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Brother's Keeper (2013)

Actors: W. Earl Brown (actor), Michael Rooker (actor), Ray Wise (actor), Tim Ware (actor), Mark S. Thomas (miscellaneous crew), Travis Tritt (actor), Jeff Murphy (editor), Robyn Lively (actress), Tyler Hollinger (actor), Judd Lormand (actor), Mercer Boffey (actor), Josh Mills (producer), Josh Mills (producer), Josh Mills (actor), Ron Prather (actor),

Plot: Identical twins Andy and Pete Goodwynn have always been there for each other. But in a cruel twist of fate-orchestrated by the town's most powerful family-their lives are forever altered. Can the brothers gain vengeance on those who have taken away from them all that matters? While revenge may seem sweet, BROTHER'S KEEPER is a powerful reminder that only forgiveness can truly heal.

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Sometimes the greatest revenge is forgiveness

The Cold Light of Day (2006)

Actors: James T. Williams (director), James T. Williams (editor), James T. Williams (writer), Anthony Archambault (actor), Anthony Archambault (actor), Thomas Morton (actor), Thomas Morton (actor), Thomas Morton (actor), Anthony Archambault (actor), Anthony Archambault (actor), Anthony Archambault (actor), Anthony Archambault (producer), Thomas Morton (writer), Thomas Morton (composer), Jon Digby (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

The World's Fastest Indian (2005)

Actors: Michael Kiely (miscellaneous crew), Andy Wickens (miscellaneous crew), Don Schain (producer), J. Peter Robinson (composer), Barrie M. Osborne (producer), Kate Morrison (miscellaneous crew), John J. Kelly (producer), Bruce Greenwood (actor), Diane Ladd (actress), Anthony Hopkins (actor), William Lucking (actor), Paul Rodriguez (actor), Walton Goggins (actor), Roger Donaldson (director), Roger Donaldson (writer),

Plot: For 25 years in Invercargill at the south end of New Zealand, Burt Munro (1899-1978) has been working on increasing the speed of his motorcycle, a 1920 Indian. He dreams of taking it to the Bonneville Salt Flats to see how fast it will go. By the early 1960s, heart disease threatens his life, so he mortgages his house and takes a boat to Los Angeles, buys an old car, builds a makeshift trailer, gets the Indian through customs, and heads for Utah. Along the way, people he meets are charmed by his open, direct friendliness. If he makes it to Bonneville, will they let an old guy on the flats with makeshift tires, no brakes, and no chute? And will the Indian actually respond?

Keywords: agent-orange, ambition, ambulance, american-flag, american-indian, american-soldier, angina, apostrophe-in-title, applause, arterial-sclerosis
Genres: Biography, Drama, Sport,
Taglines: Based On One Hell Of A True Story The extraordinary true adventure of Burt Munro from Down Under

Quotes:

Antarctic Angel: I don't think so, granddad!::Burt Munro: Well, why don't you put your money where your mouth is?

Fran: [to a staring crowd] What are you looking at? Dirty old men need love too!

Tom: Aren't you scared you'll kill yourself if you crash?::Burt Munro: No... You live more in five minutes on a bike like this going flat out than some people live in a lifetime.

Tom: Why do you pee on your lemon tree?

Burt Munro: Invercargill, I-N-V-E-R-C-A-R-G-I-L-L. Sometimes I spell it with one 'L' to save ink.

Burt Munro: If you don't follow your dreams Thomas, you might as well be a vegetable.::Tom: What type of vegetable?

Burt Munro: If you don't go when you want to go, when you do go, you'll find you've gone.

[Burt starts to mount his bike, but stops]::Burt Munro: I can't get my leg in because of the asbestos cloth on it.::[gets off]::Burt Munro: Let me take it off.::Rolly: Well, what about your leg and the heat?::Burt Munro: Screw it. I've got a spare one.

[the motorcycle gang comes to see off Burt]::Antarctic Angel: Good luck, mate. Show 'em Kiwis can fly too, eh?::Burt Munro: Right. I'll bring you back the Statue of Liberty!

