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Met Keanu Reeves while riding today. (i.redd.it)

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[–]ABena2t 6584 points6585 points  (497 children)

that was random. how'd you bump into him? what a cool story.

[–]suckmymastercylinder[S] 15.7k points15.7k points  (483 children)

It’s a popular gas station for motorcyclists to meet up before heading up the 2. An ARCH motorcycle pulls up and I say to my friend, “never seen that bike in person before. It’s Keanu Reeves’s motorcycle company”. He takes off his helmet and it was the man himself.

[–]HighFiveKoala 5592 points5593 points  (75 children)

Nice, you found him in his happy place riding his motorcycle

[–]Clause-and-Reflect 2951 points2952 points  (70 children)

Keanu keanuing as Keanu keanues.

[–]sm12511 2962 points2963 points  (38 children)

[–]badhangups 663 points664 points  (8 children)

What a time to be alive

[–]NO_quid_pro_hoe 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Or, at the very least, in this version of the matrix.

[–]trashmunki 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Found Dr. Karoly's Reddit account.

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    [–]KL58383 203 points204 points  (8 children)

    Man, I am really enjoying this gif

    [–]Old-Gain7323 33 points34 points  (2 children)

    Right but when's it stop? How do I get off this train?

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      [–]John-A 89 points90 points  (4 children)

      It's Keanus all the way down

      [–]MaryJaneUSA 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      To matrix we go

      [–]Jardanijovanovich913 35 points36 points  (0 children)

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        [–]Deaner3D 155 points156 points  (14 children)

        I support Keanu becoming a transitive verb

        [–]a_butthole_inspector 210 points211 points  (6 children)

        You reeve what you keanu 😔

        [–]amitym 35 points36 points  (0 children)

        Superbly expressed. The language is now enriched.

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            [–]Beznia 122 points123 points  (5 children)

            Keanu Reeves doesn't do what Keanu Reeves does for Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves does what Keanu Reeves does because Keanu Reeves is Keanu Reeves.

            [–]doublefelix7 16 points17 points  (0 children)

            Reminds me of MadLibs

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                [–]Daetra 687 points688 points  (206 children)

                I've only seen those bikes in Cyberpunk.

                [–]looking4astronauts 593 points594 points  (173 children)

                They are extremely expensive. You could buy several Ducatis for the price of an Arch

                [–]avantartist 138 points139 points  (23 children)

                Damn MSRP $128K https://archmotorcycle.com/arch-1s/

                [–]Manbadger 86 points87 points  (14 children)

                2032cc lol fuck

                [–]Yellow_Bee 19 points20 points  (10 children)

                Care to explain to a layperson?

                Edit: thanks everyone! I get that it's a big/powerful engine for such a small size.

                [–]iakhre 39 points40 points  (4 children)

                2 liter engine. Huge for a bike

                [–]Ok-Dirt6276 21 points22 points  (1 child)

                Proportional equivalent: Imagine taking a 2 liter Honda Civic, and putting a 8 liter V8 in it that produces 650 horsepower and the car stays the same weight.

                But, motorcycles do not have the sense of security you have in a car seat.

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                    [–]TheRiverStyx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                    Custom fitted and finished 2,000cc bike. Yep. I would be happy with my old 750 Honda Shadow at this point in life.

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                      [–]Daetra 251 points252 points  (114 children)

                      Are they very high quality, or is it more of the brand name and status? They do look very cool.

                      [–]MonetHadAss 692 points693 points  (87 children)

                      The ARCH experience includes a bespoke, handcrafted approach across their motorcycle lineup. All owners are met with directly to ensure their bike’s design and ergonomics are tailored accordingly.

                      Source

                      [–]josh0861 141 points142 points  (14 children)

                      Here’s someone describing his experience buying one.

                      https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/ge27ki/three_months_2800_miles_of_owning_an_arch/

                      [–]penguinopusredux 82 points83 points  (3 children)

                      OK, I haven'r ridden a motorbike for 30 years but now I want one. But, you know, food and stuff...

