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[–]Chemical-Nature4749⚔Knights of the Late-Night🛡 - True Diamond Hand 🦍 961 points962 points  (64 children)

🦍+💎🙌🏼=♾💵

[–]TrevorsMailbox🦍Voted✅ 276 points277 points  (42 children)

This is the way.

[–]legendarysquirrelBuy first, ask questions later 🚀🚀 172 points173 points  (33 children)

This is the way.

[–]Memeweevil🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 132 points133 points  (28 children)

This is the way

[–]whydo-ducks-quack✨StarApe64✨ 110 points111 points  (24 children)

This is the way.

[–]Beginning-Area-2993💻 ComputerShared 🦍 87 points88 points  (21 children)

This is the way

[–]CanadianBurritos🦍 GME 💜 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]TECHOMEGA86🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 53 points54 points  (14 children)

This is the way

[–]7amwellnesslectureGME SPOT 53 points54 points  (9 children)

This is the way

[–]captainoompa🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 28 points29 points  (8 children)

This is the way

[–]loves_abyssThis is the way - Refugee 😎 30 points31 points  (7 children)

This is the way

[–]loves_abyssThis is the way - Refugee 😎 34 points35 points  (2 children)

This is the way

[–]TheDroidNextDoor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This Is The Way Leaderboard

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[–]michalxm💎DIAMOND DICK AND BALLS💎 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]TheDroidNextDoor 27 points28 points  (1 child)

This Is The Way Leaderboard

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[–]Justanotheroldog🦍Voted✅ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]loves_abyssThis is the way - Refugee 😎 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Senior_tasteey🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 23 points24 points  (1 child)

This is the way

[–]loves_abyssThis is the way - Refugee 😎 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]bvttfvcker🌈 of all 🐻 26 points27 points  (1 child)

This is the way

[–]loves_abyssThis is the way - Refugee 😎 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo🏴‍☠️ Voted 2021/2022 🏴‍☠️ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

This is the way

[–]Wubbywow🗳️ VOTED ✅ 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Trevor holy shit what up

Almsforthepoor here on Webull

Keep the good fight up brother 🦍🦍🦍

[–]TrevorsMailbox🦍Voted✅ 17 points18 points  (1 child)

What's up! I'll always be fighting right along side you!

🦍❤️🦍=💪💪💪

[–]Wubbywow🗳️ VOTED ✅ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ook ook 🤣 🦍💪🙏

[–]loves_abyssThis is the way - Refugee 😎 10 points11 points  (2 children)

This is the way

[–]Captainfucktopolis🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is the modern way....

[–]v_i_lennon🐵 FUCK YOU PAY ME 🎊 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Great bananalytics sir

[–]MDeez_Nuts💻 ComputerShared 🦍 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Real life infinite money glitch

[–]Simpcitydmndape🦍Voted✅ 19 points20 points  (1 child)

This is the way 💎🚀🌙

[–]Feeling_Ad_411🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 10 points11 points  (2 children)

This is the way

[–]loves_abyssThis is the way - Refugee 😎 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Apeonomics101 11 points12 points  (0 children)

🦍+💎🙌🏼=♾💵

[–]Alives242Apes Odyssey 🦍 1397 points1398 points  (48 children)

Thanks for all your hard work mod team ❤️

[–]whydo-ducks-quack✨StarApe64✨ 293 points294 points  (40 children)

They really are the greatest

[–]whydo-ducks-quack✨StarApe64✨ 156 points157 points  (30 children)

If everyone could stop message replying “thank you fellow ape!” My phone will stop crashing and everyone will get an award faster.

[–]Alives242Apes Odyssey 🦍 103 points104 points  (7 children)

Thank you my fellow ape...

[–]Holybolognabatman🦍 Voted ✅ Dr. Zaius 102 points103 points  (6 children)

Thank YOU my fellow ape 🦧

[–]veblens_bastard🌍🦧🚀 Buckle up, reverberations are expected 🏴‍☠️ 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Thank you mods and fellow apes 💎🙌🦍🛸🪐

[–]olafTheRisk🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 28 points29 points  (4 children)

thank you fellow ape

[–]djnexusOG🦍Voted✅ 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Ape fellow you thank?

