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[–]CoachK3 1123 points1124 points  (36 children)

I was literally at that party lol

[–]KevinRyan00[S] 329 points330 points  (19 children)

Hahhahah

[–]CoachK3 263 points264 points  (15 children)

Black Label FTW

[–]KevinRyan00[S] 238 points239 points  (12 children)

Hahhah yep! The good old days. This is hilarious

[–]a_girl__has_no_name 440 points441 points  (11 children)

I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.

[–]KevinRyan00[S] 141 points142 points  (2 children)

Never

[–]DosReedo 124 points125 points  (1 child)

Is your name Kevin/Ryan and you just shut down an office quote? KevinRyan you ignorant slut

[–]JustBlewInToTown 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My life...ohhh my life

[–]Gabe1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too. But I need friends first

[–]OneGalacticBoy 7 points8 points  (1 child)

How was it

[–]CoachK3 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Pretty hilarious

[–]johnbrzenk 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Love your podcast. Hard Feelings!

[–]KevinRyan00[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks man!! Appreciate that

[–]IReadOkay 100 points101 points  (11 children)

Okay... how did she not know she was getting sent home right away? Did she not... like... wasn't she there???

[–]CoachK3 151 points152 points  (6 children)

I think that’s why OPs post is funny. Like why throw the party? It literally made no sense. Just glad I was at the bar that night to witness the stupidity

[–]IReadOkay 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Ok but why'd she do it though?

[–]CoachK3 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I guess for the same reason anyone would agree to be a contestant on the bachelor....for attention

[–]TheMooseIsBlue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I assume this is a username gag, because that’s the fucking joke

[–]FreeRangeAlien 3 points4 points  (1 child)

OP is a comedian so it could just be a funny story

[–]CoachK3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s true

[–]off_by_two 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Maybe she didnt realize that her dismissal wasn’t the culmination of the episode but instead a minor footnote in the prologue

[–]StandsForVice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could also be as simple as her not expecting to be saddened by it when it came time to watch it.

[–]shwaung 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i can get having the party, she wanted to have fun and be like look im on tv. then she knew she got voted off, and probably didn’t think she cared, but when everyone saw it happen, she probably felt real embarrassed

[–]IAMATruckerAMA 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I was literally figuratively at that party

[–]dildonoggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you going to do what they say can't be done?

[–]jubalm2 6 points7 points  (1 child)

So is she taking Zions place or what

[–]Korean-Abdul-Jabbar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unexpected r/nba

[–]VoltasPistol 248 points249 points  (1 child)

She probably assumed they'd spend the first episode covering all the fun she had over the days of filming before she got voted off. When that footage didn't make it into the episode she felt stupid for inviting everyone. Therefore, tears.

[–]JayGeezey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah that or she's the type of person to go on a reality TV show where the premise is you're all fighting over a guy you've never met before...

Attention, I'm saying she wanted attention.

[–]IronNinjaRaptor 109 points110 points  (2 children)

Someone I work with did this for Ninja Warrior. He got out in like 5 seconds and was only shown in a montage after the commercial break.

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (1 child)

I'm just imagine him having Mike Wazowski's reaction after they show the montage

[–]Relevant_User-Name 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Oh, man... I can't believe that... I MADE THE MONTAGE!!!"

[–]ZiggyZtardust 71 points72 points  (4 children)

Did they make her look bad or something?

[–]saltpepper921 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Yeah that was my assumption. She obviously knew she was going to get kicked off but maybe they made her look bad in the process or the bachelor made a comment her that she didn’t see yet

[–]Bowflexing 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Unless they get hurt or something, I can't think of any reality show where the first person out was shown in a good light.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lol I can tell you’ve never watched this franchise. Everyone involved looks bad.

[–]ZiggyZtardust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't imagine that's true. Some people have to appear likable or no one would watch.

[–]noneofmybusinessbutt 187 points188 points  (14 children)

One word: Sympathy sex.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Is it really that hard for a girl good looking enough to be on the bachelor to get a decently looking guy for a ONS?

[–]billiam632 11 points12 points  (3 children)

You’d be surprised how many beautiful women believe they can’t find a man.

[–]Standoc 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Any of the beautiful women out there feel free to PM me.

[–]billiam632 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Oh they would never. All the beautiful women I know who can’t find a man typically stay inside and watch Netflix all night, never respond to dms or go on tinder. They don’t go out except for once a month and when they don’t get approached (while being surrounded by 10 friends) they go home and complain that they’re still single.

[–]Flickered 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh so like me but female. And good looking.

[–]kryppla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if she was hot enough to be on the bachelor she isn't hurting for sex. Those girls are varying degrees of dumb/crazy but always hot.

[–]norasmom15 94 points95 points  (0 children)

She had the party because sHe’S a CeLeBrItY

[–]nomatt18 93 points94 points  (7 children)

Isn’t The Bachelor just a show for thirsty gold diggers to try their luck?

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (5 children)

And for a dude to fuck all those thirsty gold diggers.

[–]kurttheflirt 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Question: only seen an episode here or there, does the Bachelor dude actually get to hook up with all the woman?

[–]TheWhitestGandhi 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I've seen one season and I think they hold off on the sex until there are like three or four contestants left

[–]canesfan09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doubtful

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly I've never seen this particular one,.but there are a lot of dating shows similar to it where it's just one dude nailing a bunch of chicks. Sometimes they wait until there's like 5 of them left, but it definitely happens.

[–]nomatt18 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lucky bastard

[–]ZEDZANO 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah

[–]RealTweetOrNotBot 9 points10 points  (2 children)

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[–]Autochthonous7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was a bartender for several events for what we called the fat bachelor. The girl had every event at the bar and made it to the finale... she was not picked. But took it in stride. We were all kinda sad for her.

[–]CaptSquidnificant 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She threw a legit pity party...

[–]mcman12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Voted off?” LIAR!

[–]numberthangold 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You don't get "voted off" on the bachelor and there's never been a premiere where ANY of the contestants have been asked to leave that early on. I call bullshit

[–]Darzin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait... did you post your own twitter to reddit? You are my hero now.

[–]ALargePianist 17 points18 points  (9 children)

Did you really just cross post your own tweet? big yikes

[–]jacobyginobli 14 points15 points  (7 children)

Wait why yikes? I noticed this too and just thought “oh cool atleast he gets credit for his own stuff”... do you just like to judge people in a negative way?

[–]kakka_rot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tbf I'm feeling more 2nd hand embarrassment for your 'big yikes'

[–]hideout78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wanted to induce the girl crying on the playground sympathy fest

[–]Iamaredditlady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, did she forget or something?

[–]enjoythementos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Attention

[–]Dammageddon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To celebrate her literal 15 minutes of fame?

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

You post your own tweets on Reddit?