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Loud and Flashing lightsTom Hiddleston mass-impregnates a room filled with women (youtube.com)

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[–]DakotaBashir 1413 points1414 points  (7 children)

And thats kids what we call "a Standing Ovulation".

[–]SwollenOstrich 63 points64 points  (1 child)

you a word

[–]IH8DwnvoteComplainrs 27 points28 points  (0 children)

More like a punctuation(s).

[–]starfoxhound 6 points7 points  (0 children)

!redditsilver

[–]ChadMcChadiusDuChad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His dances are so potent that in this small segment

he made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't spell ovaryaction without ovary.

[–]motherwarrior 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m not worthy.

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    [–]Zero_of_Potential 563 points564 points  (68 children)

    He and Sam Rockwell should have a dance off. https://youtu.be/4o-pJub-JSM

    [–]taborlin 202 points203 points  (7 children)

    Sam Rockwell is incredibly talented across the board. He's one of those actors who can play any part thrown at him and completely sell you on his performance while still retaining that "Sam Rockwell" persona.

    [–]mixmasterdisciple 27 points28 points  (6 children)

    First time I saw him was in “Choke” and I was disappointed, probably just because it wasn’t as good as the book but that’s not really his fault.

    [–]Rarus 37 points38 points  (0 children)

    He is absolutely amazing in Moon. He progresses so well. One of my favorites.

    [–]taborlin 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    I agree, the book was incredible. I enjoyed the movie, and I understand why they had to tone it down from the source material, but it was disappointing. First time I saw him was The Green Mile where he plays a pile of human water trash.

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      [–]Kleenex_Tissue 98 points99 points  (17 children)

      Sam Rockwell is a legend. Love him in this music video from Flight Facilities

      [–]SingForMeBitches 56 points57 points  (10 children)

      That was great. It reminds me of what is probably my all-time favorite music video, Weapon of Choice.

      [–]quicktolearn 25 points26 points  (3 children)

      C'mon, you know it bruv, Rockwell is alright, but Walken is the smoothest.

      [–]Officer_Hotpants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      I watched this video so many times when I was very young. Still one of my favorite music videos ever.

      [–]rach-mtl 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      God I haven’t seen that in so long. Such a classic

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        [–]plmbob 36 points37 points  (3 children)

        First off, No Homo, but when a dude is that damned smooth you can't help but want to just hang out, talk chicks, and give back rubs.

        [–]ImJustSo 29 points30 points  (2 children)

        And maybe a little bro kiss on the cheek.

        [–]Psychoticktock 15 points16 points  (0 children)

        Kiss him on the mouth you pussy, what are you a gay pussy or something?

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          [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (2 children)

          I can't get enough of Sam Rockwell. He's just too cool.

          [–]Awesomeade 22 points23 points  (1 child)

          Check out Three Billboards if you haven't. He gave probably my favorite performance of the year.

          [–]naph 33 points34 points  (17 children)

          Is there a name for that kind of dancing? Can people be taught to just throw it down like that? Or, like Deee-Lite taught us, is the groove in the heart?

          [–]all_aflunters 23 points24 points  (13 children)

          I believe it's called shuffle dance.

          [–]naph 25 points26 points  (12 children)

          Thank you! New year's resolution has officially been declared to my skeptical wife: learn how to shuffle dance.

          [–]OneTwoFink 33 points34 points  (4 children)

          Extremely relevant:

          https://youtu.be/155hznVsRkY?t=4s

          [–]digitalgoodtime 6 points7 points  (2 children)

          Why is the shuffle the epitome of his dance learning journey...it's the fucking running man with a shitty twist.

          [–]canadiancarlin 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          Here's why.

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          I'm sold!

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            [–]broadcasthenet 12 points13 points  (6 children)

            deleted What is this?

            [–]naph 21 points22 points  (5 children)

            Your comment now adds a spite-based component to my motivation, so thanks!

            [–]badgeringthewitness 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            As VP of marketing for Coca Cola, I'd like to offer you a lifetime supply of delicious SpriteTM to help with your... wait is that spite-based motivation?

            I regret we will be unable to honor our offer of a lifetime supply of delicious SpriteTM.

            Hopefully, somehow, this will help you learn how to shuffle dance.

            [–]okizc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            I hope you really really fail!

            does that give you motivation? Because I really hope you succeed :)

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              [–]LotusFlare 10 points11 points  (0 children)

              He's doing his best James Brown impression with a dash more Charleston in it.