[–]youdontknowmejabroni🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 47 points48 points  (6 children)

I never get awards sadly.

Edit: I never get multiple awards. Or paid ones.

[–]shervinski🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I never get awards, but fresh DD is all I need!

Edit: Y’all are too kind. You really know how to make an ape feel special ;)

[–]MrMrAnderson🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thank you my fellow ape!

[–]Captainfucktopolis🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Thank you fellow ape

[–]bermanap🏴‍☠️Hodl my Bully Boys Hodl🏴‍☠️ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thank you fellow ape

[–]zillah123The Truth Is Out There 🦍 Voted ✅ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haha, sorry!

[–]TacoTrade🦍Voted✅ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It’s one of the major factors that brings us apart from any of the other related communities. The mod team has seriously done some amazing things with this community, and I think it really shows how serious we are about uncovering issues in the system and pushing for changes.

[–]loves_abyssThis is the way - Refugee 😎 23 points24 points  (6 children)

This is the way

[–]TheDroidNextDoor 11 points12 points  (4 children)

This Is The Way Leaderboard

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[–]loves_abyssThis is the way - Refugee 😎 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]royalmail84🦍Voted✅ 50 points51 points  (2 children)

When a mass of apes does a better job than paid professionals 😙👌🤌

[–]hardcoreac💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sure if we paid them well they could do one of these for us but alas, they don't accept bananas.

[–]tenors703🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 331 points332 points  (16 children)

The sooner we can get the stock market on the blockchain, the better. This won’t end until Every. Single. Trade is 100% visible and tracked.

So, first MOASS, and then, when apes have the power for change, we blockchain the f*ck out of this thing! 🚀🚀🚀

[–]tehchivesWhyDRS.org 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Hear, hear!

And then let's get blockchain used for public service money as well so we can see exactly where the money comes from and where it goes!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Huh. How is this my first time hearing this as a possibility...? Oh yeah. The rich want to continue to leach off of us from the shadows.

[–]mostsocialA Tisket, A Tasket, Hedgies Crime Basket 🙈 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I'll buy that for dollar! Hahaha.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (1 child)

This is what I’ve been saying. Not just stocks but all kinds of securities (complex financial contracts and swaps, instruments, bonds, ABS) and some of the less fungible ones which can be represented as NFT, with loan-level data instantly accessible by regulators for the ABS and predicted risks and waterfall payments by tranche updated in real-time to investors. Eventually “the blockchain” will probably refer to a competing decentralized web of public blockchains that are all ran and managed by the public, rather than some black box in New Jersey. The prices of the different digital assets on the blockchains is what encourages competition and what will lead to further innovations and needed redundancies. Of course regulators will have their own private blockchains that can tap into the different market blockchains, as will most institutions who will offer services to individuals who want to rely on more than open source connectivity or defi.

Even in a case of mass radioactive fallout, there’s some fun tools out there that allow you to run a blockchain via radio waves

Reliability, efficiency, transparency, verifiability, and jo mama.

[–]whitbread22🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 155 points156 points  (2 children)

Great compilation of all our investigative work. 👏🏽 Sharing this far & wide. 🦍 🚀 🌝

[–]DinoSayRawr🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 145 points146 points  (4 children)

The mods here continue to impress. Love you guys.

[–]Feeling_Ad_411🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Love your profile pic

[–]michalxm💎DIAMOND DICK AND BALLS💎 28 points29 points  (0 children)

👁👄👁

[–]CivilianRitz🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love yours

[–]RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAHLook, I just like the stonk 140 points141 points  (2 children)

Holy shit this looks juicy. Can't wait to fully read it when I'm home!

[–]Notmybestusername3💻 ComputerShared 🦍 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You can read??? Lucky

[–]RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAHLook, I just like the stonk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm still on the first sentence but I'm learning as I'm going. Hopefully I'll be finished by then.

[–]shrekskellington🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Thank you for compiling this and sharing. May you have all the updoots and tendies on the moon!

[–]LavaPancakesFloor Gang 😤✋🚀 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Instructions unclear just got naked in the grocery store and covered myself in mayo

[–]hardcoreac💻 ComputerShared 🦍 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is the wayo

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (3 children)

Really happy this was made. This is a massively vital component of GME.