[after buying his used car, Burt says he needs some wheels to build a trailer for the motorcycle]::Fernando: Well, I got a couple wheels in the shop I could let you have, but first you got to do me a favor.::Burt Munro: Oh, well just say the word.::[cut to Burt fixing the engine of one of Fernando's cars]::Burt Munro: Okay, give it a try, Fernando.::[Fernando turns the ignition, and it turns over]::Fernando: Burt, you're a goddamn genius! Hey listen, why you gotta go? Why don't you stay here and work for me? I'll pay you well.::Burt Munro: Oh, no thanks, mate. Me and the motorcycle have got to pick up and be in Bonneville by the 18th.::Fernando: Well, you always got a job here. Good luck.

Strange Planet (1999)

Actors: Naomi Watts (actress), Hugo Weaving (actor), Claudia Karvan (actress), Ken Sallows (editor), Marshall Napier (actor), Phillip Roope (miscellaneous crew), Felix Williamson (actor), Anni Browning (miscellaneous crew), Peter Hicks (miscellaneous crew), Ian Russell (miscellaneous crew), Rebel Penfold-Russell (actress), Tom Long (actor), Sue Milliken (miscellaneous crew), Emily Seresin (costume designer), Kate Beahan (actress),

Plot: This romantic comedy takes place over the course of one year - opening on New Year's Eve of one year and closing exactly one year later. The film focuses on three women living together in a house in Sydney and three male best friends. The men and women at the film's start have not yet met, but it is obvious that all will get together by film's end. The three women are all ending nowhere relationships with married men, older men, or just life's losers. One of the men is just a shy law graduate, one is a sexual conqueror who has just learned one of his conquests is pregnant, and the last is facing a breakup of his marriage. Through various events, each of the two trios end up together at the turn of the year.

Keywords: adultery, animal-sex, argument, astrology, attempted-rape, bar, bare-butt, beach, beach-house, book
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: right place. right time. wrong guy. 3 girls. 3 guys. 365 days to get it together.

Quotes:

Ewan: I'd tell my friend it's a risky game falling in love with a married man, and that if you play tennis with the devil, you can't complain if he cheats.

The Forbidden Dance (1990)

Actors: Linden Chiles (actor), Steven Williams (actor), Laura Harring (actress), Menahem Golan (writer), Greydon Clark (director), Miranda Garrison (miscellaneous crew), Miranda Garrison (actress), Richard Lynch (actor), Menahem Golan (producer), Sid Haig (actor), Vladimir Horunzhy (composer), Allen Walls (miscellaneous crew), Ami Artzi (producer), Ruben Moreno (actor), Earl Watson (editor),

Plot: Filmed during the Lambada dance craze (if there really ever was one), this film tries to have a social conscience. A princess (Laura Herring) in the Amazon rain forests tries to fight a conglomerate threatening the forests by going to Los Angeles. There she links up with a rich kid (Jeff James) who tells her that she must get on tv to succeed with her mission. Quick as a wink the two come up with the idea of winning a lambada dance contest that is getting tv attention. Sid Haig also co-stars as a witch doctor who accompanies the princess and provides some humor.

Keywords: dance, independent-film, lambada, three-word-title
Genres: Drama, Romance,
Taglines: LAMBADA...If it got any hotter, it wouldn't be dancing!

Quotes:

Nisa: You want to see the lambada? I'll SHOW you the lambada!

[Jason and Nisa got back from dancing and Jason's parents want to talk to Jason alone]::Katherine Anderson: And we don't want you fraternizing with the hired help!::Jason: We wen't dancing, we did't go to bed!::Katherine Anderson: Well, I shoud hope not there's enough of those people in the world without you fathering any more.::Jason: Will you try to keep it down, she might hear you.::Katherine Anderson: I want her to hear me and I want her out of My Dress!::Jason: About the dress...::Katherine Anderson: What about it? I hope you realize its a Christian D'ore original and it cost me more than that maid makes in a year. So get her out of it!::Jason: [is very mad] Okay, Okay! Fine, Alright! I'll get the damn maid out of your dress!::[Jason makes a fast exit and walks to Nisa's room and finds that she has left]

Nisa: They must stop killing the trees' or the sun will eat the air!

