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[–]marybethjahn 3334 points3335 points  (120 children)

Ohio is not fond of student crowds at its state universities.

[–]Berkwaz 597 points598 points  (26 children)

Last time they farmed it out to the national guard, this time the campus pd wants in on it.

[–]garash 308 points309 points  (20 children)

My grandfather was one of the National Guard that day. My dad was at the campus during the protest.

[–]SierraSeaWitch 156 points157 points  (10 children)

How do they characterize that day?

[–]Appropriate_Mine 306 points307 points  (7 children)

fun for the whole family

[–]tedward007 75 points76 points  (6 children)

Just another thanksgiving

[–]i-hear-banjos 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Just Another Magic Monday

[–]garash 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Very different view points, I'll tell you that.

[–]rokr1292 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I feel like I want to know more

[–]willyman1102 9 points10 points  (4 children)

My grandpa was as well, doesnt like talking about it at all, i didnt even know he was there until like 3-4 years ago

[–]garash 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Yeah, seems like that whole group of National Guard don't quite seem to think they were the good guys anymore. Crazy that our grandfather's probably knew each other.

[–]love_glow 36 points37 points  (2 children)

“Only 4 dead? hold my beer.” - campus PD

[–]xmaswiz 799 points800 points  (36 children)

4 dead in Ohio.

[–]TNShadetree 242 points243 points  (15 children)

When it gets down to it

[–]lifeasahamster 150 points151 points  (13 children)

Soldiers are gunning us down

[–]xanthidium 85 points86 points  (9 children)

Should have been done long ago.

[–]jonesRG 53 points54 points  (8 children)

What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground?

[–]jioji_el_magnifico 49 points50 points  (7 children)

How can you run when you know?

[–]alpaca_22 38 points39 points  (6 children)

Tin soldiers and Nixon coming

[–]QueenRotidder 26 points27 points  (4 children)

We're finally on our own

[–]Ok-Network-4475 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This summer I hear the drummin

[–]CouplingWithQuozl 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na!

[–]Lotharofthepotatoppl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We’re finally on our own

[–]Mescaline_Man1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Should have been done long ago

[–]businesslut 32 points33 points  (5 children)

This song started playing in my head when I read the text on the car. Smart move OSU...

[–]GaucheAndOffKilter 29 points30 points  (5 children)

Any Ohioan will know this reference: Kent State Massacre

[–]Bullshit_Conduit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Immediately made me think of “Ohio” except I remembered it was at Kent State. Big brain.

[–]cjpack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know where Kent state was located but once someone made a joke about college students protesting in the above comments I pieced it together because there could only be one historical event they could be referencing. This then confirmed it.

[–]shahooster 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Four dead in Ohio 🎶

[–]TheRiteGuy 133 points134 points  (34 children)

I was going to say, because Ohio State University will murder it's students in cold blood. Not a good place to attend college.

[–]hell-enore 153 points154 points  (31 children)

That was at Kent State in Akron, about 2 hours north of OSU, where the 4 students were murdered. As an OSU alum though, I really never understood the weird culty vibes every one has about it. Like its real odd. And this isn’t surprising they would get this. That school has SO much money its insane. Doubt they will use it ever though, considering during Chitt Fest in 2020/2021 (? I can’t remember which year) the students literally DESTROYED cars, housing, an entire street block basically for whatever reason and the university and police did nothing to stop it.

ETA: i got a good education but didn’t buy in to the weird OSU obsession a lot of students were fed.

[–]nuclearspongington 41 points42 points  (5 children)

Kent state is located in Kent Ohio. Akron is home of Akron University. Ohio state is located in Columbus. Get your cults right.

[–]Ballsofpoo 8 points9 points  (1 child)

*University of Akron

Cool campus, btw.

[–]booze_clues 64 points65 points  (8 children)

Kent state in… Akron. Kent state is in Kent, I’ve never heard anyone refer to it as being in Akron.

Not sure about the cult thing but every time I go back there’s new buildings and some updated roads.

[–]pm_me_ur_cats_kitten 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Graduated about 4 years ago in their engineering school. Maybe it was because I commuted but I never really felt a culty vibe. They even had Mirror Lake fenced off to prevent divings.

I do agree on that too much money thing. Construction was never ending. Had to reroute every year because a new road or building was being remodeled.

I do remember being on campus during that one time an African refugee/student started slashing at people with a machete

[–]zeyore 4712 points4713 points  (262 children)

behold, you've purchased a maintenance nightmare with no reasonable uses.

only smart universities do that.

[–]Orlando1701 485 points486 points  (54 children)

Can confirm. These things broke down all the time when we had them in the military. They’ll keep you alive if you get hit with a roadside bomb (usually) but they’re monsters to keep running. So unless your university has an issue with EFPs this pointless.

[–]tightiewhitieboy 190 points191 points  (9 children)

And we in the army had a big maintenance section to work on these things. You know the cops ain't got that kind of support

[–]theSalamandalorian 25 points26 points  (8 children)

I'd bet my last buck the turret's inop in this pic

[–]Th3_Admiral 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Seems like a safe bet considering there isn't even a turret in this pic.