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                [–]watchingthesky565 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                But no one will beat Donny Osmond in the background of Weird Al’s White And Nerdy

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                And not just a good dancer, love his music too.

                [–]evert3000 4 points5 points  (6 children)

                Whatever happened to this dude? He is amazing (clearly).

                [–]Naggins 50 points51 points  (3 children)

                Getting nominated for two Best Supporting Actor awards for Three Billboards is what happened to him.

                [–]vestigial_snark 67 points68 points  (2 children)

                What a shame. And so young.

                [–]4cranch 17 points18 points  (1 child)

                Incredibly sad.

                [–]entreri22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                God damn 2016! It took the best of them.

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                    [–]Einsteins_coffee_mug 402 points403 points  (5 children)

                    This is how I imagine I look when I dance.

                    It’s not.

                    But that’s how I imagine it.

                    [–]TanktopSamurai 51 points52 points  (1 child)

                    And that's what matters.

                    [–]T0BBER 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                    Don't worry, everybody in a club is too busy with themselves anyway.

                    except they're not I'm just saying this to comfort you

                    [–]reallyreddit13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    So you think you look like shit when you dance, but you actually dance very well. This dude just did the cotton eyed Joe and y'all are wowed. Ridiculous

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                      [–]IggyJR 702 points703 points  (82 children)

                      Not sure why, but I now believe, stronger than ever, that he should be the next James Bond.

                      [–]keving691 248 points249 points  (8 children)

                      You should watch him in "The Night Manager". Ever since I've watched that I thought he should be the next Bond.

                      [–]ikiso 38 points39 points  (5 children)

                      Was just about to post this, great series. Easily bingeable as well.

                      [–]keving691 18 points19 points  (4 children)

                      It was a nice contained story. Really enjoyed it.

                      [–]Chubbstock 9 points10 points  (3 children)

                      The world needs more of those.

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                        [–]avaslash 147 points148 points  (9 children)

                        I still strongly support Michael Fassbender being bond. Like come on:

                        https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/36/590x/secondary/michaelfassbenderjamesbond-820628.jpg

                        He exudes the essence of bond.

                        [–]notdedicated 74 points75 points  (3 children)

                        He'd be a fantastic M or anti-bond.

                        [–]hardvarks 49 points50 points  (2 children)

                        Oh fuck. Fassbender as M, Hiddleston as Bond? I'm ovulating and I don't even have ovaries.

                        [–]Arinvar 31 points32 points  (1 child)

                        Hiddleston v Fassbender spy v spy?

                        [–]hardvarks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                        Aw shit. This night keeps getting better and better.

                        [–]mrgonzalez 18 points19 points  (2 children)

                        He's a bloody German. He exudes classy Bond villain.

                        [–]avaslash 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                        So is the queen.

                        And hes half german. His mother is Irish. He grew up in Kerry, Ireland.

                        [–]IggyJR 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                        I'd allow it. He is quite good.

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                          [–]FARTBOX_DESTROYER 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                          Not sure why

                          You're not sure? He's British, handsome, and suave as fuck. What else is there to know?

                          [–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (43 children)

                          He just needs to gain some mass. James Bond needs to be a bit bulkier.

                          Not necessarily Daniel Craig big, but bigger than that.

                          But yeah, with a bit of steroids he's my top pick. Then Michael Fassbender.

                          [–]Mrbrionman 23 points24 points  (41 children)

                          But Michael Fassbender isn't British, he's Irish and German.

                          [–]scumbagbrianherbert 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                          I'd argue no villain would suspect an Irish German to serve the Queen and Country. The perfect Bond imo.

                          [–]projectdano 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                          George Lazenby is Australian.

                          [–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (26 children)

                          Pierce Brosnan was Irish too.

                          The Irish are honorary Brits whether they like it or not.

                          [–]methedunker 78 points79 points  (0 children)

                          That sound you hear is all of /r/me_ira getting triggered

                          [–]Vic69 29 points30 points  (8 children)

                          Get to fuck with that bullshit.

                          [–]super6plx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                          Shut your fuck off

                          [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

                          WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

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                            [–]LyricWoman 4 points5 points  (15 children)

                            FFS.The Irish are not honorary Brits.

                            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (11 children)

                            I mean, first off they don't get a say in how Brits see them.

                            Secondly, legally... They kinda are. They can live and work here freely. They can even vote in our elections..

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                                  [–]patientbearr 30 points31 points  (1 child)

                                  It's the suit.

                                  [–]vosszaa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                                  Slim cut

                                  [–]Murdathon3000 6 points7 points  (6 children)

                                  Hmm, never considered him before.

