daveanthony

@daveanthony

Writer and actor on Maron. I have a comedy album for sale here: My podcast is called The Dollop

los angeles
Дата приєднання: Листопад 2008

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  1. Human Resources is next.

  2. Where my lycanthropes at?

  3. I read something about Vin Diesel today.

  4. We just need more meth and we'll get thru this. 🔝

  5. ретвітнув(ла)

    Ted Cruz's sex scandal may be just the break he needs. Can now point to 5 women that accept his melted candle body

  6. I'm staying at a hotel that has gardners using weed wackers at 8:30 am. It's like home!

  7. I knew America was ruined when they started putting small roundabouts in West Hollywood

  8. daveanthony почав(ла) читати і
    • @GSElevator

      Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators (Wall Street) do not stay in the elevators. Email what you hear: elevatorgoldman@gmail.com

    • @Chris_arnade

      Photograph and write things (Addiction/Bronx). Used to trade things (Bonds/Wall Street). Used to study things (Math/Baltimore). Write for Atlantic, Guardian…

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    "It is done," Ted Cruz says post-coitally. "He is in you." Her belly swells and ripples. An outline of Reagan's face appears. She screams.

  10. ретвітнув(ла)

    Some official in Arizona apparently said the people to blame for the long lines was "the voters for getting in line." She has a point.

  11. And one by Chris Arnade of The Guardian, which paints the actual picture. Think about the architects on both sides.

  12. Two great articles about what's happening: One by David Brooks of all people, though far too hopeful:

  13. If you just realize what this election is; the recognition that the idea of the "American dream" is dead, it makes more sense. Happy Friday!

  14. Ted takes his finger out of her. Puts it to his lips. Shh. "This is for Christ." He slides his penis in her, winks, and whispers "Jesus."

  15. Zack Snyder for president

  16. He yells “Zodiac!” as he cums

  17. Wait. Ted Cruz is fucking Trump’s spokeswoman? The one who wears a bullet necklace. This can’t be true. It’s too wonderful.

  18. Just think of the creepy sex Ted Cruz has.

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    you just know he cries after

  20. I find the Ted Cruz sex scandal hard to believe because I can’t wrap my brain around one woman having sex with him let alone 5.

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