[–]Iceeman7ll 95 points96 points  (25 children)

Is that part of the design, I mean the company that’s selling this makes money on parts, service and repairs…. Cash cow that’s keeps on giving

[–]Orlando1701 134 points135 points  (22 children)

Yeah but the thing is the military buys these things in bulk, buys parts in bulk, and had a massive logistics and maintenance machine to keep them running. To have just one on a university campus as a white elephant is going to be a money pit and unless you’ve got an issue with roadside bombs on campus this is pointless.

[–]Ziltoid_The_Nerd 101 points102 points  (8 children)

Yeah but the thing is the military buys these things in bulk

Correction, congress was buying these things in bulk. Military leaders were pleading with congress to stop buying them, but congress gotta line their pockets. Heard at one point the military would send them the new ones to the scrapyard as soon as they arrived. And that's why every agency and their grandma has one now, because there are so fucking many that they are dirt cheap as surplus toys

[–]quannum 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No idea what these cost to make…$500k to a mil each? That’s without R&D, maintenance, etc. And they literally throw them out upon delivery.

Always nice to see your taxes at work lol

[–]TheBirminghamBear 36 points37 points  (2 children)

The military also has a pragmatic purpose for intentionally building maintenance nightmares.

Any high end gear or machines captured from a base are of very little use to the enemy.

[–]Grow_away_420 1318 points1319 points  (94 children)

The results, and benefits of, a 'use it or lose it' budget. There's always more money for cops in this country.

[–]Abstractpants 453 points454 points  (76 children)

Novel idea. What if they use what they need and be like “oh hey we actually don’t need this much money” and then they just don’t get that much money anymore.

Yeah crazy. I know.

[–]blackhornet03 304 points305 points  (32 children)

As a University you would think the money would go to educating students.

[–]TonightsWinner 213 points214 points  (16 children)

They are obviously going to educate the students with subjugation and violence.

[–]Fauster 138 points139 points  (10 children)

Picture this: the students are protesting the large increase in tuition outside the president's residence, YOUR house! Your children are confused and scared. Your wife looks at you like you're not a real man and she is wondering whether she will ever enjoy intimacy again. What do you do to reclaim your manhood in front of your family and the ungrateful students?

I'm glad you asked! With the purchase of the armored vehicle, campus safety can safely run through the crowd of protestors in a vehicle that is completely impervious to the sticks they wield disguised as signs. The enemies of Ohio State have realized that they badly miscalculated. With God and military equipment, all things are possible! You have established dominance and every cheap-bear-drinking and weed-smoking protestor will think twice before crossing stepping on your lawn!

[–]TonightsWinner 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I'll buy two, but only two, because you should have known better than to insult me and my family. My wife is never unsatisfied with me around due to my god-like erections which spew forth a waterfall of frothy man milk upon a sexual job well done. Also, my children wouldn't cower in fear like some whiny shitlibs, no, they would have been armed with their junior AR's and ready to blow the genitals off those pedodemons outside.

Yes, I disgust even myself for being able to tap into the weird way those types of people prop themselves up.

[–]HangOnSloopay 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Well they definitely don't trust their national guard to do it anymore...

[–]Tails9429 87 points88 points  (1 child)

They've always been jealous of Kent State.

[–]Potato_Pizza_Cat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, you haven’t gone to OSU. Hahaha

Seriously it’s just an extraction system of money from students to the CEOs.

[–]Broad_Respond_2205 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Return a money you don't need? Money = blown

[–]olivegardengambler 54 points55 points  (11 children)

Tbh the issue is that once you cut the budget, it's very hard to expand it again.

Let's say you are a part of a school district, and you get $10 million a year. Realistically you could function with $9 million, but if you cut it by 10%, you're basically fucked when it comes to raising it up because of inflation or an emergency, so you find things to use that $1 million on. Perhaps you spend it on superfluous upgrades for the A/V room, maybe on new tennis courts, perhaps you use it to repaint the doors every year, or to redo the turf on the fields every year. The point is, you find a way to use it so the money's there when you need it.

[–]Usually-Right 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Been there with the use it or lose it in the Army in my first assignment.

[–]Triasmus 23 points24 points  (2 children)

The problem with that is that they might legitimately need that money the next year, but now their budget has been cut.

[–]doornoob 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lol. I see this crap at my job all the time. Every fucking August there isn't a dime for overtime but the PD, IT, and the paper pushers have special projects rolling out. Next year my ass.

[–]shortskinnyfemme 16 points17 points  (11 children)

dude, that's exactly what 'use it or lose it budget' means.
If the university has $100million budget and spends 9/10ths of its budget in 2022, then they only get $90million total for next year's budget.

[–]Lo-siento-juan 22 points23 points  (8 children)

Dude, change the fucking system!

Why do people act like doing things the worst possible way is the only way? I see it so much with issues like this, everyone is like 'that's how it works' as if that's the end of it, it's stupid and it's not even answering the question.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

It's interesting isn't it, everyone is quick to explain the situation and then just acts like "this is how it is" - It's amazing how quick people are to just accept a status quo without even trying to question it, and then get offended on behalf of the status quo when you do.

