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  1. 20h

    I'm not naming names but someone I know thinks if he makes it to the office today he will receive a Purple Heart. No one cares. Stay home

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  2. 21h

    Basking in the glory of my perfect snow angel jk not really def gonna stay inside today and eat a whole box of Kashi.

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  3. 21h

    wahhh! !

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  4. 2 Jan

    Prob happened in China too we just wouldn't hear about it.

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  5. 2 Jan

    Getting all my blizzard news on by and !

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  6. 2 Jan

    Today might be the day I go up to someone taking a selfie and ask if they want me to take it for them.

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  7. 2 Jan

    Alright kittens time to get back in the saddle and do tasks!

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  8. 1 Jan

    The best part about is the different ways they tell folks they are losing it. 'You're cracked! You've lost your marbles!'

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  9. 1 Jan

    I'm watching The Twilight Zone, What's in the Box? (S5EP24)

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  10. 31 Dec

    I don't mind the uber surge prices. Now less people will take it and it will become suber exclusive AAAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHA

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  11. 31 Dec

    Elaine's excited about her new bf til he shows up on New Years wearing 2014 glasses. Kramer celebrates on London time to "avoid the crowds."

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  12. 30 Dec

    The closest thing adults have to fairy tales is Instagram

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  13. 31 Dec

    are you going to also see the Britney show?

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  14. 31 Dec

    I can't believe I'm expected to stay up until midnight tonight.

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  15. 30 Dec

    Have a great day folks.

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  16. 30 Dec

    operation 'get inbox down to zero without sending zillion of emails' = starts now.

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  17. 30 Dec

    YAY OLYMPICS!!! are you excited for the Olympics!!!?!?

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  18. 28 Dec

    Field goals are cool, right guys? Field goals are cool.

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  19. 28 Dec

    Not good to injure yourself before NFL draft at the no-name Red Lobster bowl.

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  20. 23 Dec

    everyone has tasted your nog except for me. Doesn't seem right.

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