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                        [–]Random-Rambling 460 points461 points  (58 children)

                        That's actually kinda nuts. Like, each bike is partially designed BY the person who's going to ride it.

                        [–]RJ815 389 points390 points  (22 children)

                        What else would justify that price? It's like the tailored suit of motorcycles. Or maybe more the personal yacht.

                        [–]bmcasler 73 points74 points  (7 children)

                        That's how the highest tier cars are as well. Customers will be contacted, or if feasible, flown to the manufacturing facility to choose virtually every detail. Fabric color, leather options, the stitching, any custom options they might like. Customers also get a concierge that can answer questions they may have about wait times or any issues that may occur.

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                          [–]OutWithTheNew 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                          25 minutes of Jay Leno talking with Keanu and his business partner about the motorcycles and going for a ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJsjZhTJWjM

                          The CNBC bit that's only 8 minutes long: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIfSW3ttCks

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                            [–]AmethystLaw 50 points51 points  (7 children)

                            i heard they were hand assembled or something

                            [–]ChesterDaMolester 42 points43 points  (5 children)

                            Yep. Each one is bespoke

                            [–]HoseNeighbor 49 points50 points  (4 children)

                            Even the spokes!

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                              [–]H1Ed1 67 points68 points  (8 children)

                              Given the legend of Keanu being a top class dude, I wouldn’t doubt they’re excellent quality and priced accordingly.

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                                  [–]Moral-Maverick 87 points88 points  (7 children)

                                  When my best friend died his mom gave his to me. Rest in peace Jackie.

                                  [–]ConfessingToSins 27 points28 points  (3 children)

                                  Go back to bed, V. It's 3 AM. you got shit to do later

                                  [–]Vannilazero 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                  You mean a city to burn? Tomorrow

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                                      [–]pichael288 109 points110 points  (21 children)

                                      Yeah man I just unlocked it a minute ago. God dam, Keanu reeves is the best part of this game, wish he was the main character. The corporation killed his girlfriend so he shows up at their headquarters with a fuckin nuke, sets it in the elevator on the top floor and shoots the cable.

                                      [–]tisn 67 points68 points  (2 children)

                                      Johnny's in V's head, so in a way he was the main character.

                                      [–]InappropriateThought 37 points38 points  (8 children)

                                      Not quite the right order. Was going to be nuked anyways, went there to save her, turns out she was already essentially dead. Also turns out his memories of the events are also probably wrong, according to additional lore in cyberpunk red

                                      [–]fireinthesky7 30 points31 points  (1 child)

                                      I don't think I've ever played a game that pulled off the unreliable narrator as well as CP77 did.

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                                        [–]shadowslasher11X 27 points28 points  (2 children)

                                        It's actually a lot more complicated than that. Johnny Silverhand's flashbacks in 2077 are unreliable because accounts from Spider and Rogue contradict them.

                                        Johnny Silverhand died by Adam Smasher, not Saburo Arasaka; in fact, Adam Smasher doesn't even really know who Johnny is besides a guy that got in his way. His girlfriend wasn't killed by the Corporation necessarily but was a part in why she died.

                                        Basically, 50 years later and Johnny is still an egomaniac.

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                                            [–]DontToewsMeBro2 479 points480 points  (41 children)

                                            If you buy an ARCH, Keanu calls you in the evening to personally go over the specs & then tell you a bedtime story. It’s included in the price.

                                            [–]gonejahman 174 points175 points  (3 children)

                                            "All we are is dust in the wind, dude."

                                            [–]xxifruitcakeixx 44 points45 points  (28 children)

                                            When I saw the price of their newest model I nearly fell off my chair. $130k for a bike is nuts

                                            [–]Daforce1 16 points17 points  (2 children)

                                            I have money, but not Keanu story time. I guess it's time to buy an ARCH motocycle

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                                              [–]Figgywithit 112 points113 points  (0 children)

                                              Story from 30 years ago: I never watch TV in the morning. For some reason, I turned it on as I was waiting for my girlfriend to get dressed. Keanu was looking at some sheet music with a bummed look on his face.

