Biden says he wants unity, yet he won’t immediately capitulate to Republican demands. Curious! twitter.com/pklinkne/statu
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Not even the Lord God himself can save us from these grifting dolts
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'why didn't the people making the rules adhere to their own rules enough as they were tested in ways that have never required testing before,' I write in a flopsweat, convinced that this massive spam of tweets will finally get me that gig on fox like glem
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The negotiation experts have logged on
The replies to every tweet about Elon Musk offer valuable insight into how Jonestown happened
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He [Elon] seems to really throw himself at his loves. Lovely to see such delicious passion manifest for what seems to be for the good! 
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Perfect summation of the Republican MAGA Suckers and Losers mindset
I.e. some Americans are worth more than others. Some Americans aren't worth fighting for, aren't worth bringing home, should just be left in a foreign prison
Rotten apple here don't fall far from the tree
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I do loves me a good teens-going-wild moral panic
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City mags of that general era just knew how to do covers
Cocaine bear looks great, but I would also watch a movie about a possum who eats an indica gummy and just sits there
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Never in a million years did I think the Dems would hold the Senate, let alone actually add a seat. Incredible to see the GOP flush winnable seats down the toilet thanks to ridiculous candidate choices.
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Warnock's reelection gives the Democrats a clear 51-49 majority in the Senate, simplifying committee assignments and not having to rely on a tiebreaking vote by @VP Kamala Harris to pass legislation.
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This is unintentionally hilarious
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Walker’s loss will almost certainly lead to soul-searching for a Republican Party that must decide how firmly to tether itself to a former president who has now absorbed powerful political blows in three successive cycles, say @jonathanweisman & @mayaaking nytimes.com/live/2022/12/0
fox news just cost the republican party another election they wouldve otherwise won
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Anyone who thinks this site can be a place for civil debate where people are persuaded to change their minds through logic and reason is kidding themselves. At best this app is for jokes and at worst it's for polluting your mind until your family stops inviting you to things.
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Yep, nope, can’t see any dystopian medical policy happening here in the U.S.A., our vigorous right wing is here to prevent anyone from being subjected to coercion and suffering in the name of ideology
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Being a conservative is just a daily parade of proudly declaring mundane parts of life that terrify you and waiting to be congratulated for your bravery
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“I love Hitler!”
“Dick pics!”
“Throw away the Constitution!”
Kanye. Elon. Trump.
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The thing to understand about the Hunter Biden laptop story was that it was SUPPOSED to be the Trump campaign’s “October Surprise.”
Mainstream media and social media were supposed to take the bait and focus on the appearance of scandal for the last weeks of the election.
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Nate speaks from experience
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One of the more understated risks from AI is that it comes up with medicore answers that people mistake for being brilliant.
One thing articulates well in this discussion: there ARE issues that uniquely face trans people. It would be great if they were covered with some sensitivity & background knowledge! Instead it's the same outside-looking-in BS again & again.
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I feel like we’re close to cracking the mystery of whether the man who grew up wealthy from Apartheid might be racist
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what a revolutionary digital salon this site is when one of the richest people in the world can swap conspiracy theories with a man completely covered in ants
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“…will even have coverage on Mars”
Hahahahahhahahaaaaaaaahahahahhahaha
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Elon fanboys are going apeshit for a product that does not and never will exist
I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for $1,000, Mayim
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Since I'm a nice person, I invited my liberal family member to Thanksgiving tomorrow.
She texted me these conditions:
No conservative news
No swearing
No meat
Masks worn by all
How should I respond? I'm trying to be nice
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Vile troll
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.@JennaEllisEsq on the Club Q shooting. The “people killed in the nightclub that night, there is no evidence/that they were Christians. Assuming they have not accepted the truth/affirmed Christ as the lord of their life they are now reaping the consequences of eternal damnation.”
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There are two types of people in the modern age: those who are like, “I downloaded an app for that” and those who are like, “I’ve started churning my own butter.”
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Your lifetime pass to Coachella is stuck in NFT hell boingboing.net/2022/11/21/you
Two of the five people murdered at Club Q in Colorado were trans. They were murdered on trans day of remembrance. My heart is so heavy with the immense loss our community is suffering right now. But mostly, I'm so angry and filled with rage.
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Much of the moral panic over “cancel culture” is a reaction to precisely this: Traditionally marginalized groups have gained enough influence and, crucially, have acquired the technological means to affect the political debate.
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This photo is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard these men with respect, or disgust?
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This photo is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard these men with respect, or disgust?
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Gotta give T Swift’s publicists credit, they did an excellent job insulating her from any responsibility for the ticket debacle
lol, lmao
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No way. Nobody noticed this washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/
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If you "abort" a baby at full term, isn't that just "giving birth"?
In a more general sense, this is why I feel the internet as a whole is a net negative for humanity
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twitter was always the platform that afforded us the highest level of extended intellectual and emotional engagement with people we didn’t have in-person access to. that’s always been its grandest gift and greatest flaw.
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You know, maybe inheriting apartheid cash isn’t a skillset.
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oh cool another poorly-sourced trans panic story where every bigot on this hellsite can congregate to puke together
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Please, keep running on this banal shit. It worked so well for you during the last election.
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Hunter Biden's laptop is REAL.
wow it's almost like "sex" is more complex than just "human procreation"
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Ben Shapiro says even Martians would be opposed to same-sex marriage: "You could be a visitor from Mars and you could see that all of human procreation relies on man, woman, child"
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In a bold move to make Twitter 2.0 more profitable, Elon has decided to change the culture and working conditions at Twitter HQ to more closely resemble the diamond mines that made him rich in the first place.
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Dude’s like “you deserve a president who cares about policy, governance, and running an executive branch” and then provides this hot dumpster fire trash as supporting evidence.
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You've seen it with DeSantis. Covid, Parental Rights in Education Act, taking on Disney, "where woke goes to die." The Florida governor picks big and consequential fights and focuses his time, energy, and efforts on those.
washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/
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