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NYT-bestselling author of 9 books. Creator of Dr Who spinoff Class. Runner of marathons. Part-Norwegian. Tall. Pale. Not undead.

England
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  2. 12 godzin temu

    Someone called Prince Zylinski got 13,057 votes for London mayor. There are hidden worlds within worlds. Like people who buy Rush albums.

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  3. 14 godzin temu

    Can you imagine a Sturgeon/Davidson PMQs? Actual issues might get talked about. Embarrassment of riches, Scotland, as ever.

    7 podanych dalej 24 polubione
  4. 14 godzin temu

    So the clearest winners of the day were two extremely dynamic and approachable Scottish women. Why was Goldsmith even on my ballot?

    2 podane dalej 27 polubionych
  5. 16 godzin temu

    Congrats to my sister-in-law Kerri! Who today became *Dr* Cunningham.

    36 polubionych
  6. 16 godzin temu

    And we did it in the face of a repugnant, racist campaign by who, I hope, is forever tarnished.

    8 podanych dalej 37 polubionych
  7. 16 godzin temu

    The world's greatest, most international city now has a Muslim human rights lawyer as its Mayor. Feeling quite proud.

    62 podane dalej 174 polubione
  8. 16 godzin temu

    As political manifestos go, "We hung in there" isn't exactly "Yes, we can".

    6 podanych dalej 18 polubionych
  9. 17 godzin temu

    In honour of ' , we bring you the Unchosen Ones of YA!

    09:00 - 6.05.2016 · Szczegóły
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  10. 18 godzin temu

    Whatever the final tally, May 6, 2016 will still always be the day Boris Johnson is no longer Mayor of London.

    18 podanych dalej 61 polubionych
  11. 21 godzin temu

    Italian Monsters of Men! La Guerra...

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  12. 6.05

    If you now have a AM, write to them only in Welsh. Especially Neil Hamilton.

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  13. 24 godziny temu

    Okay, this has been fun, but blocking now to get on with work. All the stuff I write & I get trolled by a Neil Hamilton supporter. Life, eh?

    45 polubionych
  14. 24 godziny temu

    It's become dada-esque. Can't say I ever ate whale penis in Seattle but you know they DO smoke a lot of pot there...

    Go eat some Whale penis, Patrick. I know that's your favourite dish from home.
    2 podane dalej 15 polubionych
  15. 24 godziny temu

    What a coincidence! I used to have a checking account at Bank of America!

    I wrote for BOFA you ain't nothing
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  16. 24 godziny temu

    Here's a tissue for your tears, bud. I know it hurts. Xx

    Dr Who spinoff shows. Lol. There's nerd and then there's weirdo retard shows. Lmaoo. You Bellend.
    32 polubione
  17. 6.05

    It must burn SO MUCH that I'm writing for Doctor Who, huh?

    You will be forcibly deported, eventually. We'll airdrop you over the Calais jungle. 😃
    12 podanych dalej 72 polubione
  18. 6.05

    I'm a citizen. So, you know, fuck you.

    . Shut up, son. The election is none of your business.
    6 podanych dalej 103 polubione
  19. 6.05

    I mean, come on, Wales, you elected NEIL HAMILTON. Even by UKIP standards, his skull is empty. Like maybe half a moth wing in there.

    16 podanych dalej 56 polubionych
  20. 6.05

    "I'm so sick of my freedom!" - modern voters, apparently.

    53 podane dalej 78 polubionych
  21. 6.05

    UKIP, the party that wants everyone to speak English, gets seats in Wales. Wales. Trump isn't the only way a populace can lose its mind.

    73 podane dalej 114 polubionych
  22. 5.05

    What we learned this week: Bitcoin was invented by Becky with the good hair.

    2 podane dalej 36 polubionych
  23. 5.05

    Weirdo.

    1 podany dalej 13 polubionych
  24. 5.05

    In other news, the man behind me on the train who has NOT turned off the tappy-text sound on his phone has just toxically farted.