                                              We had a very short drive to the office that we worked together. We only caught one red light. Keanu pulled up next to us on a bike with no helmet on (this was before the law was changed).

                                              I said, "Hey I was just watching you on TV." He asked, "What was it?" I said, "I don't know...you were looking at some sheet music and were all bummed out." He smiled and said, "Oh, Permanent Record. Decent movie." Then the light turned green and he drove off. Awesome memory.

                                              [–]CyborgElephant 57 points58 points  (29 children)

                                              Interesting, didn’t realize he owns/is involved with a motorcycle company. Checked out the bike, air cooled (downdraft!?) v-twin, so like a Harley (or Indian, or myriad of other v-twin bikes) in a sport bike. Which is funny considering that Harley is moving towards water cooled (which is cool but weird for Harley) on their revolution equipped bikes.

                                              [–]Purple_Haze 21 points22 points  (13 children)

                                              WTF, they're 2032 CC! What's the point of a 2 litre motorcycle.

                                              [–]RBR927 21 points22 points  (7 children)

                                              Speed.

                                              [–]LostFireHorse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                              Nah, torque. Thats why the triumph rocket 3 is a 2300 triple. Oh and you can get them supercharged as well.

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                                                    [–]T1mac 99 points100 points  (1 child)

                                                    “never seen that bike in person before. It’s Keanu Reeves’s motorcycle company”.

                                                    How's it possible to get a pic of him but not get a view of him standing by his bike?

                                                    [–]gonejahman 47 points48 points  (17 children)

                                                    The 2 Highway? Angeles Crest? I live on the 2 in Wrightwood, if it's the same highway you are talking about. We do get a lot of motorcyclists up here but I didn't think we got KR up here.

                                                    [–]lowstrife 55 points56 points  (8 children)

                                                    https://www.google.com/maps/@34.2056143,-118.2000751,3a,49.6y,52.01h,82.98t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sMjB7VS98t6Yuv9z3dUjEPw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

                                                    Looks like it's at the Shell gas station, the last one before you head up the mountain. Notice the curved curb in the OP, and the fence.

                                                    Strange how he called it the 2. I've always known it as Angeles Crest.

                                                    [–]anyvvays 19 points20 points  (6 children)

                                                    I mean if ur from la, especially the san gabriel valley, many people call it the 2. Just like we call the 210 the 210. Or we call it angeles crest. Kinda however you're feeling that day.

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                                                        [–]ChrisRuss86 33 points34 points  (5 children)

                                                        Truly a cool story bro. Seriously I am jealous of your encounter. Also, beautiful day to ride it looks like

                                                        [–]HoseNeighbor 8 points9 points  (4 children)

                                                        I was thinking about how cool this would be, then remembered I'm in Wisconsin. It's been too cold for ice/snow on the surface roads to melt. This is also too cold to take the bike out anyway.

                                                        [–]-UMBRA_- 71 points72 points  (2 children)

                                                        Shoulda gone up to him and said "how much for the bike?" In a bad Russian accent lol

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                                                          [–]mattdion7412 122 points123 points  (2 children)

                                                          That’s Johnny Silverhand.

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                                                            [–]typesett 1777 points1778 points  (65 children)

                                                            Dude probably likes this kind of fan most since you are a fellow rider

                                                            [–]Robobvious 541 points542 points  (61 children)

                                                            I think he’d prefer the fellow rider who doesn’t want to stop for a picture but yeah, probably better than getting accosted at the store.

                                                            [–]spatial_interests 616 points617 points  (36 children)

                                                            Everything I've read about the guy makes him sound like the coolest celebrity ever. Always down to make a fan's day. I remember a thing a while back where he was invited to some random wedding by some fans he met maybe that day or a few days prior, and he actually showed up!

                                                            [–]NotTheRocketman 318 points319 points  (18 children)

                                                            By all accounts he IS a legitimately great guy. Loves interacting with fans, is a pleasure to work with.

