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Anyways next time your shitty uncle gets obnoxious about gays in the military remind him that the US military was practically founded and organized by this *aggressively* homosexual man named General Friedrich von Steuben and he’s probably the only reason we won the Revolution.
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Butchered that sentence but you get the picture. Army’s been gay since General von Steuben whipped the Continental army into fighting shape during the Revolutionary War.
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Drag shows put on by soldiers during WWII on bases were common and extremely popular
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no one cares about d-day or ww2 anymore because the world it created is both fake and gay.
every man on those boats would have turned around or fought for the other side if he saw what was coming.
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“We take no pleasure in reporting that Cracker Barrel has fallen” might be the funniest sentence ever composed using the English language.
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We take no pleasure in reporting that @CrackerBarrel has fallen.
A once family friendly establishment has caved to the mob.
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Drag Queen Storytime at Tigard Public Library on Sunday, June 11 is cancelled, due to threats of violence and an indication that the safety of the community may be jeopardized.
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What’s incredibly fucking stupid and shitty about this is plenty of dancers are in fact parents and routinely read to their children, just as there are drag performers who are also loving and engaged parents
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Make room for stripper story time!!!
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I’m so fucking angry, these brown shirt jagoffs
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Drag Queen Storytime at Tigard Public Library on Sunday, June 11 is cancelled, due to threats of violence and an indication that the safety of the community may be jeopardized.
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Many people suffer unpleasant effects from hormonal birth control that make it not the right choice for them, but if you see someone making broad statements about how hormonal BC is dangerous and unnatural and unhealthy, you should assume they are a fascist who wants you pregnant
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In any event a predatory and exploitative housing market, stagnant wages and corporate greed are the biggest villains
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My most NIMBY-coded opinion is that gentrification is real and shitty but there’s a difference between working-class white folks moving to affordable neighborhoods bc it’s within their budget and yuppies buying a fixer upper in that same neighborhood bc they want the cred
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No matter how fancy the dish I prepare it always winds up looking like a single mom on a school night in Wisconsin plated it for her eight year old
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If there was only one (1) conspiracy theory about the Jews I wish was true it’s this one. I wish we were rich. We’d get so much good done.
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Starting an OnlyFans where for a low price I will identify the rocks your child has picked up in the park so they’ll stop bugging you about it.
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I broke down and bought a phone jail for shabbos and heavy workload days when I can’t afford distractions, review TK
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This meme only works if you don’t have to atone for your tweets every Yom Kippur and promise God you will tweet better while knowing you’re about to tweet a photo of bagels captioned “showing hole” at the break fast
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What face will you make when God brings up your tweets? Memes/GIFs only. twitter.com/blkgrlbrillian…
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"Run for President" should not be a little button you can press to get a bunch of free publicity with no downsides.
I can see why Yang, in particular, holds this view, but sorry, no.
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The media hit pieces on Marianne Williamson are out of control.
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I own a drying rack! I use it weekly for undergarments, high-Lycra content garments and my premium denim! I am not waiting 72 hours with this thing propped up in my living room to dry some bath towels, no.
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Call me a bourgeois American pig, I’m not fucking drying my duvet covers on this
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to all my americans who seem to think you can only air dry clothes outside, here is the 
drying rack (which you can have inside, which many ppl do have inside) twitter.com/lingerie_addic…
drying rack (which you can have inside, which many ppl do have inside) twitter.com/lingerie_addic…
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After my mom died I found hundreds of receipts from money she sent Pat Robertson & Creflo Dollar with prayers for me to have a better life. A single mom working nights, tricked to give from the little she had for small glimmers of hope. I won’t mourn pat robertson
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I am seriously considering having pockets REMOVED from a couple dresses because they so thoroughly ruin the line of the dress
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I must speak my truth: the whole “it has POCKETS” craze for women’s wear has led a lot of clothing manufacturers to add poorly constructed and placed pockets on garments and it’s led to so much weird bunching and gaping on otherwise nice dresses I regret my initial enthusiasm
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YouTube pays creators a lot less than OnlyFans and is advertised in exactly the same way to content creators
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YouTuber Blaire White says the way sex work on OnlyFans is depicted in public makes it out to be a “pyramid scheme”.
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highly encourage anyone who believes this to look up what sort of assets you're allowed to have and still receive end of life care via medicaid
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White millennials are gonna get conservative as fuck when they inherit their boomer parents houses, wealth, and connections. Believe me now, quote me later.
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I…. genuinely stunned
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Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT RULES AGAINST ALABAMA'S DEFENSE OF REPUBLICAN-DRAWN ELECTORAL MAP CHALLENGED BY BLACK VOTERS AS RACIALLY DISCRIMINATORY
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Honestly I’ve found some of my favorite TikTokers in archaeology and history following stitches of his videos where actual academics tear his videos to shreds, they are SO bad
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I fucking hate this guy so much his scholarship is just *insultingly* poor
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Retaliatory Patriotism is a powerful thing. I don’t want healthcare and guns solved to make America better, I want it so euros have less to snark about
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It’s cool how right wing twitter has just collectively made up a story about Megan Fox’s three kids being trans
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Three trans children = malignant narcissist mother. twitter.com/benshapiro/sta…
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Portlander what are we doing. Let’s rustle up some signs and wear all our rainbow clothes, I’m dead serious.
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Chuds are targeting drag story hour at Tigard Library on Sunday. Show up! Support Tigard Library! Support Poison Waters!! @IwriteOK @clairewillett @alex_zee
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Simply love it when it’s summer and I can either keep my windows open to enjoy the cool night air while listening to 3+ domestic violence incidents per week OR shut the windows and run the AC all night to the tune of $150 per month
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The way non-Jews outnumber Jews on this site contributes greatly to the way discourse is shaped here. See the amount of support for the tweet calling out Derek here and the amount of support he is getting.
It's easy to let these numbers fool you, since we are always outnumbered.
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Could you explain how my tweet is anti-Semitic?
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Watched a documentary last night where a woman's husband cleaned the bathroom so well that she knew he had murdered someone and turned him in
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A mom died by suicided 9 days after giving birth to twins.
We — as a society — don't treat postpartum depression with as much urgency as it requires. I had the darkest thoughts I've ever had in my life after giving birth. I scared myself.
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