                                  Not a bad choice at all actually.

                                  [–]IggyJR 12 points13 points  (2 children)

                                  Watch The Night Manager.

                                  [–]MusgraveMichael 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                                  I still wish to see idris elba as the next bond but it’s not gonna happen.

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                                      [–]Adhiboy 276 points277 points  (3 children)

                                      Damn even the chair fainted

                                      [–]JKB94 58 points59 points  (2 children)

                                      That chair was taken care of swiftly and effectively.

                                      [–]superstar314 28 points29 points  (1 child)

                                      Didn't even notice someone removed the chair!

                                      [–]cbtbone 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                                      And then put it back!

                                      [–]captsalad 169 points170 points  (18 children)

                                      If you haven't, you should check out The Night Manager.

                                      It's only 6 episodes but it finally got me to come around to Tom Hiddleston.

                                      [–]lolwuuut 8 points9 points  (11 children)

                                      Netflix?

                                      [–]OllyTwist 15 points16 points  (10 children)

                                      Amazon Prime

                                      [–]billbourret 9 points10 points  (9 children)

                                      Hulu?

                                      [–]SamMee514 14 points15 points  (8 children)

                                      Amazon Prime

                                      [–]offtheclip 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                                      BBC?

                                      [–]PurpleMuleMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                      Pornhub

                                      [–]cbtbone 6 points7 points  (5 children)

                                      Netflix?

                                      [–]beingbarlota 5 points6 points  (3 children)

                                      Amazon Prime

                                      [–]canadiancarlin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                      Decepticons?

                                      [–]Settleforthep0p 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                      Psycho Mantis?

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                                        [–]DrDudeManJones 75 points76 points  (18 children)

                                        I like Tom Hiddleston because he's lanky and has an asymmetrical face, yet he's a handsome charming dude. Gives me hope for myself.

                                        [–]CitrusCBR 35 points36 points  (14 children)

                                        Plus British accent. SPLOOSH

                                        [–]KEEPCARLM 13 points14 points  (13 children)

                                        I dunno, I've got a British accent but trust me it ain't sexy.

                                        [–]Ryandw2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                        Can confirm..

                                        :(

                                        [–]ThatAtheistPlace 1 point2 points  (8 children)

                                        Come to America. My husband’s very northern accent gets props all the time. I find it sexy af.

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                                            [–]RocketQ 215 points216 points  (20 children)

                                            He's good

                                            [–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (15 children)

                                            Your comment introduced me to 5 second films and I've binged for the past hour. Nothingwillbeatthis

                                            [–][deleted] 150 points151 points  (2 children)

                                            This one (NSFW) never fails to make me laugh.

                                            [–]RhastasMahatma 56 points57 points  (3 children)

                                            I dunno, this one does it for it me. https://youtu.be/YjJTrlabbTM

                                            [–]Mr_Papagiorgio687 30 points31 points  (1 child)

                                            Another great one

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                                              [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

                                              Fucking gross

                                              5/7

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                                                [–]hux__[🍰] 181 points182 points  (7 children)

                                                I've seen it a million times but I can't help but giggle like a little school girl over how fucking cool he is haha

                                                [–]xereo 27 points28 points  (5 children)

                                                Are you a little school girl?

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                                                  [–]kperry51 118 points119 points  (3 children)

                                                  I'm a 59 yr old post menopausal woman, and now I'm pregnant.

                                                  [–]gringo-tico 75 points76 points  (1 child)

                                                  I'm a multi-million year old alien organism, and this has activated my plumbus.

                                                  [–]ColorMySorrow 29 points30 points  (0 children)

                                                  Absorb me.

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                                                    [–]Hieillua[S] 66 points67 points  (1 child)

                                                    I think he might've even done it to me and I'm a guy.

                                                    Such a smooth motherfucker.

                                                    Here the song in the video if you want to work on your moves as well.

                                                    [–]Noctis_Fox 133 points134 points  (12 children)

                                                    [What a coincidance.]

                                                    [–]Miltage 27 points28 points  (2 children)

                                                    Was that the greatest thing I've ever seen?

                                                    [–]paper_paws 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                                                    Same here. My favourite parts were the dancing, that moustache, and the bare chested gentlemen.

                                                    [–]CaptainChaos74 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                                    What just happened?

                                                    [–]sk3pt1c 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                                                    Loved that, subscribed! Thanks 😁

                                                    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                                                    I liked Brurch

                                                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                                    The real video is in the comments.

