1 of 10 goody bags . Flw, RT, fill in form:
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  12. 3 mai

    Previous photo (but not colourful description) via

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  13. 3 mai

    A "Young Readers" ed. of The Martian w/ "explicit language" removed is the dumbest fuckin' thing I've heard all day.

    12:42 - 3 mai 2016 · Detalii
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  14. 3 mai

    is amazing. 5 of my 7 nieces & nephews have a black parent, my sister-in-law is Filipina. That's what America looks like!

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  15. 3 mai

    Back to writing but not before saying, once time, Thank the Gods of Twitter (who I like to picture as Angela Bassett) for the mute button.

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  16. 3 mai

    Some musical apparently about Alexander Hamilton of all people has got a lot of Tony nominations today. Anyone heard of it?

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  17. 3 mai

    And after years of avoiding them because I thought they'd taste just as crappy as regular Oreos, I tried a Golden Oreo. Life. Changing.

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  18. 3 mai

    Shook Benedict Cumberbatch's hand today. As you do.

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  19. 30 apr.

    I'm not kidding, by the way. Every real writer I've ever met just sat down and wrote the fucking thing. You're free. Don't give that up.

    Vezi conversația Ascunde conversația
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  20. 30 apr.

    *smiles over the things you think you know* *whistles innocently*

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  21. 30 apr.

    Michael McIntyre's Big Show. Like Saturday Night Takeaway if it was hosted by a charmless bully.

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  22. 30 apr.

    These Pointless Celebrities are really quite poignant. "You were huge! Now you're presenting a local radio show. Welcome!"

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  23. 30 apr.

    Write a lot, read a lot, rewrite a lot, write again. That's how every goddamn book worth reading ever got published. That's the whole secret

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  24. 30 apr.

    No book of writing advice is going to get your book written. You're wasting your money.

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  25. 30 apr.

    Writers talk about writing way too much. If accountants did it, we'd have passed a law.

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  26. 30 apr.

    Sending off my postal ballot for the London elections. Please vote. Please.

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  28. 30 apr.

    When Legolas sees the crows and shouts "It's crebain from Dunland!", are we supposed to know wtf that means?

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  29. 30 apr.

    *quietly picks up a slice of last night's pizza* Oh.

    01:59 - 30 apr. 2016 · Detalii
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  30. 30 apr.

    We're super excited to have signed copies of newest paperback "The Rest of Us Just Live Here"!

    04:53 - 30 apr. 2016 · Detalii
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  31. 30 apr.

    We've got some amazing signed copies of 'The Rest Of Us Just Live Here' by the wonderful ! Huzzah!!

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  32. 30 apr.

    Look what's arrived ready for bank holiday weekend!

    02:55 - 30 apr. 2016 · Detalii
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  33. 30 apr.

    Wants to go outside. Too klutzy to be trusted. Fell out the upstairs window once.

    01:29 - 30 apr. 2016 · Detalii
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  34. 30 apr.

    Woke this morning feeling like I wanted to give up. But I won't. My giant, beautiful, idiot cat helped.

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  35. 29 apr.

    Every time I see a leaflet or poster saying BACK ZAC my brain instantly responds: AND CRACK. Every. Single. Time.

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  36. 30 apr.

    We wanted Mayor McCheese. We got the Hamburglar.

    Has Boris Johnson been a good mayor of London?
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  38. 30 apr.

    Cat waits til I wake, then sits on my chest in expectation of deep-tissue head & neck scritching, purring like an A380.

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  39. 30 apr.

    Cats are good therapy.

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  40. 29 apr.

    Vampirism.

    QUESTION THREE: Are there any topics you think YA shouldn’t cover or should be left alone?
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  41. 29 apr.

    Overt political engagement is under-done. It's all allegorical, which is good, but realistic could be great, too.

    QUESTION FOUR: Are there any topics you’d like to see discussed more in YA that break down existing barriers?
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  42. 29 apr.

    Nope.

    QUESTION THREE: Are there any topics you think YA shouldn’t cover or should be left alone?
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  43. 29 apr.

    Cognitive Dissonance: 1) I can't WAIT to see Hamilton, looks AMAZING. 2) If I see another tweet about it, I might go on a murder spree.

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  45. 29 apr.

    Romanian Ask and the Answer!

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  46. 29 apr.

    We’re thrilled that will be with us on Friday to talk about the film of A Monster Calls - plus actor Lewis MacDougall!

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  47. 29 apr.

    Slovak The Rest of Us! The second foreign-language version out of the gate after Bulgaria…

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  49. 29 apr.

    Also of the "gay marriage would allow people to marry their dogs" fame. He's quite a guy, Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

    So Boris Johnson - he of "piccaninnies", "watermelon smiles", Kenyan Obama & "Islam is the problem" fame - is now lecturing Labour on racism
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  50. 29 apr.

    For a good five minutes, thought I'd made a catastrophic memory key error & lost an entire week's work. Fixed it, but OMFG, as the kids say.

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  51. 29 apr.

    Azerbaijan is currently 80/1 in Eurovision odds. Might be worth a fiver.

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