                                                            He is probably the only star I can think of that I have literally NEVER heard a bad thing about.

                                                            [–]LatinaFarrah 50 points51 points  (1 child)

                                                            Danny Devito is one of my other favs 💜

                                                            [–]PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOB5 74 points75 points  (8 children)

                                                            He farted on my dog, like fully lifted one leg and ripped on him.

                                                            [–]snarfsnarfer 87 points88 points  (2 children)

                                                            Dogs like bad smelling things so he was being nice

                                                            [–]I_CANT_AFFORD_SHIT 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                                                            I always think that when my dog is napping near my butt and I feel a toot brewing, adding to his nap sensations

                                                            [–]Kagnonymous 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                                                            I hope you worked your way through all Keanus henchmen farting on them as you track down the man who farted on your dog.

                                                            [–]gizmer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                                            To be faaaair, some dogs are gross and love that.

                                                            Source: my dog

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                                                              [–]highlandviper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                                              Yeah. And then when you read his backstory it’s just bolsters it more. Genuinely seems like an awesome guy. I’ve only read one account of him being even slightly annoyed with someone… he was playing pool with some random dude in Australia and the guy kept at him with Bill and Ted quotes… to deliberately wind him up (the random wrote the story) and eventually he’d had enough, said that it was enough and left.

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                                                                [–]SwallowMyLiquid 108 points109 points  (12 children)

                                                                I’ve been working with him this year and a bit of next year. Poor chap literally can’t go anywhere and not be plagued by people asking for selfies.

                                                                Like we are all lying around on the grass at lunch eating sandwiches, smoking, sleeping and people coming over to him. I’ve seen people come over to him whilst FaceTiming and get right in his face saying look who I’m with. Guy literally never gets a break from people coming over wanting a photo. How the fuck he keeps his composure when a queue is developing in front of him wherever he goes.

                                                                He literally went to the pub one night and it was national news.

                                                                [–]FugginIpad 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                                                                Agh, I cringe just hearing about people like that. I get wanting to say hello but FaceTiming and accosting someone is fucking bullshit

                                                                [–]MrWeirdoFace 12 points13 points  (3 children)

                                                                Whenever I come across someone in the spotlight, I make an effort to pretend like I don't know who they are and carry on with my business, but of course there is that moment of recognition which is hard to hide if they happen to look at you at that moment.

                                                                [–]SwallowMyLiquid 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                                                                I know what you mean with that moment of recognition. I’ve actually said hello thinking I recognised them, which I did but not in that way. But that’s ok because it’s not fawning and a casual greet.

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                                                                  [–]spatial_interests 25 points26 points  (6 children)

                                                                  A double-edged sword, for sure. I mean, it's not even supposed to be a sword, if you think about it, but one edge definitely is a sword. I bet he'd rather take that sword edge than turn it back on the fans, though; he's like a modern-day Jesus of Nazereth in that way (I bet).

                                                                  Many if not most people have no concern whatsoever with etiquette regarding celebs. There's definitely a danger in embracing the public too much; he's gained a reputation as being that guy, so people probably figure hey, it'll be cool, whatever. But it does seem he values the positive interactions enough to keep doing it.

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                                                                    [–]CalvinXPhoto 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                                                                    I was buying snacks when saw him at a gas station off PCH filling up his bike. I just gave him a nod and he nodded back. I think it was probably the coolest thing I’ve ever done.

                                                                    [–]TheSavouryRain 73 points74 points  (11 children)

                                                                    Naw, from what I've read he actually really genuinely loves fans.

                                                                    There's a reason he's reddit's favorite person.

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                                                                        [–]BeastBellies 1270 points1271 points  (24 children)

                                                                        Both have great style, looks like they could swap clothes.

                                                                        [–]ResplendentShade 259 points260 points  (9 children)

                                                                        That's a good call, tbh OP should've asked him to switch clothes.

                                                                        [–]broohaha 69 points70 points  (1 child)

                                                                        It'd be like swapping jerseys after a soccer game.

