Tweets
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Being a tour guide is the pro circuit for mansplainers.
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@gollygee13@WhiteHouse I'll see what I can do -
@al3x I suggest you start with a formal apology … like how they do on Japanese TV! -
@anildash "I can't just pull it out of thin air." Cloud irony. -
Retweeted by Jason Goldman
What if Twitter's rebuilt cabins in their lunchroom represent San Francisco's only residential occupancy growth for 2014?
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Witnessing an amazing hard sale on some harem pants.
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@iano@DanaDanger@isaach@darth you're like an embryo in that video. You're wearing amniotic fluid instead of hair gel. -
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@truebe try to reconcile the goonies game with the movie. -
@droob ah! That's grim. -
@droob sixty years of white flight + cheap credit -
@droob you mean like devils advocate wise? It's the same as the pro Walmart argument. Makes middle class life accessible. -
@SaraJChipps@iano first draft of that tweet said Bushwick and then I thought "it's possible the youngs are over Bushwick now" -
@truebe no spoilers -
@iano maybe just invite them to a party in BK that starts at 3a – they can politely refuse but still feel cool about being asked. -
@iano aw they're gonna be so sleepy soon. -
@truebe Putin as Fortinbras. "We're just looking to pass through / take over the country should everyone end up dead in Act V"
Jason Goldman
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