Old School Cool Hip Hop Playlist

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The Netherworld Welcomes Jeff Hanneman

Homer Simpson salutes Jeff

The Netherworld Welcomes Jeff Hanneman

by

The Spooky Guy

We musicians of the Netherworld is pleased to make welcome to Jeff Hanneman from Slayer. While this is a sad day in the material world for those who enjoy good music, it is a great day for us Undead Metalheads!

Jeff was bitten by a venomous spider in 2011, which caused Necrotizing Fasciitis in his arm. Some of us fellow undead metalheads suggested to him that Necrotizing Fasciitis is a cool name for a band, but he looked at us as if he might wish to open a can of Whoop Ass on us.

Jeff was born January 31, 1964. He departed the material world on May 2, 2013 from cirrhosis of the liver.

We shall be having a show in Jeff's honor on May 12 at 6 PM at Abezethibou Auditorium. Such bands as The Ghastly Crüe, Lynyrd Skynyrd Reanimated, Mystik Spiral, my own band Ectoplasm Attack, and, of course, Death Cheese, will be on hand to honor Jeff, and he plans to jam with each of us.

Jeff has asked us to clear up something, and I am glad to do so. For those idiots which think that Slayer was a band of Nazis, here is Jeff's own words regarding their song Angel of Death.

"Nothing I put in the lyrics that says necessarily he (Josef Mengele) was a bad man, because to me - well, isn't that obvious? I shouldn't have to tell you that."

Jeff plans on working to form a new band here in the Netherworld following a brief rest. He is looking for "some kick-ass spirits or demons or whatever who want to play heavy, loud, and nasty."

This sort of thing sounds familiar to me!

I shall leave you with Slayer to finish this report.

The Spooky Guy

for

Rattling Bones Undead Musician Magazine

and 

FOGNL/UNDEAD Media Services

Cross-Posted to:

RBUMM

Undead in the Netherworld

Lafayette the Cat does not care for this song. He was looking for the source of the noise.
Raymond the Cat slept through it.

Dr. Who Plays Hide and Seek

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Dr. Who and Pals Play Hide And Seek

by Mickey Ratt

Hey, Death Cheese Fans! No, it ain't Death Cheese, but it's a pretty cool pitcher anyways, see? Check it out! Dr. Who and some frenemies wuz havin' fun lettin' off steam by playing some hide and seek in the 666 Acre Wood behind the Netherwoild Hotel, see?

Everyone's real noivous about the VILE Awards ceremony tomorrow nite, see? Will Death Cheese finally bring home the gold plated Symbol of Ultimate Vileness? Or will the fellas (and new gal Peggy Sue) be passed over again? We'll know tomorrow, see?

If Death Cheese don't take the VILE award this year, heads are gonna roll, see? Between Axe Man's axe and Peggy Sue's claws, teeth, an' tail, I think the band's makin' the Vogons an offer they can't refuse, see?

Mickey Ratt

Publisher

Rattling Bones Undead Musician Magazine

 

Cross-posted to Undead in the Netherworld

The Extraterrestrials of Death Cheese

All new Fan Club exclusive poster of the Extraterrestrials of Death Cheese

Extraterrestrials of Death Cheese Feature Poster a Real Winner

by

Warren Wraith

Hey Death Cheese Devotees! Warren Wraith here. I'm so excited to present to you this all new Fan Club Exclusive poster, featuring the Extraterrestrials of Death Cheese! 

We have all your old space-going favorites including Death Cheese bassist Buzzoff Byakhee, who hails from the Great Halls of Celaeno.

Soggy, the Servitor of the Outer Gods, is High Piper to Great Azathoth and of course provides the primeval and timeless tuneage which makes Death Cheese unique.

From the planet Shaggai, we have Buzzin Shan, who provides the incredible turntable and reverb effects that make the Death Cheese sound like no other.

And last but far from least, we have new Death Cheese member, the beautiful and deadly Ms. Peggy Sue Unearthly, a stunning Xenomorph queen whose vocals could cut glass and whose claws could shred the living hell out of any enemy.

The other members of Death Cheese discovered Peggy Sue while hanging out at the Bitter Dregs lounge on Satanus 12, a planetoid in the Megrez Asteroid Belt. She was belting out the Death Cheese classic "Tear Down the Zoo." The boys were suitably impressed. 

It was Buzzoff who suggested that Death Cheese could benefit from adding a female vocalist to the mix. The band's Xenomorph Hordes have gone wild for Peggy Sue, as has Axe Man. Rumor has it that Death Cheese's main axe slinger and badass new chanteuse have a thing going on. But this shouldn't surprise real Death Cheese fans. Peggy Sue would never settle for less than the baddest of bad boys, and Axe always gets the hottest females.

This Ultimate Extraterrestrial Cool Poster is on its way to Death Cheese fan club members right now. Not a fan club member yet? What the hell are you waiting for? For the tiny fee of just 66,666 Quatloos a year, you get exclusive merchandise like this incredible poster, plus insane discounts on a lot of other amazing swag. Don't hesitate--join the wickedest club in the Cosmos and Get You Some!

Warren Wraith

President, Death Cheese Hordes

Cross-posted to Undead in the Netherworld

Star Dust: Drug of Choice among Xenomorphs

 

Xenomorphs are no longer content to get shitfaced on toxic waste. They have discovered Star Dust, and now many of them are tripping balls at Death Cheese shows. Axe Man is on record as saying that he is against the use of Star Dust.

"It totally counteract effect of brutal music of Death Cheese!" the Axe Slinger says.

It's true that without the raging mosh pits, Death Cheese's shows have been far less destructive lately. Will the Bug Busters Security Force find themselves out of a job with these new, peacenik, hippie Xenomorphs floating around?

 

--Evil Ed

Ministry: Stigmata

stronger than reason
stronger than lies
the only truth I know
is the look in your eyes
the look in your eyes

just like a car crash
just like a knife
my favourite weapon
is the look in your eyes
you've run out of lies

you've run out of lies
you've run out of lies
you've run out of lies
you've run out of lies
you've run out of lies
you've run out of lies
there's a ton locked in your empty eyes
get out of my life

I'm chewing on glass
and eating my fingers
I'm not the one
who's run out of lies
lies

you've run out of lies
you've run out of lies
you've run out of lies
you've run out of lies
you've run out of time

cutting my face
and walking on splinters
I lost my soul
to the look in your eyes
your eyes

you ran out of lies
you ran out of lies
you ran out of lies
you ran out of time

stigmata!

o, you have empty eyes
they tell me nothing, nothing but lies

Happy Flyday

Buzzin of Death Cheese wishes everyone a Happy Flyday

Buzzin, Buzzoff, and Soggy are probably the most sedate members of Death Cheese. They like to get crazy onstage, but offstage they keep it cool. With all the madcap stuff going on lately, Buzzin wants to spread a little much needed hope and cheer. He wishes all of Death Cheese's fans a happy and peaceful Flyday.