                                                                        [–]Dogs_Akimbo 9 points10 points  (2 children)

                                                                        “I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.”

                                                                        [–]Reincarnated_V 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                                                        how do you know they didn't already🤔

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                                                                          [–]mattenthehat 99 points100 points  (4 children)

                                                                          Honestly I'm getting so much confidence from the fact that even keanu reeves looks like a dingus with his tshirt dangling out from under his riding jacket.

                                                                          [–]AshingKushner 28 points29 points  (0 children)

                                                                          Came here to say that. Knowing that somewhere out there Keanu is also choosing comfort over aesthetics makes me feel like less of a dingus with my t-shirt dangling out from under my riding jacket.

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                                                                            [–]GreasyMcNasty 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                                                                            Agreed. They look like true motorcycle bros. Mad respect to them both for their slick af outfits.

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                                                                              [–]u9Nails 2689 points2690 points  (170 children)

                                                                              Must be a California motorcycle ride. The rest of the world is posting black ice car crash videos.

                                                                              [–]Miss_Speller 159 points160 points  (21 children)

                                                                              I'm guessing it is - it looks like the photo was taken here, which is in the middle of Southern California.

                                                                              [–]70ms 98 points99 points  (14 children)

                                                                              OP mentioned it was on "the 2," which is the Angeles Crest Highway in L.A. County. It runs through the Angeles National Forest. It's a very popular (and gorgeous) scenic drive for Angelenos.

                                                                              [–]umichinsf 28 points29 points  (8 children)

                                                                              I used to live there! Love Angeles Crest. Ambulance 3 times a day on Saturdays and Sundays for motorcycle accidents unfortunately.

                                                                              [–]70ms 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                                                              Yeah, people get into trouble all the time up there! I'm near the Big Tujunga Canyon entrance, so I get a lot of the Citizen alerts. :|

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                                                                                  [–]LetterheadOwn3078 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                                                                  Omg, it’s so windy people are getting cut in half

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                                                                                    [–]FBAHobo 75 points76 points  (6 children)

                                                                                    Today's weather report.

                                                                                    [–]cylonrobot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                                                                                    This made me laugh a bit. It probably helps that I'm in southern California.

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                                                                                      [–]D_left_handed_fapper 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                                                                                      Looking at you, Seattle

                                                                                      [–]Deckard_Didnt_Die 24 points25 points  (0 children)

                                                                                      Luckily we're back to our 50° constant drizzle

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                                                                                        [–]misdirected_asshole 2201 points2202 points  (347 children)

                                                                                        TIL Keanu Reeves is a smoker.

                                                                                        [–][deleted] 1002 points1003 points  (207 children)

                                                                                        Heavy smoker too.

                                                                                        [–]thr33prim3s 740 points741 points  (147 children)

                                                                                        Which he apparently regrets since he cannot seem to kick the habit.

                                                                                        [–]rafaelloaaSurvey 2016 132 points133 points  (5 children)

                                                                                        My uncle started smoking as a teen, before the surgeon generals warning. He tried to quit for decades, stopping for years then always starting back up. He died lung cancer last year.

                                                                                        [–]ShowMeYourT_Ds 767 points768 points  (99 children)

                                                                                        It’s very fucking hard. I quit smoking 10 years ago using chantix.

                                                                                        Even though I quit, and I’m glad I quit. I fucking miss smoking. Not in a controlled nic-fit kind of way.

                                                                                        • I miss smoking on a cold windless night.
                                                                                        • I miss smoking after a good meal.
                                                                                        • I miss smoking when I crack open a cold beer on a warm summer evening.

                                                                                        [–]guijcm 460 points461 points  (57 children)

                                                                                        This is what I wish people understood. I quit three years ago, and people always ask if I get cravings. Sure, sometimes I'll see someone grabbing a smoke, but I don't crave the nicotine, I miss the ritual of lighting up a cigarette and just smoking alone with my thoughts. Smoking one while watching a sunset sitting on the beach; smoking one while camping and looking at the stars. Just watching a cigarette burn in the silence of a cold night at a dark porch did more to my calmness than anything else ever did.

