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  1. . "You da one that I dream about all da-a-ay You da one that I think about always -You are the one so I make sure I behave"

  2. Seems like the #1 New Years Resolution of adults is to talk about exercise at least 3-5 times a week.

  3. Please I need dessert. It's the only thing that helps me forget dinner please

  4. Have you ever seen a lion eat an antelope and then put its paws together and say "And now for something sweet!" ? No

  5. Asked what's for dessert and she said "nothing." This is madness. DESSERT IS WHAT SEPARATES US FROM ANIMALS

  6. Like they were going to take a selfish with their camera but needed something beautiful, so they brought you in?

  7. Toddler Tip: Crying at their feet helps adults making dinner stay motivated and focused. Think of yourself as a human shot clock.

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