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                                                      [–]rival22x 44 points45 points  (0 children)

                                                      Yo chair squad with the tactical chair removal, made sure he didn't fall over. Even waited until after his pose to reinsert the chair.

                                                      [–]Anicha1 56 points57 points  (7 children)

                                                      I don’t find him good looking but he is charming which matters a lot more.

                                                      [–]LowKeyRatchet 14 points15 points  (6 children)

                                                      Same. I don't find him attractive whatsoever, but I can still understand his appeal.

                                                      [–]SpicyTangyRage 58 points59 points  (4 children)

                                                      That man can wear the fuck out of a suit

                                                      [–]conquer69 26 points27 points  (3 children)

                                                      I mean, anyone can when the suit is tailored for you.

                                                      [–]ThatAtheistPlace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                                      Nah, son. He had spandex a wig and a cape on and wore that. He could probably successfully rock a mascot outfit.

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                                                        [–]IAMMADEOFEVERYTHING 80 points81 points  (20 children)

                                                        I got to spend some time with Tom years ago - he is one of the nicest, most brilliant people I have ever met. Happy to see him succeeding, and DAMN I didn't know he had moves like that!

                                                        [–]Kochis1818 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                                                        Can’t wait for the Loki/ Thanos dance off in Infinity War.

                                                        [–]raffiki77 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                                                        Planned Parenthood, here I come....

                                                        [–]picklev33 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                                        I'm sure there's more than a few men in that room he impregnated too.

                                                        [–]helpnxt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                                        That was a dam smooth unbuttoning

                                                        [–]Iheartbulge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                                        Now I’m just imagining him practicing this dance when he’s home alone.

                                                        [–]Xu_Lin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                                                        Loki putting a spell on women

                                                        [–]Loser100000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                                        Some men have to study and work hard to get a woman to orgasm,

                                                        And other men are Tom Hiddleston.

                                                        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

                                                        Who is he?

                                                        [–]Booxcar 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                                                        Most famously currently known for playing Loki in the Marvel movies

                                                        [–]o0Ax0o 50 points51 points  (3 children)

                                                        This is so corny.

                                                        [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

                                                        Yeah I really don’t get why people are freaking out about this...

                                                        [–]ThatAtheistPlace 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                                                        Because it crossed the uncanny valley of corn to cool for me. Just the balls alone to do it and do it well.

                                                        [–]AptCasaNova 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                                                        It is, but he’s a sexy bastard and did it with confidence.

                                                        [–]Always-Offended 17 points18 points  (2 children)

                                                        who?

                                                        [–]lordeddardstark 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                                                        Tom Hanks

                                                        [–]circle_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                                        Benedict Cumberbatch

                                                        [–]Meeseeks82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                                        Poor janitor

                                                        [–]Mechareaper 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                                                        So, all I need is a well tailored suit and lots of money and women will scream at me if I dance like a dork? Sounds about right.

                                                        [–]_Serene_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                                                        o my gawd, my ovaries exploded

                                                        [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (5 children)

                                                        I don't think people realize because they look at celebrities in such a different way, but if a normal person were to do that it'd be incredibly cringey

                                                        [–]conquer69 18 points19 points  (2 children)

                                                        No, if an unattractive guy did that, it would be indeed cringey.

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                                                          [–]please_hava_seat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                                          Based on the screaming I must assume this is North Korea?

                                                          [–]LetItBeSo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                                          I was so aroused I didn't notice the stage hand remove the fallen chair. Straight male btw

                                                          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                                          How do I learn to dance like that?

                                                          [–]JohnFrum 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                                          talk about a misleading title. :(

                                                          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                                          Pretty sure he mass impregnated the men too.

                                                          [–]Lintal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                                          Surprised he can move so well with those gigantic balls

                                                          [–]futurespacecadet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                                          Where do you learn to dance like that

                                                          [–]alfado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                                          that bro that takes away the chair so he doesn't end up hurting himself the real MVP

                                                          [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                                                          His dancing isn't that amazing??

                                                          [–]rastapasta808 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                                          That's called cutting a fucking rug

                                                          [–]Bobobo-bo-bobro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                                          God dammnit I'm a dude now I gotta have a baby through my dick. Fucking Hiddleston, goddamn dancing making me swoon, making my body grow a uterus this is bullshit.

                                                          [–]Cuddy606 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                                          He's trying too hard, needs to keep it more.........low key.

                                                          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                                                          I don't understand what people see in this guy man. That dancing is corny as hell too.

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