                                                                                        [–]vegan_pirahna 40 points41 points  (8 children)

                                                                                        I quit tree times. And after each try it gets alot easier to quit because i know what to expect and after the third try the cravings are gone. 1st try i was smoke free 1 year, 2nd try 8 months and now going 4 years with no cravings or feel to smoke whatsoever.

                                                                                        [–]Fingerbob73 43 points44 points  (3 children)

                                                                                        Hmmm. I think tree times wooden be enough.

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                                                                                              [–]pjr032 187 points188 points  (30 children)

                                                                                              It’s hard man. My brother got a prescription to help him kick his habit and he said it made him feel worse then when he was smoking. Always irritable, hard to not be depressed, still having cravings every so often but not every few hours. Not as bad as when he was smoking but it takes months and months to really kick it.

                                                                                              Addiction is fucking awful and I don’t wish it upon my worst enemy.

                                                                                              [–]Sorreljorn 48 points49 points  (7 children)

                                                                                              This is what annoys me about these attempts to stop e-cigarettes. As a 2 pack a day smoker, they work, and they work well. I haven't had a craving for a cigarette in years, and while nicotine itself is addicting, walking away from vaping is far easier than cigarettes. There's no guilt involved with them, and 95% less damage to your health if you do cave in.

                                                                                              [–]spokeymcpot 24 points25 points  (4 children)

                                                                                              I just switched to vapes a few months ago only for a bunch of new taxes to kick in just now. It’s almost like they don’t want people to stop smoking. “Almost”

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                                                                                                  [–]appel 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                                                                                                  I believe it, tough habit to kick.

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                                                                                                    [–]sarcasatirony 183 points184 points  (15 children)

                                                                                                    [traps a spider under a cigarette-smoke filled glass]

                                                                                                    Welcome to my life

                                                                                                    [–]Killerderp 98 points99 points  (13 children)

                                                                                                    Constantine right? If so, I can't wait for the new movie!

                                                                                                    [–]AnalBees2 55 points56 points  (8 children)

                                                                                                    Oh shit, they’re making another Constantine?! Fuck yes

                                                                                                    [–]Killerderp 25 points26 points  (4 children)

                                                                                                    Yeah, I'm stoked as well, I love that asshole Constantine! There is also supposedly a show being made for HBO, but I don't think that will have Keanu in it.

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                                                                                                          [–]ellieD 57 points58 points  (5 children)

                                                                                                          Sad!

                                                                                                          Wish he could quit.

                                                                                                          He is such a treasure.

                                                                                                          No judgement. I smoked over 10 years before I stopped.

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                                                                                                            [–]THX-1138_4EB 197 points198 points  (12 children)

                                                                                                            https://i.imgur.com/ULVUyye.jpg

                                                                                                            [–]goobhouse 139 points140 points  (1 child)

                                                                                                            High School Goths during lunch break.

                                                                                                            [–]Beena22 33 points34 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                            That’s 100% what it looks like 🤣

                                                                                                            [–]karateema 9 points10 points  (4 children)

                                                                                                            Who's the other person?

                                                                                                            [–]Arvore 15 points16 points  (3 children)

                                                                                                            Trinity!

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                                                                                                              [–]bebesee 88 points89 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                              He tries VERY hard not to be photographed with a cigarette in his hand if he can help it because he doesn’t want to set a bad example for kids (source: my boyfriend works in the motorcycle industry).

                                                                                                              [–][deleted] 125 points126 points  (7 children)

                                                                                                              He’s getting to character for Constantine 2.

                                                                                                              [–]Nice-Bookkeeper-3378 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                              I’m definitely going

                                                                                                              [–]Bo_Jim 20 points21 points  (4 children)

                                                                                                              John Constantine quit smoking at the end of the first movie.

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                                                                                                                [–]H1Ed1 100 points101 points  (7 children)

                                                                                                                I want to believe he pockets the butts to dispose of them properly.

