Both my father and I fought over which actress sang better, Anna Kendrick or Emily Blunt?  I responded, "Both actress can sing well."  My father responded, "Emily Blunt."  After listening to their singing, my father agreed that both actresses are excellent singers.  My father had to pay me $100 for losing that bet.  #mydumbfight

How about the "I'm Gonna Bake Some Brownies and Serve Them with Pot" expression?  If not, then how about the "I'm Too Sexy to Wear a Tie" expression?  What about the "Kiss My Butt, Mr. Vice President" expression?  #obamaexpressions

Taylor Swift not only rocks but also is super sexy, drop-dead gorgeous, totally beautiful, absolutely adorable, brilliantly amazing, stupendously stunning, and perfectly magnificent.  I wish that I had +Taylor Swift's body now.  #taylorswiftfan

Long live Her Majesty the Queen Elizabeth II, the Royal Family, the United Kingdom, the Commonwealth, and all British.  I wish that I had British citizenship.  #isupporthebritish   #godsavethequeen

What a stalwart singing voice by +Jim Cantore!  This song should win the Oscar for "Inclement Winter Weather Song" and get copyright protection.  If there is any inclement, ominous weather anywhere, then Cantore is there to share with us his vehemence for our weather phenomena.  +The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon shared it on national television, and the reaction from +Jimmy Fallon was priceless.  #thundersnow

Wow!  It sounds like President Obama IS a colossal fan of Taylor Swift thanks to this clip featuring a parody of "Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift.  #obamacansing   #taylorswiftfan

One of the waiters at my local Mexican restaurant wanted to use an alias on my ticket.  I replied, "Heck, yeah!  The alias?  Barney Gumbo."  For that alias, I got a free sopapilla with ice cream and received 20% off the ticket.  #myweirdwaiter

My brother once ordered a "chorro" instead of a "churro" at a Mexican restaurant.  Everybody laughed at my brother when he realized that he ordered a Mexican cowboy (chorro) instead of the dessert (churro).  My brother felt completely embarrassed at himself.  I was like, "You have made a complete idiot out of yourself."  #mycrazyfamily

The official lyrics of "Hymn de l’Avenir," the #ParalympicAnthem composed by +Thierry Darnis (in March 1996) and written by +Graeme Connors (in February 2001) appear below.

Far have we travelled
On through the night
Drawn by the promise
Into the light

We come together
We come alone
We come in glory
We come unknown

Guided by the spirit
We are here; we are one

Let us remember
Seizing the day
Living the moment
Leading the way

Facing the challenge
Striving to find
Strength in the body
Power of the mind

Guided by the spirit
We are here; we are one

Sharing the dream
Lifting us higher
Friendships are made
Forged in the fire

Guided by the spirit
We are here; we are one
Here we are one

My brother dropped three Apple iPhones when he was playing baseball in high school.  How? He dropped those iPhones into the toilet; thus, they fried and died on him.  What was the combined cost?  $900.  #friedAppleiPhones

When I first heard about the book "Soak Your Nuts", my first hypothesis was, "Does that mean put your testicular balls under water and let them sit for awhile?"  My mother responded, "Yes, that is what that means, Son."  I giggled until I peed my shorts.  It was quite hilarious.  #soakmyprivateparts

These are the lyrics to the  #OlympicHymn , also known informally as the Olympic Anthem, in English:

Olympian flame immortal
Whose beacon lights our way
Emblaze our hearts with the fires of hope
On this momentous day

As now we come across the world
To share these Games of old
Let all the flags of every land
In brotherhood unfold

Sing out each nation, voices strong
Rise up in harmony
All hail our brave Olympians
With strains of victory

Olympic light burn on and on
O'er seas and mountains and plains
Unite, inspire, bring honor
To these ascending games

May valor reign victorious
Along the path of golden way

As tomorrow's new champions now come forth
Rising to the fervent spirit of the game
Let splendour pervade each noble deed
Crowned with glory and fame

And let fraternity and fellowship
Surround the soul of every nation

Oh flame, eternal in your firmament so bright
Illuminate us with your everlasting light
That grace and beauty and magnificence

Shine like the sun
Blazing above
Bestow on us your honor, truth and love