[–]comfort_bot_1962🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (2 children)

:)

[–]Comment_Appreciation 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Your contribution to the conversation is greatly appreciated.

[–]Jadedinsight🚀Stonk Drifter🚀 53 points54 points  (1 child)

This is exactly what was needed, from what I’ve seen in other subreddits, outsiders often have a incomplete picture of what is actually going on in our beautiful subreddit.

Having a pinned message from a moderator lends credence, and will benefit the legitimacy of the information.

For any newcomers here, we have a peculiar culture, but this allows us to identify bad actors much faster - so often it will help to take things with a grain of salt, try and read between the lines - you’ll get the gist of it in no time!

Edit: typo

[–]devira33💻 ComputerShared 🦍 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this, will help our new incomers some great reading material

[–]ShatteredReflectionsI just like the apes 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Thanks, mod!

[–]MukGames🦍Voted✅ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

All the onboarding materials you need! Welcome newcomers (Ape or not)!

[–]HappyRamenMan🦍 Voted ☑️ x4 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Totally. Apes know all about this and that’s why we HODL. MSM is just being forced to cover it because things are getting hot for them.

[–]Intelligent_Toe_1366A little Lost 🤷‍♀️ 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Don't forget to upvote this thread to help new apes

Edit: making apette smile- thanks for the award kind ape

Edit again - fat finger spelling 🙄

[–]megamanhadouken🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Doing every ape a good service 🥂 🙌💎🦍🚀

[–]theK0r3an💻 ComputerShared 🦍 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Thanks mod! DFV did you migrate to this post from the daily? All Seeing awards are now here and drying up a bit in the daily :) 💎👐🚀

[–]whydo-ducks-quack✨StarApe64✨ 7 points8 points  (3 children)

My phone died and Reddit is having a hard time subtracting 30 from 10million

[–]hardcoreac💻 ComputerShared 🦍 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Wait, wait, the commenter above me is DFV? STFU..

[–]D3ATHY🎮 Power to the Players 🛑🦭 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thank you for putting this up for all the newcomers wanting to know more. Our mods are the best. <3

[–]JohannFaustCrypto💻 ComputerShared 🦍 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Awarding and upvoting for visibility

[–]Odin554🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Thank you for saying this.

While the whole situation was nuts.

She should not be attacked. The constant pictures of her felt like forum sliding to me too.

Thank you again MODS

[–]bandpracticeFlair me to the 🌕 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Wow.. this is such a badass subreddit. This needs to get out far and wide.

I could imagine to those not familiar with this place that our odd lingo and weird ass humor could feel like a barrier to entry. But we are doing serious work here and this post is a great example of this.

I’ve lurked on r/latestagecapitalism & r/antiwork and even r/collapse... we are all on the same page. We want a better society. And in fact we need a better society, urgently.

This is the way.

💎🙌’s

[–]Darksoulsearching_🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]rustingedⓂ️💶Ⓜ️🅱️💶®️1️⃣8️⃣0️⃣⁉️ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thank you again mod team!!

[–]hearsecloth🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Heck yeah, the public needs to know

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck I love this subreddit.

[–]zedinstead🚀 Bubba Gump Stonk Co 🦐 10 points11 points  (4 children)

All apes should take to Twitter and share this along the hashtag NakedShorts. Educate as many people as we can before liftoff.

[–]theREALbombedrumbum🦍 CPApe 🧮📒 8 points9 points  (3 children)

It's awfully suspicious how flooded that trending hashtag is with mentions exclusively focused on AMC. Not mentioning GME is a given for their tactics, but it's strange how the vast majority of those tweets aren't even mentioning any of the other shorted stocks.

Even the damn trending description is about AMC

[–]hardcoreac💻 ComputerShared 🦍 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You get what you pay for my friend. No one ever offered me money to evangelize GME and that's how you know it's a legit threat to the hedgies.

They would rather the world forget about the one true short stock to rule them all and in the darkness leave them on the Earth while it lifts off to the f--king moon and beyond!

[–]johnrambodad🦧 💩💩 🚀🚀🚀 🦍Buckle Up🚀[🍰] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you for compiling all of this in one post! Too moon!!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[–]RowKit💻 ComputerShared 🦍 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Have my comment for Algorithmic Justice.

