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NYT-bestselling author of 9 books. Creator of Dr Who spinoff Class. Runner of marathons. Part-Norwegian. Tall. Pale. Not undead.
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HERE IT IS! The first full official trailer for the movie of A Monster Calls!!! I'm slightly overwrought!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGOEUVl-U8 …
8:41 AM - 13 Apr 2016 · Details120 retweets 230 likes
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John Grant's Glacier just came up on the ipod. Sitting at my BBC desk, swept away, weeping a little. Fuck me, what a song.
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A freshly baked blueberry welshcake turns out to be a very fine thing indeed.
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Prometheus is on. Absolute textbook case of the dangers of over-drafting. Was probably a good movie once & they just kept writing...
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In other news, ads where digital babies walk around like adults totally creep me out.
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My cat, roughly the size of a badger, is sleeping and dream-running with his giant panther feet. IT'S THE CUTEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED.
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Getting a lot of Avenger Shagging votes for Black Panther, but my grandma always said, Never date royalty or magicians.
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Getting a lot of arguments for Evans as Only Shaggable Avenger. Sorry, the list is Ruffalo, Johansson, Renner's arms. End of list.
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And Civil War also gets marked down for not having Ruffalo. The Only Shaggable Avenger.
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Still think Lena Dunham's Aquaman is the way to go. He's in the tub, she's on the toilet, they talk for 90 minutes. The end.
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Like Tom Holland as the new Spider-Man tho. That was a nice touch. For the seventh reboot. Still, a good choice, nicely played.
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At least Marvel has a sense of humour. Can you imagine what the deeply serious Aquaman movie will be like? Why? God, why?
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Superhero movies really, really, really, really need some new ideas. Really really. Really really really.
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Civil War! Is fine! Does the job! Still pretty much things exploding! But you know, pretty okay!
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Really don't like the characters from X-Men: Prolapse advertising Sky.
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Bought a
@ClarkeAward shortlistee to read while I wait.@aptshadow Hubby is coming from Edinburgh. Could be a while.pic.twitter.com/MfD8aNy18a5:00 AM - 7 May 2016 · Details2 retweets 42 likes -
Have locked myself out of the house for the first time in my entire life. Am being FORCED to see Captain America while I wait for hubby.
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Brad coming out to Sue in the Middle is one of the sweetest things ever on TV.
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Rogues and Jedi unite in
#AMonsterCalls, starring Felicity Jones and Liam Neeson.#MayThe4thBeWithYou#StarsWarsDayhttps://amp.twimg.com/v/47737cc4-9c50-40d1-b874-32415088ad71 …5:31 AM - 4 May 2016 · Details51 retweets 93 likes -
Someone called Prince Zylinski got 13,057 votes for London mayor. There are hidden worlds within worlds. Like people who buy Rush albums.
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Can you imagine a Sturgeon/Davidson PMQs? Actual issues might get talked about. Embarrassment of riches, Scotland, as ever.
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So the clearest winners of the day were two extremely dynamic and approachable Scottish women. Why was Goldsmith even on my ballot?
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Congrats to my sister-in-law Kerri! Who today became *Dr* Cunningham.
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And we did it in the face of a repugnant, racist campaign by
@ZacGoldsmith who, I hope, is forever tarnished.8 retweets 38 likes -
The world's greatest, most international city now has a Muslim human rights lawyer as its Mayor. Feeling quite proud.
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As political manifestos go, "We hung in there" isn't exactly "Yes, we can".
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In honour of
@Patrick_Ness'#TheRestofUsJustLiveHere, we bring you the Unchosen Ones of YA! http://www.maximumpop.co.uk/unchosen-ones-the-rest-of-us-just-live-here/ …pic.twitter.com/mN87asl7329:00 AM - 6 May 2016 · Details1 retweet 15 likes -
Whatever the final tally, May 6, 2016 will still always be the day Boris Johnson is no longer Mayor of London.
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If you now have a
#UKIP AM, write to them only in Welsh. Especially Neil Hamilton.335 retweets 265 likes -
Okay, this has been fun, but blocking now to get on with work. All the stuff I write & I get trolled by a Neil Hamilton supporter. Life, eh?