                                                                                                                [–]FFZombie 34 points35 points  (1 child)

                                                                                                                'Tis what I do. Snuff or roll off the cherry. Make sure its out then roll the rest of the tobacco out and pocket the filter.

                                                                                                                I did this before moving to wildfire country. Nothing takes you out of nature more than seeing litter and cigarette butts are so prevalent.

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                                                                                                                  [–]latitudesixtysix 52 points53 points  (7 children)

                                                                                                                  Brad Pitt chain smokes…

                                                                                                                  [–]Sapowski_Casts_Quen 18 points19 points  (2 children)

                                                                                                                  cmon V, just one won't kill you

                                                                                                                  [–]Strawbz18 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                  It's mandatory to start smoking when you own a motorcycle

                                                                                                                  [–]MachReverb 44 points45 points  (1 child)

                                                                                                                  That's breathtaking

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                                                                                                                    [–]Capt__Murphy 381 points382 points  (6 children)

                                                                                                                    And he got to meet you, too.

                                                                                                                    [–]neverstory 29 points30 points  (5 children)

                                                                                                                    Do you want the mustache on or off?

                                                                                                                    [–]pcweber111 289 points290 points  (10 children)

                                                                                                                    I swear everyone on Reddit has met him but me.

                                                                                                                    [–]vass0922 46 points47 points  (5 children)

                                                                                                                    You are not alone in this world

                                                                                                                    We'll create a support group, though I think over time the group will only get smaller as everybody else gets to meet him but you and I

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                                                                                                                      [–][deleted] 305 points306 points  (3 children)

                                                                                                                      I’m starting to believe there is actually an army robot Keanus that are patrolling the planet. It’s the only logical explanation

                                                                                                                      [–]Crazy-Boysenberry452 56 points57 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                      You kill a man's dog he'll create an army.

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                                                                                                                        [–]TheGreenSleaves 658 points659 points  (30 children)

                                                                                                                        I love how he’s either wearing a jacket too short or a shirt too long

                                                                                                                        [–]metaph0rs 577 points578 points  (14 children)

                                                                                                                        Motorcycle jackets are shorter so they don’t bunch up at the bottom when you’re sitting down riding. That can be especially uncomfortable with thicker material like leather.

                                                                                                                        [–]wtfstudios 190 points191 points  (12 children)

                                                                                                                        Adding to this bit, the back is typically longer for the exact same reasons.

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                                                                                                                          [–]xelabagus 70 points71 points  (10 children)

                                                                                                                          A short skirt and a long jacket?

                                                                                                                          [–]Decentkimchi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                          I love the fact that the jacket looks so old and discoloured from heavy usage. Boots also have that black mark from toe shifter.

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                                                                                                                            [–]AltairsBlade 46 points47 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                            Johnny Fucking Silverhand!

                                                                                                                            [–]richstyle 104 points105 points  (2 children)

                                                                                                                            you guys look like long lost brothers

                                                                                                                            [–]RandyMarsh231 55 points56 points  (3 children)

                                                                                                                            Can someone tell me what kind of boots Keanu has?

                                                                                                                            [–]FlipluciD 60 points61 points  (1 child)

                                                                                                                            I believe I found them. From a Dutch bespoke boot maker Magellan & Mulloy.

                                                                                                                            https://en.bikerboot.eu/c-biker-boot-adventure-denver-brandy-brandy-gents-boot-cream-stitching.html

                                                                                                                            [–]ShesFunnyThatWay 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                            Great ID, thanks. A moto riding boot for sure, the "clutch patch" is distinctive and a nice touch to help with the wear (clearly visible on the left boot).

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                                                                                                                              [–]zer1223 75 points76 points  (2 children)

                                                                                                                              God his hair just looks so glorious

                                                                                                                              [–]FlowJock 62 points63 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                              Keanu or u/suckmymastercylinder ?

                                                                                                                              Both of them are pretty easy on the eyes.