[–]FrasierCranee🧚🧚🦍 That's no moon, that's Uranus! 💎🙌🏻🧚🧚 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your hard work (same goes for the other mods)

[–]shaktimann13 10 points11 points  (4 children)

What percentage of float is still shorted? Also how much of the stock float retail apes own?

[–]rstbckt💻 ComputerShared 🦍 11 points12 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for pinning this. Anyone new who comes here could really use a primer to bring them up to date on what’s really going on and tell our side of the story.

[–]ThePrimaryAxiom🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Commenting for visibility

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I'm always hungry

[–]DoughnutDependent634🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 6 points7 points  (0 children)

More raman for this one

[–]An-Onymous-Name🌳Hodling for a Better World💧 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Up with you, beautiful! <3

[–]jl4855🚀🚀 paul libois is my thesis advisor 🚀🚀 9 points10 points  (0 children)

mods working OT on the weekend to keep up with citadel, gotta love it.

[–]JDeCarvalho1🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wow this is. So much.

[–]jr98664🐈‍⬛💎🙌🍦💩🪑📈🚀🌕🏴‍☠️ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My diamond balls have been feeling a bit breezy with these naked shorts. Can’t wait for them to get covered.

[–]baoboy26🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 9 points10 points  (0 children)

stay classy

[–]KingKnowlian🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 7 points8 points  (1 child)

1 billy a share or bust

[–]dathoh1217🦍Voted✅ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They’ve now added the reality stone to our infinity gauntlet 💎

[–]FreshChoiceJacked to the tits 🦍 Voted ✅ 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Why don't we get expert Melissa Lee to have an AMA with us about naked shorting?

[–]Max_Stoned🍑 Twerks behind Wendys 🍆 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So hedgies r fuk?

[–]sillyorganism⚔Knights of New🛡 - 🦍 Voted ✅ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Great timely post! 🚀

[–]drinkupdrinky5🍻 drunkey 🐒 munkey 🚀 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And when we place these rehypothecated shares into our ♾️🏊, hedgies are fuk.

[–]DennyDoge💻 ComputerShared 🦍 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Post saved for later for deep anal-ysis

[–]sasukewiththerinneSaga Participant of the Simulation since ‘20 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Appreciate this shark.

[–]CapnKronsch🍌🏴‍☠️🦍There ARR never enough bananas in me booty 🦍🏴‍☠️🍌 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Love this shark.

[–]mouldysandals🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)

man i wish i could read

[–]TopHatSasquatch🦍 Dibs on Hawaii 🚀 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait to have my wife’s boyfriend read this to me tonight.

[–]MoonFacedMoron🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Next time I take a poop, I feel like I'm going to grow a wrinkle from reading this!

[–]useeikickFor whom the DRS tolls, It tolls for thee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The good ape inside of me wants to thank the mods for gathering this info together, this stuff is dope.

The evil ape is asking me to ask for a cool flair lol

[–]slash_sin_🎦Meme Producer🎬 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank u shark

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“This can be put on the same level of severity as printing out currency”

Hell yes it can. The criminality here is off the charts. Literally stealing from the market, devaluing our currency, cheating and laughing to the bank.

Federal prison is too good for predatory counterfeit share creators. They need to be in Max security gen pop.

[–]ill_nino_nl🦍 Wen Lambo?? 🦍 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🦍💪🏻🚀🌚♾

[–]iamjustinterestedinu🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

simple.

it

must

stop

[–]Repulsive-Book1354🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good stuff, thank you👍

[–]PRPL_Nurple 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Dizak55 🇨🇦💎 Maple Ape 💎🇨🇦 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know people are rightly skeptical of the MSM, but if anything it might help shed some more light and bring some more attention to the naked shorting/illegal practices these hedge funds are doing. It's easy for the SEC to ignore it if the average person is unaware, that job gets a lot harder now.

[–]WeNeedToGetLaid💻 ComputerShared 🦍 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BUY. HODL. VOTE!

[–]ThrillHoJM🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Amazing compilation. Thank you for the great work. 🚀

[–]Clove_707🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what we needed, thank you!

