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John’s Art Direction: No, see, boss, it’s not pornographic – it’s surrealism!
Published 1970
I give this a Bruce Forsyth and a Bullseye.
Many thanks to John!
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John’s Art Direction: No, see, boss, it’s not pornographic – it’s surrealism!
Published 1970
I give this a Bruce Forsyth and a Bullseye.
Many thanks to John!
It has been a while since we’ve had an Honourable Mention post, so following are some of the recent doozies that didn’t meet our strict, fiercely-enforced rules for cover submissions. Enjoy!
Leah Comments: I know it’s a tie-in, but this is definitely worthy of an Honorable Mention. That lettering is not actually black, it is bright orange metallic foil. I think it says a great deal that the picture is an accurate depiction of the featured aliens.
Leah Comments: Another Honorable-Mention-worthy tie-in. Working title: ‘Attack of the Fifty-Foot Fop’.
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Joachim Comments: A French cat woman? There’s so much wrong with this cover.
Bibliomancer Comments: I don’t think it’s technically science fiction. But Lordy, is this a bad cover.
Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: Hey, lady, you’ve got something in your mouth…no, other side.
Published 2016
Good Show Sir Comments: It’s a Two-Fer Tuesday – Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow Edition!
#1 No Shoes, No Shirt … No Problem!
#2 Your boyfriend needs to wash his hands first.
Published 1956 and 1970
Lillie Awesome Comments: “I’m not going to chicken out this time…I’m going to ask the dreamy Earthman to the Robot Spring Formal…just put it out there…the worst he can say is no, and anyway, I’ve got a lot going for me; he could do way worse…Omigosh omigosh omigosh – here he comes! O.k., just be cool…”
Published 1955
Good Show Sir Comments: Fun fact. For some reason I am reminded that he Latin word for “sword sheath” is vagina.
Published 1986
Leah Comments: Another beaut from my personal collection. Fairly good book, but the protagonists (human woman and psychic alien cat) don’t look like that. First, I’ve never seen a living, healthy adult human being with such a tiny head. Second, they’re both pregnant in this volume of the series. No sign of that here. Also, the text never says anything about the cat having a double chin.
Published 1995
William Comments: Here is the church … here is the steeple … open the doors … see the Village People!
Published 1989
Good Show Sir Comments: In response to yesterday’s German Sex-Robot Extravaganza, we’ve just received this Italian submission. One can only imagine what the Japanese are publishing in this genre.
Published 1998
Thanks to Armando for sending this in.
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