Do NOT interact with anyone using the MAP flags!!!
i cant believe people think that it’s okay to be a pedo??
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Do NOT interact with anyone using the MAP flags!!!
i cant believe people think that it’s okay to be a pedo??
summary eddie gets very, very good at fucking you the way you like it [5.1k]
warnings smut, 18+ please no minors, fem!reader, p in v sex, oral both receiving, praise kink, best friend!eddie, best friends with benefits, eddie pining for r, mutual pining, giggly sex, a part 2 to this but u dont have to read it lol
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“Bye, kids!” Eddie’s uncle calls, swiftly followed by the sound of the door shutting. The night shift begins.
You shout, “Bye, Mr. Munson!”
Eddie can see from the way your back is a little straighter that you’re waiting to see if he’s making a move tonight. The brilliant thing about being your friend is that Eddie’s content to spend time with you doing anything, not just fucking – a newer extension of your friendship, a good one – but still. Two young adults, a lot of hormones, and a natural chemistry? It’s kind of hard to resist it anytime you’re alone.
You sit further down the bed, the sheets pulled over your legs. The summer heat has finally broken into a cooling fall. Almost two months of lazy, hot sex later and Eddie’s working out everything that you like. One example, you like to be dragged around. Never cruel, but dragged the same, Eddie hooks his hands under your arms without saying anything and pulls you into the space between his legs, your back to his chest.
“C'mere,” he says, like he hasn’t manhandled you exactly where he wants you to be.
You drop your head back onto his shoulder and it’s like an electric shock, your easy smile, your wide eyes. “All of ten seconds. You don’t have much patience.”
“I’ll show you patience,” he says, quick to dive into the juncture of your neck.
He doesn’t bother with chaste kisses, lips parted and teeth scratching against delicate skin as he mouths into the spot he knows you like most. You hiss, “Fuck, Eddie,” almost scolding to his everlasting amusement, grabbing for his hands where they’ve stayed wrapped around your abdomen.
“You want to?” he asks between scraping kisses.
Your hand tightens around his as he starts to suck, intending on marking you up, something pretty to look at while he fucks you later, he reasons. Anything to not be staring at your mouth.
Pairing: Eddie Munson x Reader
Word Count: 15k
Summary:
The popular girl mingling with the school’s freak should have been outrageous. Yet you chose him as a quick escape from reality because he seemed to be the only person able to give you what you needed. You had no idea that the escape he offered you would turn into something so much more complicated.
Warnings: Smut, Unprotected Sex, drugs, feels, lots of words
Available on: AO3
Sequel: Part 2
A/N: Okay this author’s note is a little longer but please take the time to read it!
When I started this I just wanted to write a small smut fic but Eddie somehow started to have a life on his own and wanted to get feelings and character development in here.
I know that 15k words is very intimidating, especially for people like me with a short attention span. Here on Tumblr, you have the whole fic in one go. The chapters are seperated with bold and italic lyric parts so you can just read one part and take a break if necessary.
For more reading comfort I would recommend you to check the AO3 link above, I seperated this into actual chapters on there cuz it’s easier to do than here on Tumblr.
Enjoy!
Everybody wants to know
If we fucked on the bathroom sink
How your hands felt in my hair
If we were high on amphetamines
“Fuck,” you moaned and the fist in his long hair got even tighter.
He didn’t seem to mind at all.
You had no idea how you ended up here. You were supposed to cheer on the basketball team with your friends, support the cheerleading squad because your best friend was currently a member there.
It was supposed to be a fun night.
And yet you were here in the men’s bathroom furthest away from the gym and the game.
With Eddie Munson.
i feel like everyone’s talking about it but my head is so full of pussydrunk eddie.
like the idea that the second he gets inside you his brain just turns off and he needs to take deep breaths because he can’t quite understand how you feel so. fucking. good? like you start to stroke his hair where he’s like folded over you, “you okay, baby?” and he just whimpers into your neck and nods a little,, when he’s gathered the strength he starts fucking you and you can see that glassy look in his eyes and the noises !! oh god the noises he makes because he genuinely can’t help it, he doesn’t even realise he’s doing it,, you’re his personal slice of heaven and he feels so lucky.
summary Steve wants a date with Max’s older sibling. You want Max to be happy. It doesn’t hurt that he’s good looking. [3k]
warnings fluff, first date, steve is a pining mess, mutual pining, max is a baby angel sweetheart that deserves the world, gn!reader, mayfield!reader, mentions of domestic violence not graphic, pre-s4, some s4 spoilers, requested here
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“Bribery is a felony,” Max says, looking up at Steve with her solemn eyes.