[–]2Talloperator🧚🧚💎 I like the stock. 🐵🧚🧚 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bump🦄🚀🍌💎🚀🦄💎🍌

[–]xonelast🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 7 points8 points  (1 child)

As a fellow ape with the intention to watch Wes’ AMA w/ Lucy this weekend, thanks for clipping some of the important quotes! It’s definitely a preview that’s getting me jacked to watch it! Take my updoot, mod

[–]dub_life20OG Scorpio Ape 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The whole stock market is a house of derivatives propped up by shifting balance sheets that are worthless while the wealthy take the liquid capital and stuff it away in cash accounts offshore, basically liquidating the American retailer retirement accounts leaving them with some bullshit 2-3% index gains. Meanwhile the corrupt oligarchs taking control keep bankrupting companies and strengthening monopolies through nude shorting and fake shares. What a fucking hustle. No doubt that GameStop toys-R-us radio shack Sears Kmart express amc bed bath and beyond and the rest are not all victims of this modern hostile takeover. I truly believe Besos, Gates, and other billionaires are responsible for this takeover.

Apes are doing It!!!! We own the float and it’s showing.

GAMEOVER - GameStop is the end of the road. Next week will be the biggest unwrapping ever and we will see what’s under their shorts. I’m guessing they have no panties on.

[–]Szlaby🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excellent work mate!

[–]MaxWebber🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A wrinkle appeared. Thank you Ape.

[–]ithinkitsapomeranian🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So…HODL? Got it. 💎🙌

[–]romfax♾ Lifegourd of the Infinity Pool ♾ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was a nice read. Thanks for compiling this!

[–]Themeloncalling🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its the "Popeye and Wimpy" principle. Wimpy always offers to pay next week for a burger today. Used to great effect in a Robot Chicken segment, which illustrates the desperation of the hedgies soon:

https://youtu.be/H-2rFKZJU5E

[–]BULLFROG2500[REDACTED] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

End the corruption. Take a dip in the Infinity P∞l. The water is fine 🦍🏊‍♂️♾️

Apes are floating with extreme overflow. Apes HODL forever = Infinity P∞l. All "floors" are just noise now.

What's the Infinity P∞l? My boy Blu's got you: Infinity Pool Explained

[–]CapnKronsch🍌🏴‍☠️🦍There ARR never enough bananas in me booty 🦍🏴‍☠️🍌 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mods thank you for saving time and valuable information by keeping it all in one place. This makes everything so much easier for our smooth brains

[–]yellowstickypad💎 Diamond Hands 💎 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Question for our wrinkled apes, Sears and Toys R Us we’re effectively dismantled bc of shorts or combination that they didn’t adapt to new way people shopped and e-Commerce?

[–]Worldsnake🍌Rune-ape🍌 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Yes, yes they were.

[–]yellowstickypad💎 Diamond Hands 💎 5 points6 points  (2 children)

So I’ve been fed the FUD from the media shills all these years

[–]lemerson3Zen 🍌Hodler🏴‍☠️ 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Thanks u/sharkbaitol for all you do!! I believe I will just Hodl and buy!!!🚀🚀

[–]erperez84🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 4 points5 points  (2 children)

U/DeepFuckingValue

Alexa play Uprising by Muse

[–]DealerPurple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🦍+💎🙌🏼=♾💵

[–]financieelbeleidWhy yes, they are 💎 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In short (pun intended): Hedgies f’ed, titties jacked

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🦍💎🚀🌕

[–]Meg_119🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So, finally the words "Naked Shorts" has finally jumped out of Pandora's Box. There is absolutely no way to close that Box now.

THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE.I can't wait to see how the MSM handles damage control on this.

[–]free-restrictions 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Awesome collection of information on this one, bravo ape and thank you for taking the time to put this together. 👏👏👏🦍🚀🦍

[–]Klutzy_Cut_2240🦍Voted✅ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear our mods are the best in the game.

[–]DoughnutDependent634🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I like trutles and a certain stonk

[–]akaElfo23💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow...great sum! I’ll have something to deep in on Monday at office! Thank you for sharing knowledge!

An ape.

