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@KerriSackville

Daily Mail called me a ‘media personality’. Sounds legit. ‘Out There: A Survival Guide for Dating in Midlife’ out April ‘18 🌵

Sydney
kerrisackville.com.au
Registrerte seg mars 2009
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  1. Festet tweet
    12. apr. 2018

    Out There: A Survival Guide for Dating in Midlife, out now! Watch out for the pricks.... 🌵

    4 svar 6 retweets 28 liker
    Angre
  2. for 2 timer siden

    My love, my joy, my sustenance, my reason.

    3 svar 1 liker
    Angre
  3. 13. sep.

    Due to the stress of the I have been drinking every day. I began three years ago, in preparation.

    1 svar 27 liker
    Angre
  4. 13. sep.

    Due to the stress of the I am a little short tempered so please be understanding even though I’m lying I’m actually always like this.

    1 svar 1 retweet 10 liker
    Angre
  5. 13. sep.

    Due to the stress of the I will no longer be ironing. I haven’t ironed in years but that’s not important right now.

    4 svar 30 liker
    Angre
  6. 12. sep.

    Due to the stress of the I’ve been eating a lot of chocolate. (I also eat chocolate when I’m happy, relaxed, tired, bored or it’s in the pantry.)

    3 svar 13 liker
    Angre
  7. 12. sep.

    Due to the stress of the I have been biting my nails. Of course, I bit my nails before the pandemic but that’s not relevant right now.

    2 svar 4 liker
    Angre
  8. 12. sep.

    Chased by a bunch of hooligans on my bagel run. Sydney streets are rough, friends.

    5 svar 2 retweets 16 liker
    Angre
  9. 12. sep.

    I have been so worried about my Melbourne friends but now I can breathe easy

    Breaking news! Restrictions eased! PET GROOMING now allowed from Sept 28 woooohoooo!!! I hope all my fellow Melburnians are as ecstatic as I am!
    7 liker
    Angre
  10. 11. sep.

    The Mormons are here. Two lovely looking, earnest, god fearing young men in dark suits. I feel terrible turning them down. Should I convert to make them feel better? Being Jewish is so 2019...

    4 svar 7 liker
    Angre
  11. 10. sep.

    I don’t believe that anyone with a heart and a conscience can be truly ok at the moment. We can only be hanging in there.

    3 svar 1 retweet 9 liker
    Angre
  12. 9. sep.

    Finally made it into a article! Cool Level 73 Unlocked!!

    1 liker
    Angre
  13. 8. sep.

    I've had intimate semi-partners, does that count?

    semi-intimate partner is a proper category of relationship.... the law needs to recognise this!!
    3 svar 3 liker
    Angre
  14. 8. sep.

    Actually I personally created Covid so I could get out of throwing my daughter a big batmitzvah party this year. Soz.

    Dan Andrews has been targeted with anti-Semitic graffiti as sick online messages in a COVID-19 conspiracy group are revealed.
    1 svar 6 liker
    Angre
  15. 8. sep.

    Sprung! Yes, we Jews created Covid to give all our nice Jewish doctors something fun to do over the winter. FOR FUCKS SAKE.

    Dan Andrews has been targeted with anti-Semitic graffiti as sick online messages in a COVID-19 conspiracy group are revealed.
    1 svar 9 liker
    Angre
  16. 7. sep.

    They’re like human babooshka dolls!

    Angre
  17. 7. sep.

    3. Wow. Ok. I didn’t expect that.

    I got 9.
    11 svar 3 liker
    Angre
  18. 7. sep.

    Please become my surrogate father 😂

    1 retweet 2 liker
    Angre
  19. 5. sep.

    Not everyone has a dad, and not all dads deserve celebrating. But these types of dads do, so happy to them.

    1 svar 5 retweets 24 liker
    Angre
  20. 3. sep.

    I’m always shocked when a celeb gets Covid. Don’t the glowing rays of universal adulation form a force field against disease?

    The coronavirus hits Gotham: shoot shuts down after someone on the set tested positive for COVID-19.
    Vis denne tråden
    3 svar 9 liker
    Angre
  21. 3. sep.

    I’m 51 and I have four left.

    Whenever I have a really awkward social interaction or otherwise screw up, I think "that's okay, I'll just avoid them from now on. The world is full of people". I'm now 44 and running out of people.
    2 svar 1 retweet 18 liker
    Angre

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