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Patrick Ness Retweeted Nationalist UK
It's become dada-esque. Can't say I ever ate whale penis in Seattle but you know they DO smoke a lot of pot there...https://twitter.com/Nationalist_UK/status/728515480764485632 …
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Nationalist UK @Nationalist_UKGo eat some Whale penis, Patrick. I know that's your favourite dish from home. https://twitter.com/Patrick_Ness/status/728514708542730240 …2 retweets 15 likes -
Patrick Ness Retweeted Grand Moff Alexander
What a coincidence! I used to have a checking account at Bank of America!https://twitter.com/NotSeriousSlav/status/728512242216361985 …
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Grand Moff Alexander @NotSeriousSlavI wrote for BOFA you ain't nothing@Patrick_Ness@Nationalist_UK0 retweets 13 likes -
Patrick Ness Retweeted Nationalist UK
Here's a tissue for your tears, bud. I know it hurts. Xxhttps://twitter.com/Nationalist_UK/status/728511907926265856 …
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Nationalist UK @Nationalist_UKDr Who spinoff shows. Lol. There's nerd and then there's weirdo retard shows. Lmaoo. You Bellend. https://twitter.com/Patrick_Ness/status/728509827492814849 …0 retweets 32 likes -
Patrick Ness Retweeted Nationalist UK
It must burn SO MUCH that I'm writing for Doctor Who, huh?https://twitter.com/Nationalist_UK/status/728509525196718080 …
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Nationalist UK @Nationalist_UKYou will be forcibly deported, eventually. We'll airdrop you over the Calais jungle.https://twitter.com/Patrick_Ness/status/728506997381976064 …
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Patrick Ness Retweeted Nationalist UK
I'm a citizen. So, you know, fuck you.https://twitter.com/Nationalist_UK/status/728506295351951360 …
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Nationalist UK @Nationalist_UK.@Patrick_Ness Shut up, son. The election is none of your business.6 retweets 102 likes -
I mean, come on, Wales, you elected NEIL HAMILTON. Even by UKIP standards, his skull is empty. Like maybe half a moth wing in there.
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"I'm so sick of my freedom!" - modern voters, apparently.
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UKIP, the party that wants everyone to speak English, gets seats in Wales. Wales. Trump isn't the only way a populace can lose its mind.
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What we learned this week: Bitcoin was invented by Becky with the good hair.
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In other news, the man behind me on the train who has NOT turned off the tappy-text sound on his phone has just toxically farted.
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And here's the link from the Today Show about the Monster Calls film!http://www.today.com/video/books-to-blockbusters-your-favorite-reads-may-be-hitting-the-screen-674653763605 …
11:15 AM - 5 May 2016 · Details3 retweets 18 likes
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A Monster Calls was on the Today Show this morning as a "Book to Blockbuster Film"! They were nice! And said my name! On the Today Show!
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The paperback of The Rest of Us Just Live Here is out in the UK today and it's the most beautiful day of the year! Coincidence?!?! Yes.
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Is that summer in your pocket, London, or are you just happy to see me?
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So in Fine Time, is that little voice saying "The baddest oscillator" or "The best is the lettuce"?
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WHY CAN'T I READ ALL THE BOOKS?!?!?! *cries*
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Patrick Ness Retweeted Maximum Pop! Books
There's this, if you're interested! I'm probably ineligible.https://twitter.com/maximumpopbooks/status/727428946292297728 …
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Maximum Pop! Books @maximumpopbooksWIN! 1 of 10#TheRestOfUSJustLiveHere goody bags@Patrick_Ness. Flw, RT, fill in form: http://www.maximumpop.co.uk/the-rest-of-us-just-live-here-signed-giveaway/ … pic.twitter.com/sq4Y8fbAFW3 retweets 27 likes -
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A "Young Readers" ed. of The Martian w/ "explicit language" removed is the dumbest fuckin' thing I've heard all day.pic.twitter.com/xFu4SbgA1n
12:42 PM - 3 May 2016 · Details42 retweets 156 likes
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