[Joa is sitting there playing the drumms with his hands]::Carmen: They say the music is an universal language. I know another.::[Carmen gets up and dances for Joa and he smiles for the first time at her]

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989)

Actors: Eric Allaman (composer), Sean Roche (writer), Roger Eschbacher (writer), Michael Rawlins (actor), Michael Rawlins (actor), David Schwartz (writer), Martha Moran (writer), David Ehrman (writer), Kurt Weldon (actor), Jeremiah Bosgang (writer), Chris Coombs (actor), James Abbott (actor), Vic Davis (writer), Victoria Delany (actress), James Rose (actor),

Plot: From the popular video game, Super Mario Bros. The Super Mario Bros. Super Show features Mario, his brother Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and her advisor going by the name of Toad. They go from land to land try to save that land from the sinister Bowser Koopa and his band of goombas, troopas, and other villians from the video game. The show also features live action parts with the voices of Mario and Luigi, Captain Lou Albano and Danny Wells. Each episode also features a special guest on every show.

Keywords: based-on-video-game, bowser, brother-sister-relationship, character-name-in-title, koopa-troopa, luigi, mario, mouse, mushroom-retainer, princess
Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Fantasy,

Quotes:

Mario Mario: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em.

Mario Mario: That's a heaping helpin' of moolah.::Luigi: Yeah and that's a lot of money too.

Mario/Luigi: Pattycake, pattycake, Pasta Man / Gimme pasta power as fast as you can.

Link: [looking down Zelda's blouse from a tower] Hey, princess! Looking good! Espeacially from this angle!

[repeated line]::Link: Well, Excuuuuuuse me, princess!

Luigi: Hey Mario! You sure you know what you're doing?::Mario Mario: Sure, I'm doing 60 miles an hour!

[Luigi is holding a giant hypodermic needle]::Toad: This is the second biggest hyperthermic needle I've ever seen::Luigi: What was the biggest?::Toad: My last flu shot

Blooper: I can take you on with seven arms tied behind my back

[repeated line]::Mario Mario, Luigi: Yes, Mama.

Mario Mario: We need your Hocus Pocus. can you make us fly?::Genie: Fly? Do you know what a drain that is on me?::Luigi: No problem. Any drain you got, we can fix. We're plumbers.::Mario Mario: Tell you what, you make us fly and I'll grease your palm with a gold coin.::Genie: Now you're talking. Eeenie meenie miney mo. Make'em fly. I need the dough.

Australian Dream (1987)

Actors: John Jarratt (actor), Graeme Blundell (actor), Noni Hazlehurst (actress), Brett Swain (actor), Ross Matthews (producer), Jackie McKimmie (director), Jackie McKimmie (producer), Jackie McKimmie (writer), Phil Brock (actor), Sara Bennett (editor), Lee Biolos (actor), Tony Bellette (actor), Mark Albiston (actor), Catherine Bishop (miscellaneous crew), James Ricketson (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Better Off Dead... (1985)

Actors: Elizabeth Daily (actress), John Cusack (actor), Steven Williams (actor), Vincent Schiavelli (actor), Curtis Collins (miscellaneous crew), Michael Jaffe (producer), David Ogden Stiers (actor), Rich Little (actor), Taylor Negron (actor), Yuji Okumoto (actor), Curtis Armstrong (actor), Rick Rosenthal (actor), Amanda Wyss (actress), David E. Van Houten (miscellaneous crew), Shelley Kirkwood (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Lane Meyer is a depressed teen who loses his girlfriend Beth. Her given reason for breaking up is: "Lane, I think it'd be in my best interest if I dated somebody more popular. Better looking. Drives a nicer car." Anyway, poor Lane is left alone and thinks up treacherous ways of killing himself. He finally meets a French beauty called Monique and falls for her. Simultaneously, he must endure his mother's terrible cooking which literally slides off the table and his disgusting next door neighbour Ricky (and his mum) while he prepares for the skiing race of his life - to get his old girlfriend back!