Steve leans against the store window behind him. Family Video glows red, painting the young girl in neon crimson, her auburn hair aflame. He knows she’s playing hardball — there has to be something a sixteen year old girl wants enough to accept a bribe, even if that bribe is to secure a date with Max’s hot older sibling.
Steve tries to be very patient. If he gets hysterical Max will react with sarcasm and ridicule, and Steve will lose.
“There has to be something you want.”
“Enough to serve up my sibling like a piece of meat? Classy.”
“Not serving up! I just want a date. One date. Or a phone number, I’m not picky.”
“Y/N isn’t interested in boys.”
“At all, or just me?”
Max, sitting on the hood of Steve’s car with her skateboard across her knees, grins. “Just you.”
“And they said this to you?” he asks incredulously.
“In a way,” Max says.
He’s quickly at the end of his rope, tipping his head back, mouth open in indignation. “You’re hurting my feelings.” He scrubs a hand over his face and then presses his hands together pleadingly. “I would be a perfect gentleman. Dinner, a movie, that’s it.”
“And then a quick soiree at Skull Rock.”
“No!” Steve shouts. After smiling at a startled customer on their way out of the store, he says, “No, of course not.”
Okay but it’s canon that Eddie believes in True Love even if it’s in his own way and I think that is both beautiful and funny as fuck.
Eddie The Freak Munson believes in soulmates essentially and thinks Nancy and Steve are. He hasn’t met Jonathan from our knowledge. So there’s two routes this can go fanfiction wise if we really clutch onto this:
1. Eddie likes Steve but refuses to get between him and Nancy because it’s “true love” and he wants Steve to be happy. Cue Steve falling for a Eddie over the course of a few months and having to convince him he is an option, dammit, Steve can chose his own “true love”. This involves lots of pretending to understand DND, helping Eddie making his campaigns for the kids, concerts where the music is way too loud but also garage rehearsals where Eddie is just gorgeous in his element, and getting Eddie to teach him guitar but he’s just so bad at, “maybe you should get behind me and guide my hands👀” (Bonus points for Jancy or Ronance or even Rojancy endgame on the side)
2. Eddie realises he likes Steve and does everything in his power to convince the universe that they are destined, and that he can be Prince Charming (he ends up more of a damsel in distress with how often he’s jumping into Steve’s arms or throwing a fright trantrum) and Robin helps him because she wants Nancy so bad and if this helps her chances, she’s taking them, sorry Stevie. Steve is just confused to why Eddie keeps giving him mixtapes with acronyms that make no sense like IAYDJFITWSK
(“I adore your dumb jock face, I think we should kiss, that should get the point across, right Robin?”
“Shorten it, I’m pretty sure he failed English class.”
“Shorten it…? Oh, okay, yeah, that makes sense.” *follows instructions incorrectly and makes it harder on poor Steve*)
and growing bright bustles of flowers besides his trailer that keep making Eddie’s allergies act up. Steve does like the free flowers tho, good gift for his parents as well as Joyce, Mrs Sinclair and Mrs Wheeler.
Eddie Munson x Reader.
(TW: Smut, baby talk, baby making, baby everything. Reader and Eddie are out of high school/college in the big world, all over 18)
After years of failed relationships and trying to make things work, you had reached a breaking in your life. You’ve decided you wanted a baby, but not just with anyone, but with your best friend: Eddie Munson, who happens to want the same thing as you do. A baby.
Chapter 1. (Coming soon!)
Chapter 2.
Chapter 3.
Chapter 4.
Chapter 5.
Chapter 6.
Chapter 7.
Pairing: Steven Grant x female reader (hints of Marc Spector x female reader)
Summary: Something strange is going on with Steven. Or alternatively: how you fix your relationship by giving Steven the sloppiest office blowjob ever.
Rating: really fucking explicit
Warning/content: unease around male character, inappropriate office behaviour, blowjob, semi-public sex. Please do not attempt to re-enact this, it will land you with HR.
Word Count: 9.3k (guys this was meant to be a short interlude... idek)
[PART ONE] [Series Masterlist] [Tag List and Masterlist]
Something is wrong.
You’re naked in your boyfriend’s bed—the very same bed where he took you apart some hours ago, desperate, worshipful mouth pressed tight between your thighs. But now he’s staring down at you, that very same mouth set in an almost-disdainful line, eyes flat and blank.
It’s like looking in a funhouse mirror and seeing a distorted reflection of reality. So many of the peripheral things are the same but the essence is different somehow. Off in a way that has your heart pounding loud in your ears.