Michael Lananna

@mlananna

writer. Storyteller. Human pun machine. Not Don Draper.

Durham, NC
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Joined February 2009
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  2. 16 minutes ago

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    Who needs love when you have biscuits?
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  3. 23 minutes ago

    Anytime you're the *first* to do anything for a program like UNC hoops, you know you did something special. What a game for .

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  4. 32 minutes ago

    Sources: Brice Johnson went wacko tonight.

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    2 hours ago

    I don't think anyone could watch Marcus Paige and not become a fan. 🐑 📽

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    5 hours ago

    It was the today at BA, with the up Wednesday in our

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  7. 5 hours ago

    My favorite Dan Haren () memory -- from my Dodgers days:

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    8 hours ago

    I only hit like 5-7 people on purpose.

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  9. 5 hours ago

    It was a Peter Cottontail mash-up. I'm an artist.

    Dangit , you've gotten your Johnny Appleseed song stuck in my head!
  10. 24 hours ago

    Lots of clever responses to the Johnny Nickname tweet. Thank you all for playing. Have a nice evening.

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    Jan 3

    Johnny U (Need to get your act together)

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    Jan 3

    Johnny Appleseed

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    Jan 3

    Johnny Bench

    I'm not sure Johnny Football has actually played enough football to keep that nickname. Maybe Johnny Quest. Or Johnny Bravo.
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    Jan 3

    Johnny Be Good

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    Jan 3

    He seems to live his life at Johnny Rocket speed. And he comes across as a bit of a hot dog.

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    Jan 3

    Johnny Jagerbomb

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    Jan 3

    Johnny Clipboard

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  18. Jan 3

    I'm not sure Johnny Football has actually played enough football to keep that nickname. Maybe Johnny Quest. Or Johnny Bravo.

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  20. Jan 3 North Carolina, USA

    I feel for DeAngelo Williams. He was one of the NFL's best stories this season.

  21. Jan 3 North Carolina, USA

    Never buying the NFL Sunday Ticket streaming plan again. Rarely smooth. At times unwatchable. works so much better.

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