Plot
The beautiful and sex-starved Emmannuelle Prevert just cannot inflame her husband's ardour. In frustration she seduces a string of VIPs, including the Prime Minister and the American Ambassador. A jealous lover gives a list of all her conquests to the national press and a scandal ensues. But will she ever manage to get her own husband into bed?
Keywords: airport, ambassador, bare-chested-male, bleeped-dialogue, bodybuilder, british, butler, butt-slap, canon, character-name-in-title
When it comes to foreign affairs .... it's Carry On Emmannuelle
Emile Prevert: I can't straighten anything. I'm completely bent.
Emile Prevert: Why me? You could have Tom, Dick or Harry.::Emmannuelle Prevert: I don't want Tom or Harry!
Mrs. Dangle: Gordon Bennett, they're having a phonographic orgy.
Immigration Officer: What is your purpose of your visit to the United Kingdom?::Emmannuelle Prevert: To make some friends with ze British.::Immigration Officer: Is the purpose of your visit business or pleasure?::Emmannuelle Prevert: Pleasure... definitely.
[Lyons, the butler, meets the Emmannuelle for the first time. She turns up to surprise her husband at the French Ambassador's Residence in Central London]::Lyons: Can I help you?::Emmannuelle Prevert: I am your mistress.::Lyons: Oh my gawd! [Panicked, he slams the door. Pause, to himself:] I don't have a mistress! [Opening the door again:] I don't have a mistress.::Emmannuelle Prevert: You have now! To begin with you can tell the Ambassador that his wife is here!
Emile Prevert: Cheri, Loins...::Lyons: His excellency meant Lyons, madam. My name is Lyons.::Emmannuelle Prevert: I prefer Loins.::Lyons: Likewise, madam.
Emmannuelle Prevert: Turn over!::Emile Prevert: No, no! I don't like.::Emmannuelle Prevert: Emile, I am a woman. I am your wife; you should not have to hide anyway from me.::Emile Prevert: There's not much to hide!
Theodore Valentine: Mother, I've met someone who is very dear to me.::Mrs. Valentine: Was it your Auntie Hilda, dear?::Theodore Valentine: No, mother, I met this girl, this wonderful girl.::Mrs. Valentine: Don't be silly, dear, there's no such thing.::Theodore Valentine: I think I'm in love.::Mrs. Valentine: Nonsense, you're far too young.::Theodore Valentine: I'm thirty-four. And a half.::Mrs. Valentine: You've got your whole life in front of you, you don't want to fritter it away on some slip of a girl!::Theodore Valentine: She's exquisite, I know you'd like her.::Mrs. Valentine: I wouldn't count on it, dear.::Theodore Valentine: I want to marry her.::Mrs. Valentine: Nonsense, I'd never give you my permission.::Theodore Valentine: I don't need your permission, mother.::Mrs. Valentine: You're just like your father! He went off with some slip of a girl and he didn't ask my permission either!
Emmannuelle Prevert: They are very sexy, these guards.::Leyland: When they get a butcher's at you, dear, you'll need to be on guard.::Emmannuelle Prevert: What is the matter with them? They never even looked at me!::Leyland: Well, they're not allowed to, not on duty. Do you know, you could strip in front of one of them and they wouldn't bat an eyelid.::Emmannuelle Prevert: We will see about that. Take me to St. James' palace, Leyland.
Emmannuelle Prevert: Nudity is perfectly natural.::Emile Prevert: No, no! Even Adam and Eve had a fig leaf.
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