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@KerriSackville

Writer. Constantly surprised. Latest book ‘Out There: A Survival Guide for Dating in Midlife’

Sydney
kerrisackville.com.au
Geregistreerd in maart 2009
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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    12 apr. 2018

    Out There: A Survival Guide for Dating in Midlife, out now! Watch out for the pricks.... 🌵

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  2. 21 uur geleden

    I so feel for Gladys. If I’d had the world learn about all my bad romantic choices I’d be in an institution by now. Go easy, folks.

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  3. 12 okt.

    Very proud of my dad and the work he is doing

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  4. 11 okt.

    Hormones. Because the external world isn’t challenging enough?

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  5. 11 okt.

    I really love my parents but they seem to prefer my kids.

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  6. 10 okt.

    My Uber rating has fallen and I am lost. If I’m no longer a 4.97, who even am I?

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  7. 10 okt.

    I discovered a man I was dating casually was married when he had NO social media and I didn’t know one person he knew. Let ME do contact tracing!!!!!!

    I am part of a community that can track down the @ of a moderately attractive man, his shirtless selfies and where he works out within seconds. Let Gay Twitter help end this lockdown, give us the keys to the contact tracing.
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  8. 10 okt.

    19yo: It’s hard having extra teeth!!! (teeth)

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  9. 9 okt.

    I dreamed I had to give an inspirational speech to a group of women eating dinner, but instead I just said ‘Take what you want from the buffet’. When I woke up, I realised that was actually perfect.

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  10. 9 okt.

    Unpacking the dishwasher: - cutlery: fun, breezy - crockery: clunky, annoying - glassware: descent into pure hell.

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  11. 9 okt.

    Another week done! So excited to see what fresh horrors next week will bring.

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  12. 9 okt.

    Me: I’m not sure when this year will end but I promise, it will end. Son: Mum, it ends on December 31.

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  13. 9 okt.

    Good morning to everyone except all the evil fuckers in the world who represent quite a hefty percentage of the population so on second thoughts forget it.

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  14. 8 okt.

    My sunscreen smells like Hawaii - a distant dream, a far away, alternate universe.

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    8 okt.

    I am a full-time professional purveyor of thoughts and prayers, and I would just like to emphasize that they are not a substitute for humane public policy and accessible healthcare for all.

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    8 okt.

    I wish I was backstage just so I could hear this exchange: “How’d I do? What are people saying?” “There was a fly on your head for a really long time. It’s mostly that.”

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  17. 8 okt.

    God bless(ed) the internet

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    8 okt.

    Total time a fly sat on Mike Pence's head: two minutes

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  19. 8 okt.

    When that smug Pence sits there on his male arse and says he’s pro life I want to reach through the screen and punch him in his non uterus owning face.

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  20. 8 okt.

    Tragic that has to pretend to support fracking to win the vote of climate change denying Americans

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  21. 8 okt.

    How hard is it to enforce timing? For FUCKS SAKE

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