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                                                                                                                                [–]ParienteLejano 282 points283 points  (12 children)

                                                                                                                                OMG who is that guy with keanu? He is handsome

                                                                                                                                [–]FlowJock 49 points50 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                That was my first thought too.

                                                                                                                                [–]BrotherChe 54 points55 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                Found OP's mom's Reddit account

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                                                                                                                                  [–]Vladius28 88 points89 points  (12 children)

                                                                                                                                  John wick smokes!?!

                                                                                                                                  [–]sarcasatirony 82 points83 points  (9 children)

                                                                                                                                  Yes, John Constantine smokes! 😉

                                                                                                                                  [–]smallpoly 45 points46 points  (4 children)

                                                                                                                                  So does John Silverhand

                                                                                                                                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                  He’s fucking dying for nicotine while he’s living in your head. Give the guy a smoke for fucks sake

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                                                                                                                                        [–]zenukeify 21 points22 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                        This man somehow matched Keanu vibe for vibe WOW, legendary photo

                                                                                                                                        [–]Zmodem 46 points47 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                        This guy gives off the absolute aura of simplicity; just forgets how much money he has. The more money that he does earn, the more he can't seem to charitably donate it all fast enough.

                                                                                                                                        Love me some Keanu in the wild.

                                                                                                                                        [–]BearBlaq 68 points69 points  (10 children)

                                                                                                                                        As someone who just started playing cyberpunk 2077, it’s funny that the first post I open after turning the game off has Keanu in it.

                                                                                                                                        [–]HudsonHornetable 27 points28 points  (7 children)

                                                                                                                                        His jacket has an arch symbol to. The same as Jackie’s motorcycle

                                                                                                                                        [–]Division2226 19 points20 points  (2 children)

                                                                                                                                        It's a real motorcycle company owned by Keanu.

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                                                                                                                                            [–]TheLostSkellyton 32 points33 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                            Just two handsome fellas enjoying a bike ride on a nice day.

                                                                                                                                            [–]Crazy-Boysenberry452 18 points19 points  (6 children)

                                                                                                                                            My new bucket list item is randomly running into Keanu Reaves. It seems actually possible.

                                                                                                                                            [–]wetbandit48 11 points12 points  (3 children)

                                                                                                                                            I had a random run-in with him in a very unlikely place…my apartment. Still feels like a weird dream

                                                                                                                                            [–]I_Love_That_Pizza 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                                                                                                                                            Please elaborate

                                                                                                                                            [–]wetbandit48 19 points20 points  (1 child)

                                                                                                                                            I’ve posted about it before. The short version:

                                                                                                                                            I was living in Greenpoint Brooklyn when it was still very industrial…not fancy.

                                                                                                                                            My building had a vestibule. As I opened the door to leave my building a man was sitting in there. Homeless people would occasionally hang in there as only one of the doors was locked.

                                                                                                                                            So as the door opens it makes contact with the man sitting on the ground. He turns up said something like “sorry man”.

                                                                                                                                            I said no problem and walked on by and realized it was 100% Keanu.

                                                                                                                                            It was a brief and very unexpected encounter but perfectly weird enough to make sense.

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                                                                                                                                              [–]ElJefe543 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                              He seems like, if I just ran into him and invited him to go have a beer with me, he totally would.

                                                                                                                                              [–]TestingForTwitter 42 points43 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                              Without knowing him or you, you look like a guy he would genuinely like to hang out with. I hope you guys actually become friends. That would be awesome.

                                                                                                                                              [–]beachbound2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                              Just looked at the ARCH general cost and dang just seeing that bike in person a rarity but to be the man him self. Grab that lotto ticket

                                                                                                                                              [–]martinbogo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                                                                                                                              One of the hazards of taking a motorcycle ride around Los Angeles! He's a very nice person, and I'm glad you got to meet him. I'm sure you both got an opportunity to talk motorcycles till the cows came home.

                                                                                                                                              [–]wrathoftheirkenelite 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                                                                                                                                              OP out here looking like an asian norman reedus and I think that's awesome

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