    4 podane dalej 61 polubionych
  26. 5.05

    A Monster Calls was on the Today Show this morning as a "Book to Blockbuster Film"! They were nice! And said my name! On the Today Show!

    11 podanych dalej 130 polubionych
  27. 5.05

    The paperback of The Rest of Us Just Live Here is out in the UK today and it's the most beautiful day of the year! Coincidence?!?! Yes.

    17 podanych dalej 99 polubionych
  28. 5.05

    Is that summer in your pocket, London, or are you just happy to see me?

    4 podane dalej 50 polubionych
  29. 4.05

    So in Fine Time, is that little voice saying "The baddest oscillator" or "The best is the lettuce"?

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  30. 4.05

    WHY CAN'T I READ ALL THE BOOKS?!?!?! *cries*

    127 podanych dalej 234 polubione
  31. 4.05

    There's this, if you're interested! I'm probably ineligible.

    WIN! 1 of 10 goody bags . Flw, RT, fill in form:
    3 podane dalej 27 polubionych
  32. 3.05

    Previous photo (but not colourful description) via

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  33. 3.05

    A "Young Readers" ed. of The Martian w/ "explicit language" removed is the dumbest fuckin' thing I've heard all day.

    12:42 - 3.05.2016 · Szczegóły
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  34. 3.05

    is amazing. 5 of my 7 nieces & nephews have a black parent, my sister-in-law is Filipina. That's what America looks like!

    9 podanych dalej 64 polubione
  35. 3.05

    Back to writing but not before saying, once time, Thank the Gods of Twitter (who I like to picture as Angela Bassett) for the mute button.

    3 podane dalej 57 polubionych
  36. 3.05

    Some musical apparently about Alexander Hamilton of all people has got a lot of Tony nominations today. Anyone heard of it?

    2 podane dalej 51 polubionych
  37. 3.05

    And after years of avoiding them because I thought they'd taste just as crappy as regular Oreos, I tried a Golden Oreo. Life. Changing.

    2 podane dalej 56 polubionych
  38. 3.05

    Shook Benedict Cumberbatch's hand today. As you do.

    41 podanych dalej 233 polubione
  39. 30.04

    I'm not kidding, by the way. Every real writer I've ever met just sat down and wrote the fucking thing. You're free. Don't give that up.

    Podgląd rozmowy Ukryj rozmowę
    34 podane dalej 136 polubionych
  40. 30.04

    *smiles over the things you think you know* *whistles innocently*

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  41. 30.04

    Michael McIntyre's Big Show. Like Saturday Night Takeaway if it was hosted by a charmless bully.

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  42. 30.04

    These Pointless Celebrities are really quite poignant. "You were huge! Now you're presenting a local radio show. Welcome!"

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  43. 30.04

    Write a lot, read a lot, rewrite a lot, write again. That's how every goddamn book worth reading ever got published. That's the whole secret

    336 podanych dalej 608 polubionych
  44. 30.04

    No book of writing advice is going to get your book written. You're wasting your money.

    22 podane dalej 76 polubionych
  45. 30.04

    Writers talk about writing way too much. If accountants did it, we'd have passed a law.

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  46. 30.04

    Sending off my postal ballot for the London elections. Please vote. Please.

    4 podane dalej 29 polubionych
  48. 30.04

    When Legolas sees the crows and shouts "It's crebain from Dunland!", are we supposed to know wtf that means?

    10 podanych dalej 66 polubionych
  49. 30.04

    *quietly picks up a slice of last night's pizza* Oh.

    01:59 - 30.04.2016 · Szczegóły
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  50. 30.04

    We're super excited to have signed copies of newest paperback "The Rest of Us Just Live Here"!

    04:53 - 30.04.2016 · Szczegóły
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  51. 30.04

    We've got some amazing signed copies of 'The Rest Of Us Just Live Here' by the wonderful ! Huzzah!!

    2 podane dalej 9 polubionych

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