daveanthony

@daveanthony

Writer and actor on Maron. I have a comedy album for sale here: My podcast is called The Dollop

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daveanthonycomedy.com
Sumali noong Nobyembre 2008
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  1. 13 oras ang nakalipas

    We just need more meth and we'll get thru this. 🔝

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    14 (na) oras ang nakalipas

    Ted Cruz's sex scandal may be just the break he needs. Can now point to 5 women that accept his melted candle body

    Tingnan ang buod Itago ang buod
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  3. 14 (na) oras ang nakalipas

    I'm staying at a hotel that has gardners using weed wackers at 8:30 am. It's like home!

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  4. 15 oras ang nakalipas

    I knew America was ruined when they started putting small roundabouts in West Hollywood

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    15 oras ang nakalipas

    "It is done," Ted Cruz says post-coitally. "He is in you." Her belly swells and ripples. An outline of Reagan's face appears. She screams.

    Tingnan ang usapan Itago ang usapan
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  6. Sinundan ni daveanthony at
    • GSElevator
      @GSElevator

      Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators (Wall Street) do not stay in the elevators. Email what you hear: elevatorgoldman@gmail.com

    • Chris Arnade
      @Chris_arnade

      Photograph and write things (Addiction/Bronx). Used to trade things (Bonds/Wall Street). Used to study things (Math/Baltimore). Write for Atlantic, Guardian…

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    Mar 25

    Some official in Arizona apparently said the people to blame for the long lines was "the voters for getting in line." She has a point.

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    And one by Chris Arnade of The Guardian, which paints the actual picture. Think about the architects on both sides.

    Tingnan ang buod Itago ang buod
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  9. 15 oras ang nakalipas

    Two great articles about what's happening: One by David Brooks of all people, though far too hopeful:

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  10. 15 oras ang nakalipas

    If you just realize what this election is; the recognition that the idea of the "American dream" is dead, it makes more sense. Happy Friday!

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  11. 23 oras ang nakalipas

    Ted takes his finger out of her. Puts it to his lips. Shh. "This is for Christ." He slides his penis in her, winks, and whispers "Jesus."

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  12. 23 oras ang nakalipas

    Zack Snyder for president

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  13. Mar 25

    He yells “Zodiac!” as he cums

    7 retweet 45 gusto
  14. Mar 25

    Wait. Ted Cruz is fucking Trump’s spokeswoman? The one who wears a bullet necklace. This can’t be true. It’s too wonderful.

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  15. Mar 25

    Just think of the creepy sex Ted Cruz has.

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    Mar 25

    you just know he cries after

    Tingnan ang usapan Itago ang usapan
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  17. Mar 25

    I find the Ted Cruz sex scandal hard to believe because I can’t wrap my brain around one woman having sex with him let alone 5.

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  18. Mar 25

    Almost every one of my robots has been a racist or super into eugenics, so I get it

    6 mga retweet 47 gusto
  19. Mar 25

    bye Duke

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  20. Mar 25

    It wouldn't be a spring training game without Bumgarner almost getting in a fight

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