Putting together my six-year-old's Yale admissions packet and mentioning that he initiated the Gorilla That Is Also A Mermaid project
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She is the ideal person to pilot my proposed approach to criminal justice (that is, funny crimes should be legal)
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That and the letter she wrote as a child about how she wanted to revolutionize an industry
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You would not believe how many castles I developed schematics for
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yes, i feel i should have an honorary architecture degree from somewhere important for all the different ways i drew my own house
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File photo of Holmes as a childpic.twitter.com/Tcdtq9N3NL
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Whoa. She looks exactly like a cab driver I had once.
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My child wrote a letter to his favorite football coach with some ideas for the next game, It’s possible he was actually an Assistant Coach.
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I sent a full parody of MASH to MAD magazine when I was nine. That didn’t make me the youngest humor writer in America.
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