Each war has its victims.
Plot
Harry Tasker leads a double life. At work he is a government agent with a license to do just about anything, while at home he pretends to be a dull computer salesman. He is on the trail of stolen nuclear weapons that are in the hands of fanatic terrorists when something more important comes up. Harry finds his wife is seeing another man because she needs some adventure in her life. Harry decides to give it to her, juggling pursuit of terrorists on one hand and an adventure for his wife on the other while showing he can Tango all at once.
Keywords: 1990s, action-hero, affair, agent, anti-arab, anti-terrorism, artifact, automobile, black-bra, black-bra-and-panties
When he said I do, he never said what he did.
Gib: Care to tango?::Faisil: Yes, I would.::Harry: Assholes.
[Harry has just returned from Helen's office and is shell-shocked]::Harry: Helen... Helen...::Gib: Helen...?::Harry: Helen...::Gib: It's got something to do with Helen, I'm guessing.::Harry: Helen...::Harry: Helen... is having an affair!::Gib: Welcome to the club, man!
[about Harry's daughter]::Gib: Do you think she's still a virgin?::Harry: Dont be ridiculous, she's only - -what is she now?::Gib: She's fourteen!::Harry: She's fourteen years old!::Gib: Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.
[Harry is under the influence of a truth serum]::Samir: Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?::Harry: Yeah. I'm going to kill you pretty soon.::Samir: I see. How, exactly?::Harry: First I'm going to use you as a human shield. Then I'm going to kill this guard over here with the Patterson trocar on the table. And then I was thinking about breaking your neck.::Samir: And what makes you think you can do all that?::Harry: You know my handcuffs?::Samir: Mmm-hmm.::Harry: [holds up his hands] I picked them.::[Samir gasps. Harry springs up from his chair and grabs Samir, using him as a shield while he kills the guard, then breaks Samir's neck]
Gib: Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?
Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.::Spencer Trilby: Why?::Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.
[to Dana, who's wearing a helmet]::Gib: Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.
Harry: [holding Simon at the edge of an aquaduct] Son of a bitch, Did you think you can elude us forever, Carlos, huh?::Simon: Hey, you got the wrong guy! My name's Simon! Just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your...::[Harry and Gib remove their masks]::Simon: face. No, no, no I didn't see it, I didn't see it!::[realizes that it is Harry]::Simon: Oh, it's you! Hey, you still interested in that 'Vette at all?::Gib: Hey, Carlos? Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well documented.::Simon: No...::Gib: -Oh, yeah.::Simon: No...::Gib: Oh, yeah!::Simon: No!::Gib: OH, YEAH!::Simon: No, I sell cars! That's all! C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun, I'd...::Harry: [Harry takes his gun out and points it in Simon's face]::Simon: [Whining and pleading] Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!::[Harry and Gib gave Simon a weird look, then Simon pees his pants]::Simon: Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh, mercy sir!::Harry: [Disgusted] Get the fuck out of here. Just go, just beat it.::Simon: No, no, as soon as I turn, you're gonna shoot me! You're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me!::Gib: [Gib and Harry get into their van] Get lost, dipshit.::[fires a few rounds into the ground near Simon]
Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it.::Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.
Harry: [trying to translate for Helen what Aziz is saying] In 90 minutes, the holy fire, will light up the skies.::[the terrorists are covering the nuclear warhead with an american flag and cement]::Harry: We will tell the the whole world, that we speak, the truth. No force can stop us now, we're cool, we're badasses, blah, blah, blah.::Helen Tasker: Honey, if we're on an island, why are they using trucks?::Harry: We must be in the Florida Keys. These are the islands that have highways that connect the islands to the mainland.::Helen Tasker: There's no borders, no customs. They can go anywhere in the U.S. They're will be no one to stop them.::Harry: But, us. Here take this::[hands Helen an Uzi]::Helen Tasker: Oh, shit.
Plot
Carlo is in love with Gabriella and he decides to marry her. She agrees but some problems begin when their parents meet. Giuseppe D'Amore and Antonio Cocuzza take at once a dislike to each other and begin fighting over everything. The marriage is then called off and Carlo and Gabriella decide to fly away...
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'Colonel' is usually the highest or second-highest field rank, and is below the general ranks.
With the shift from primarily mercenary to primarily national armies in the course of the seventeenth century, a colonel (normally a member of the aristocracy) became a holder (German Inhaber) or proprietor of a military contract with a sovereign. The colonel purchased the regimental contract — the right to hold the regiment — from the previous holder of that right or directly from the sovereign when a new regiment was formed or an incumbent was killed.[citation needed]