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@KerriSackville

Writer. Constantly surprised. Latest book ‘Out There: A Survival Guide for Dating in Midlife’

Sydney
kerrisackville.com.au
Se unió en marzo de 2009
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  1. Tweet fijado
    12 abr. 2018

    Out There: A Survival Guide for Dating in Midlife, out now! Watch out for the pricks.... 🌵

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  2. hace 22 minutos

    Good morning to everyone except the salesman who told me it would be ‘dead easy’ to instal this new software which - surprise of all surprises - IS NOT FUCKING INSTALLING

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  3. hace 23 horas

    My car was just repaired after a smash and they cleaned it for me! 5 stars. Recommended. Will definitely smash again.

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  4. 18 oct.

    Good morning to everyone except my milk frother which is dead oh the pain the pain

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  5. 18 oct.

    Me in department store: Ooh, I just remembered I have a $10 Myer voucher! Here you go! Sales assistant: Madam, this is David Jones.

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  6. 18 oct.

    Me after every Tinder date:

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  7. 18 oct.

    Tween girls laugh a lot at absolutely nothing. Seems like an excellent way to live.

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  8. 17 oct.

    That day-after-your-birthday feeling when you go from VIP to ordinary citizen. Really hope I can share it with soon.

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  9. 17 oct.

    Fire

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  10. 17 oct.

    Because it’s my bday I’ve had chocolate and lollies and hot chips and calamari and pasta and ice cream and none of it has any calories today. Fact.

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  11. 16 oct.

    On the eve of yet another birthday, as I speed through middle age, let me say this: You can be deeply grateful for the privilege of being alive and still struggle with growing old. One has very little to do with the other.

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  12. 16 oct.

    This episode may actually feature me. Clearly, you can also be unlucky in love.

    Can you really be lucky in love? New episode of out now 🎧
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  13. 15 oct.

    If POTUS is the leader of the free world, shouldn’t everyone in the free world get to vote? I know I’d very much like to have a say.

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  14. 15 oct.

    Why does no laptop spark joy in me like my electric typewriter used to?

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  15. 15 oct.

    A friend bought me a peerage for my upcoming birthday. I expect it will significantly increase my hit rate on Tinder. Who doesn’t want to be Lord of my manor?

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  16. 14 oct.

    I could really use some faith right now. Anyone know how to cultivate some? Are there seeds I can buy?

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  17. 14 oct.

    My son’s friend left a bottle of gin in our fridge. Would it be wrong of me to drink it? Jokes, already did.

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  18. 14 oct.

    No one talks about the impact of technology in schools on the PARENTS. My kid emails me ten times a day. She’s emailing right now. This is an egregious breach of my right to free time. Back to pen and ink, I say.

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  19. 13 oct.

    Gladys Berejiklian: Why she’s allowed to have a relationship with Daryl Maguire

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  20. 13 oct.

    Our society has lost all sense of nuance. Everything is black and white, good or bad, right or wrong, and it’s astonishing how quickly a person or idea can be relegated from one to the other. BAM.

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  21. 12 oct.

    I so feel for Gladys. If I’d had the world learn about all my bad romantic choices I’d be in an institution by now. Go easy, folks.

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