Keywords: absurd-humor, automobile, black-comedy, black-humor, boy-with-glasses, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, cartoon-on-tv, chevrolet-camaro, christmas, clay-animation
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Insanity doesn't run in the family, it gallops. You've blown up your neighbor's mom. Your seven-year-old brother has better luck with women than you do. Your girlfriend has a new boyfriend. Relax, you're never... I have been going to this high school for seven years... I'm no dummy. Teenage life has never been darker...or funnier...

Quotes:

Monique Junot: I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me.::Lane Myer: Excuse me?::Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?::Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Tentacles; big Difference.

Lane Myer: Johnny...::Johnny: Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.::Lane Myer: Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.::Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.::Lane Myer: Well... it's funny see... my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz...::Johnny: ...two dollars... cash.::Lane Myer: See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.

Paperboy: Two dollars!

Charles De Mar: This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

Charles De Mar: Greendale is a bodaciously small town, Lane. A fly speck on the map - a rest stop on the way to the ski slope. I can't even get real drugs here! [holds up a bottle of whipped cream]

Charles De Mar: Suicide is never the answer, little trooper.

Charles De Mar: And dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!

Charles De Mar: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.

Charles De Mar: [giving skiing instructions] Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

Mailman: What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?

The House on Sorority Row (1983)

Actors: Barbara Harris (actress), Richard Band (composer), Rachel Talalay (miscellaneous crew), Michael Kuhn (actor), Paul Trejo (editor), Mark Rosman (director), Mark Rosman (writer), Mark Rosman (actor), Mark Rosman (producer), Harley Jane Kozak (actress), Jean-Marc Vasseur (editor), Kate McNeil (actress), Michael Sergio (actor), Ed Heath (actor), Alan Shapiro (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A group of girls staying at a sorority house clash with the house's owner, who wants them out. They decide to play a prank on her, but it goes awry and she winds up dead. Panicking, the girls try to hide the body, but someone (or something) witnessed the crime and begins to stalk them.

Keywords: accident, accidental-death, argument, assault, attic, b-movie, balcony, bare-chested-male, basement, bathroom
Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Where nothing is off limits When the Nightmare ends . . . the Terror begins Seven graduates of sorority sisters stalked as they hold a guilty secret Sisters in Life, Sisters in Death Pledge Theta Pi... and DIE! Welcome to the Sorority of Your Nightmares One accident, lead to the unimaginable Nothing can prepare you for what happens when she fights back. Welcome Home...to the Sorority of your nightmares. Sorority sisters... Sisters in life. Sisters in death.

Quotes:

Pig: I'm a sea pig...

Boardinghouse (1982)

Actors: Lindsay Freeman (actress), John Wintergate (actor), John Wintergate (writer), John Wintergate (actor), John Wintergate (director), Joel Riordan (actor), Elizabeth Hall (actress), Selma Kora (actress), Kalassu (actress), Kalassu (composer), Elliot Van Koghbe (actor), 33 1/3 (composer), Elliot Van Koghbe (producer), Mary McKinley (actress), 33 1/3 (actor),

Plot: Resembling a cross between "The Amityville Horror" and a Playboy Playmates video, this film tells the terrifying tale of a cheesy video special effect that stalks bikini-clad women. In between scenes of them playfully splashing each other and wrestling with each other's bathing suit tops, they're murdered and/or terrorized by horrific hallucinations. These hallucinations include seeing blood in the shower stalls (while they're trying to lather up), having giant monsters jump out of the hall closet, and seeing their faces temporarily turn into rubber halloween masks.

Keywords: bare-breasts, basement, blood, camp, concealed-nudity, electronic-music-score, fade-to-red, female-nudity, female-rear-nudity, haunted-house
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: Where the rent won't kill you, but somthing else will! Last Week the Hoffman house was opened for boarders. Along with the new residents...Something else moved in!