[–]deadwooded💀💎H.I.P.💎💀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is good stuff, thank you

[–]Spaceman_Funk🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)

thank you mod team for jacking my tits

[–]padraigofcurd🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this!

[–]Mangoat_Rising🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The emporer wears naked shorts.

[–]veblens_bastard🌍🦧🚀 Buckle up, reverberations are expected 🏴‍☠️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The AMA texts need to be proofread/edited btw.

[–]Right_Kiwi_3461🦍Voted✅ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great post!!

[–]Mad-MysticOf48thSt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that I made some profit from the movie stock, I'm gonna sell 90% of it Monday morning to buy GME!!! Im excited AS FUCK

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is supersmart of supertonk to pin this right now. Cheers mods!!!

[–]Wolfiestake2020 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Glad I raised the Wall Street conspiracy film months ago to all who would listen and those who wouldnt... nothing new happening today except millions of apes shining the light on corruption, manipulation and greed by hedge funds... integrity of the entire stock market at stake and a community from around the world who refuse to sell 🦍🦍💎🙌

[–]No_Nefariousness_648 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is the way

[–]jaymae77💻 ComputerShared 🦍 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yet again, another chapter in the Apes’ True Compendium to Markets...

In all seriousness, someone should create one from all this amazing DD

[–]HillCountryTxgal🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Favorite descriptive word on this thread is ‘bananalytics’-clever 🦧’s

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Nice write up u/sharkbaitlol !

[–]HyaluronicFlaccid💦 Dork Pool 🔫 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao thank you for this, my mom was just on the phone with me arguing about them not existing. 😖 I’ll send it over.

[–]mykidsdad76💻 ComputerShared 🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awesome! I hope the curtain is lifted once and for all and the whole world sees naked shorting as the criminal behavior it is. Fining these institutions for naked shorting isn't enough. It is fraud of the highest magnitude and has been allowed by the SEC and US Government for too long. Thank you for putting this is one place.

[–]loves_abyssThis is the way - Refugee 😎 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]nwrldvw🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ok so back in jan /feb - I noticed that bmo in canda restricted naked selling on about 4 or 5 stock- it s making more sense to me now 🦍🦍 want more 🖍🖍

[–]AvenDonn🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (1 child)

140% of the float was shorted. This shouldn't be possible as it suggests that an incremental 40% of shares (more than exist) were fabricated. This can be put on the same level of severity as printing out currency.

Not how it works.

Short 1 share, someone bought it. You can borrow it from that person again and sell it short again.

You can repeat this until the buyer refuses lending.

[–]LoveSonder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spread the word. Buy . Hold. Vote. Power to the players!

[–]SizzlingSpit🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel a congressional hearing incoming with maybe even "naked shorting" in the subject. But we all know they'll point fingers, boy in bulgaria type bs, blah blah blah for hours.

[–]davey1343🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nice DD. Coming to a movie sub near you soon as OG DD.

[–]hashn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A TLDR: ‘naked shorting’ means: amazingly, a huge amount of counterfeit shares of stock exist in the stock market.

Loopholes and poor (self) regulation have made it possible.

And so if you are willing and able to counterfeit shares (which normal ‘retail’ investors cannot), you can sell some counterfeit shares to make the price go down, and buy some counterfeit shares to make the price go up. Thats why hedge funds like Citadel can refer to themselves as ‘money machines.’ They literally are.

Naked shorting is essentially the selling of counterfeit shares.

The ‘shorting’ is: ‘shorting’ the stock (aka betting on it to go down) by pledging to sell shares.

The ‘naked’ is: the shares are counterfeit (aka youre caught with your pants down eventually, when you have to get the real thing from an ape at $1M/share)

[–]FloTonix🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

amazing summary! Great work!

[–]Yerga_Dergen🦍Voted✅ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If only we could've yolo'd toysrus

[–]dasimers🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 4 points5 points  (2 children)

At the 140% part near the top can you make mention that 140% is literally the highest amount legally allowed to be shown and that it could have been much higher even back in January?

[–]softbear🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I was wondering what happens when both hedgies and brokers run out of resources and they haven't covered all of the shorts? When they declare bankruptcy who pays the bill at that point? What reasonable person is going to buy my shares at 20,000,000?

Sorry I'm still trying to grow my first wrinkles.