Art Director: Listen, “rog,” turns out we’ve only got one “m” left for the cover. So we can either call it Time Trap or Tie Tramp. But you can’t have Time Tramp..
“rog”: Ok, but can we at least give her a third eye and a third nipple?
Art Director: We’re good with the eye. Out of luck with the nipple. Only got two of those left.
Vintage flash gun maybe? “Bow to us, humans, or we’ll put a really bright light in your eyes for a fraction of a second! And then again, once it eventually resets!”
The line that comes to mind is that of the succubus Lucretia in Krakow comics (see tvtropes), who has three eyes. When a guy stares at her eyes too much, she says, ‘hey, my boobs are down here’
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January 18th, 2017 at 1:05 pm
Watch out! She’ll shoot us with her cathode ray gun!
January 18th, 2017 at 1:16 pm
I’m guessing the art department ran out of the letter “M,” as the original title was “Time Tramp.” I would also guess that gadget vibrates.
January 18th, 2017 at 1:37 pm
In a moment, she steps behind the curtain, puts on her fur suit, and creates human ability.
January 18th, 2017 at 1:42 pm
Unsurprisingly she is up to no good.
http://tommcnulty.blogspot.com/2014/06/time-trap-by-rog-phillips.html
January 18th, 2017 at 1:42 pm
‘Informing him to act quick and maintain anonymity, he and Joe vanish and after some experiments, travel to 1999…While walking the streets, they find that not much has changed, and, clothing styles of the 1950s are apparently once more fashionable, to the point that they practically blend in.’ Horrifically, the worlds first time travel experiment deposits its innocent pilots right in the middle of proto-hipster culture!
January 18th, 2017 at 1:48 pm
This must be something like a have-a-heart trap.
January 18th, 2017 at 2:37 pm
I can accept the third eye, but her taste in clothing is hideous!
January 18th, 2017 at 2:56 pm
Diana Dors achieves Nirvana. Or else.
January 18th, 2017 at 2:57 pm
@THX: The Dors of Perception?
January 18th, 2017 at 3:17 pm
Art Director: Listen, “rog,” turns out we’ve only got one “m” left for the cover. So we can either call it Time Trap or Tie Tramp. But you can’t have Time Tramp..
“rog”: Ok, but can we at least give her a third eye and a third nipple?
Art Director: We’re good with the eye. Out of luck with the nipple. Only got two of those left.
January 18th, 2017 at 3:40 pm
You know, I suspect this was based on a specific image of old Goon Show punchline Sabrina http://nylon.net/sabrina/pages/mag-66-photos!.htm. She was hardly camera-shy so finding the exact one would take more time than I can be bothered expending https://www.pinterest.com/dlgauci/sabrina/
January 18th, 2017 at 3:54 pm
The most sophisticated invention of the future is whatever that thing is that’s holding her veil together.
January 18th, 2017 at 4:31 pm
If I bought that I’d be really disappointed that it didn’t come with a centrefold.
January 18th, 2017 at 4:32 pm
She looks like she just wandered out of a “Middle Eastern” or “Indian” themed costume party – the theme park versions of both those cultures.
I’ve no idea what to make of the overpowered flashlight, though.
January 18th, 2017 at 4:38 pm
@Anna: that flashlight can barely manage a ‘Ting!’ or four, nevermind a beam.
January 18th, 2017 at 9:42 pm
Vintage flash gun maybe? “Bow to us, humans, or we’ll put a really bright light in your eyes for a fraction of a second! And then again, once it eventually resets!”
January 18th, 2017 at 10:03 pm
Hang on, 1949?
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Ah https://spectrelibrary.wordpress.com/2016/09/08/time-trap-by-rog-phillips-atlas-publications-1956/
So she’s a cinema usherette from 1999 lost in 1956, 1951 and 1949.
January 18th, 2017 at 11:50 pm
I can’t tell if the eye in her forehead is the same color as the other two. Why that matters, I don’t know, but it bothers me…
January 19th, 2017 at 12:08 am
@Tat 9: Ah, you’ve trumped me! Not like that. We need a new word for it now, don’t we?
January 19th, 2017 at 1:11 am
@HBw: When the eye on your head looks so static and dead, that’s a time trap! 😉
January 19th, 2017 at 1:27 am
@DSWBT – She used so much mascara and eyeliner on the other two eyes there was nothing left for the third one.
January 19th, 2017 at 3:12 am
Pity the poor author who can’t even get the publisher to capitalize his name.
January 19th, 2017 at 3:15 am
When the blonde looks so sly
With her giant third eye
Thaaaat’s a time trap!
January 20th, 2017 at 6:35 am
The line that comes to mind is that of the succubus Lucretia in Krakow comics (see tvtropes), who has three eyes. When a guy stares at her eyes too much, she says, ‘hey, my boobs are down here’