WATCH AS BAYONETTA TAKES THE LONGEST WOOD SHE HAS IN HER 600 YEAR LONG LIFE FROM THIS YOUNG, STRAPPING, PACKING BOY. SHE STOLE NESS'S MONEY AND YUGIOH CARDS, NOW NESS STEALS HER BAT VIRGINITY WHILE HIS BIG BURLY FRIEND THE PITFALL TRAP PINS HER DOWN. WATCH IN AWE AS SHE SCREAMS WITH TEARS DOWN HER FACE AND RUNS OUT THE HOUSE WITH HER ASS HALFWAY HANGING OUT AND DECIDES TO NEVER STEAL FROM NESS'S FAMILY AGAIN. BAYONETTA, KNOWN AS CEREZA, AND NESS, KNOWN AS SANS, DUKE IT OUT IN THE ULTIMATE ASS SHOVING OF ALL ETERNITY. PLEASE WATCH FOR BOTH YOUR ENJOYMENT AND MINE AS WELL, HAHAHAHA!!!! I WIELD THE BAT OF HARTMUT, WHO PITIED YOU AND SPARED YOUR ANAL VIRGINITY. EVERYONE, LEAVE THE FINAL SWING TO ME!! btw I want to give Bayonetta's 7 foot 7 figure my 7 inch. ^___^ Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade (ファイアーエムブレム封印の剣 Faiā Emuburemu Fūin no Tsurugi?),[1] also translated as Fire Emblem: The Sword of Seals,[2] is a tactical role-playing game developed by Intelligent Systems and published by Nintendo. The game was released on March 29, 2002 in Japan, is the sixth main game (7th overall) in the Fire Emblem series and the first of three games in the series that have appeared on Nintendo's Game Boy Advance handheld. Binding Blade stars Roy, who previously appeared in Super Smash Bros. Melee. Roy's popularity in Super Smash Bros. would lead Nintendo to localize Fire Emblem for Western audiences,[3] and Binding Blade was eventually followed by a prequel, Fire Emblem, the first in the series to be released outside Japan. Fire Emblem is a turn-based tactical role-playing game in which players move a small group of units around a square-based grid, battling their enemies in order to complete a certain predefined objective. It is reminiscent of other tactical RPGs with features such as character classes and the ability to level up.[4] Once characters reach a certain level, they can promote to a new class, further enhancing their stats with the possibility of being able to use more weapons.[5] Binding Blade takes place in the fictional continent of Elibe, which is split into six nations of diverse ruling styles: Lycia, Bern, Etruria, Sacae, Missur, and Ilia. There is an archipelago to the northwest called the Western Isles, composed of Caldonia, Fibernia, and Dia. The Fire Emblem in this game is the Imperial Seal required to assume or recognize the Bernian throne. Binding Blade is set 20 years after its prequel, Fire Emblem. Because Fire Emblem takes place two decades prior to Binding Blade and was designed to introduce western audiences to the gameplay of the Fire Emblem series, its plot is structured so that no knowledge of Binding Blade is required to enjoy the storyline. Many characters from Binding Blade reappear in Fire Emblem in younger forms, including Hector, Eliwood, Bartre, Karel, Merlinus, Murdock, Marcus, Zephiel, and Guinevere. The playable characters Sophia and Fae also make cameo appearances in Fire Emblem chapters, but are not playable. Among the playable characters in Fire Emblem are several relatives of the Binding Blade cast: Wolt is the son of Rebecca, and nephew of Dart; Fir is the daughter of Bartre and Karla and the niece of Karel; Lugh and Raigh are the twin sons of Nino; Klein and Clarine are the children of Pent and Louise; Sue and Dayan are the daughter and father of Rath, respectively; Hugh and Niime are, respectively, the son and mother of Canas; Igrene is the daughter of Hawkeye; and Geese is the younger brother of Geitz. Several other characters from Fire Emblem, if their supports are maxed out with other characters, can be treated as the parent or relative of some characters. For example, Ninian can be the mother of Roy, and Lyn can be the mother of Lilina. There are other possible relations.

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