Michael Lananna

@mlananna

writer. Storyteller. Human pun machine. Not Don Draper.

Durham, NC
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Uniuse febreiro 2009
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  2. Hai 1 minuto Chapel Hill, NC

    I think by "some water" you mean "an ambulance"

    get some water champ, you survived
  3. Hai 6 minutos

    THANK YOU KANSAS. My quads thank you. My glutes thank you. It's too late for my hammies.

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  4. Hai 12 minutos Chapel Hill, NC

    After this I'll literally never have to move again

    What’s your total calorie count?
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  5. Hai 15 minutos

    YO SOMEONE WIN SO I CAN GET OFF THIS TREADMILL

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    20:53 - 4 xan, 2016 · Detalles
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  6. Hai 19 minutos Chapel Hill, NC

    Honestly I'm making up exercises at this point

    Been watching Oklahoma-Kansas at the gym. Think I've used every machine in this place so I don't have to leave.
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  7. Hai 25 minutos Chapel Hill, NC

    Been watching Oklahoma-Kansas at the gym. Think I've used every machine in this place so I don't have to leave.

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  8. Hai 3 horas

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    Who needs love when you have biscuits?
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  9. Hai 3 horas

    Anytime you're the *first* to do anything for a program like UNC hoops, you know you did something special. What a game for .

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  10. Hai 3 horas

    Sources: Brice Johnson went wacko tonight.

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    Hai 5 horas

    I don't think anyone could watch Marcus Paige and not become a fan. 🐑 📽

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    Hai 7 horas

    It was the today at BA, with the up Wednesday in our

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    13:54 - 4 xan, 2016 · Detalles
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  13. Hai 7 horas

    My favorite Dan Haren () memory -- from my Dodgers days:

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  14. rechouchiou
    Hai 11 horas

    I only hit like 5-7 people on purpose.

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  16. Hai 8 horas

    It was a Peter Cottontail mash-up. I'm an artist.

    Dangit , you've gotten your Johnny Appleseed song stuck in my head!
  17. 4 xan

    Lots of clever responses to the Johnny Nickname tweet. Thank you all for playing. Have a nice evening.

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    Johnny U (Need to get your act together)

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    Johnny Appleseed

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    Johnny Bench

    I'm not sure Johnny Football has actually played enough football to keep that nickname. Maybe Johnny Quest. Or Johnny Bravo.
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    Johnny Be Good

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