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@KerriSackville

Daily Mail called me a ‘media personality’. Sounds legit. ‘Out There: A Survival Guide for Dating in Midlife’ out April ‘18 🌵

Sydney
kerrisackville.com.au
Gått med mars 2009
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    12 apr. 2018

    Out There: A Survival Guide for Dating in Midlife, out now! Watch out for the pricks.... 🌵

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  2. för 2 timmar sedan

    My love, my joy, my sustenance, my reason.

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  3. 13 sep.

    Due to the stress of the I have been drinking every day. I began three years ago, in preparation.

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  4. 13 sep.

    Due to the stress of the I am a little short tempered so please be understanding even though I’m lying I’m actually always like this.

    1 svara 1 retweet 10 gillanden
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  5. 13 sep.

    Due to the stress of the I will no longer be ironing. I haven’t ironed in years but that’s not important right now.

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  6. 12 sep.

    Due to the stress of the I’ve been eating a lot of chocolate. (I also eat chocolate when I’m happy, relaxed, tired, bored or it’s in the pantry.)

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  7. 12 sep.

    Due to the stress of the I have been biting my nails. Of course, I bit my nails before the pandemic but that’s not relevant right now.

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  8. 12 sep.

    Chased by a bunch of hooligans on my bagel run. Sydney streets are rough, friends.

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  9. 12 sep.

    I have been so worried about my Melbourne friends but now I can breathe easy

    Breaking news! Restrictions eased! PET GROOMING now allowed from Sept 28 woooohoooo!!! I hope all my fellow Melburnians are as ecstatic as I am!
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  10. 11 sep.

    The Mormons are here. Two lovely looking, earnest, god fearing young men in dark suits. I feel terrible turning them down. Should I convert to make them feel better? Being Jewish is so 2019...

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  11. 10 sep.

    I don’t believe that anyone with a heart and a conscience can be truly ok at the moment. We can only be hanging in there.

    3 svar 1 retweet 9 gillanden
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  12. 9 sep.

    Finally made it into a article! Cool Level 73 Unlocked!!

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  13. 8 sep.

    I've had intimate semi-partners, does that count?

    semi-intimate partner is a proper category of relationship.... the law needs to recognise this!!
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  14. 8 sep.

    Actually I personally created Covid so I could get out of throwing my daughter a big batmitzvah party this year. Soz.

    Dan Andrews has been targeted with anti-Semitic graffiti as sick online messages in a COVID-19 conspiracy group are revealed.
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  15. 8 sep.

    Sprung! Yes, we Jews created Covid to give all our nice Jewish doctors something fun to do over the winter. FOR FUCKS SAKE.

    Dan Andrews has been targeted with anti-Semitic graffiti as sick online messages in a COVID-19 conspiracy group are revealed.
    1 svara 9 gillanden
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  16. 7 sep.

    They’re like human babooshka dolls!

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  17. 7 sep.

    3. Wow. Ok. I didn’t expect that.

    I got 9.
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  18. 7 sep.

    Please become my surrogate father 😂

    1 retweet 2 gillanden
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  19. 5 sep.

    Not everyone has a dad, and not all dads deserve celebrating. But these types of dads do, so happy to them.

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  20. 3 sep.

    I’m always shocked when a celeb gets Covid. Don’t the glowing rays of universal adulation form a force field against disease?

    The coronavirus hits Gotham: shoot shuts down after someone on the set tested positive for COVID-19.
    Visa denna tråd
    3 svar 9 gillanden
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  21. 3 sep.

    I’m 51 and I have four left.

    Whenever I have a really awkward social interaction or otherwise screw up, I think "that's okay, I'll just avoid them from now on. The world is full of people". I'm now 44 and running out of people.
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