[–]LIONEL14JESSE 325 points326 points  (39 children)

Only *THE smart universities do that

[–]VorAbaddon 201 points202 points  (36 children)

A guy I worked with went to Ohio State. I jokingly would refer to it as AN Ohio State.

He got LEGITIMATELY pissed. What kinda cult they run over there?

[–]graymulligan 69 points70 points  (20 children)

What kinda cult they run over there?

Folks get weird when they tie their entire identity to one thing. It can be politics, a college or a hobby, some folks take it way too far.

[–]OmnomOrNah 48 points49 points  (13 children)

You could not be more correct. I graduated from this school, and it amazes me how many people assume I know everything about their football program just because I went there.

No dude, I don't care about the adults grabbing balls and slamming into each other while strangers watch and cheer.

The best part is the majority of the people that make it a huge part of their identity never even went there. Half of them barely graduated high school.

People are fucking weird

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg, sounds like my mother in law. She did just one semester of college and she had a shit ton of Ohio state football stuff.

[–]MikesGroove 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Similar situation with University of Michigan. If you didn’t go to college it’s the default school you cheer for. So with the UofM / OSU rivalry we have a fuckton of people who’ve attached their entire identity to institutions they have zero personal affiliation with.

[–]cletis247 51 points52 points  (5 children)

I would demand my damn tuition back. This is why state institutions should be free like they were before the cash grab started.

[–]MisterFantastic5 44 points45 points  (20 children)

Police forces usually get surplus military gear like this for free or minimal costs. That said…even then it’s a waste of money.

[–]99available 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Ukraine needs it more than Ohio. Fuck everybody just because the world sucks.

[–]Guynarmol 32 points33 points  (7 children)

Pretty sure the use will be to kill protesters like back suring vietnam, unions strikes, anything else from 50 years ago that we gloss over in history class.

[–]Mediocrity_CLT 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I’m guessing a grant purchased this and the university pd applied for it with the university thinking it would be free without thinking of the upkeep/maintenance.

[–]MountainSage58 1357 points1358 points  (41 children)

Does it help them stop rapists? I'm going to guess not.

[–]2B_or_MaybeNot 387 points388 points  (14 children)

And therein lies the problem. They're gearing up in all the wrong ways for all the wrong kinds of problems.

[–]Leprecon 110 points111 points  (12 children)

They are prepared for the once in a lifetime school shooter.*

They are completely unprepared for the dozens of rapes every year.

* as far as materials are concerned. Does not apply to training.

[–]anatomatt 44 points45 points  (5 children)

They are absolutely in no way prepared for a school shooter

[–]Leprecon 32 points33 points  (3 children)

They think getting more and heavier weapons somehow helps prevent school shooters. As if the problem with school shooters is that they are wearing military body armor and driving around in tanks…

The problem is that they are kids who could be anywhere in any classroom. Bigger guns and bigger trucks don’t help against that.

[–]Lalas1971 150 points151 points  (2 children)

Paging Mr Jordan...

[–]HypoxicIschemicBrain 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Mr. Gym Jordan

[–]StormMysterious7592 91 points92 points  (4 children)

No, but it intimidates the victims enough that even less will get reported.

[–]BrokenEyebrow 40 points41 points  (3 children)

That brings numbers down, sounds like a win!

I know that's how it works and not at all how it works. We want 100% reporting AND numbers to go down.

[–]MangledSunFish 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Report numbers are already down, unfortunately. With the cases that do get reported, a lot of them go unresolved. You'd think rape kits would help, but those are sometimes "misplaced" or forgotten.

[–]brianbrianbrian 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Or the accused is a very important student athlete, and they dare not actually do anything lest his spot on the bench get cold.

[–]Miserable_Bridge6032 46 points47 points  (2 children)

I was gonna say “probably to protect the rapists” before i even saw your comment.

[–]notclientfacing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They stenciled “let’s not ruin a promising young man’s life” on the side

[–]moglysyogy13 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Intimidation and military discounted equipment mixed with a bloated budget?
America needs universal healthcare but let’s spend the money on unnecessary Shit like this

[–]blackstardemon 11 points12 points  (3 children)

No because they are the rapists

[–]TheHistoryofCats 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure the rapists on college campuses are generally students who, more often than not, get away with it.

[–]VoteMe4Dictator 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When the streets are filled with 300,000 drunk football fans tossing cars and burning dumpsters, how many people get raped? My guess is more than zero.

[–]iAmTheHYPE- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t think Gym Jordan works there anymore.

[–]sixaout1982 1011 points1012 points  (78 children)

Well, your tuition fees have to be put to some kind of use.

[–]bluecheetos 469 points470 points  (59 children)

It's actually our tax dollars. The military dumped these things and just about any law enforcement agency that wanted one could get one for "free".

[–]zzctdi 159 points160 points  (35 children)

Yup. A rural county near me with just over half the population of Ohio State's main campus has one. Mostly for publicity/PR stuff, but they've used it locally and in neighboring counties to raid meth labs... so that's something productive?

[–]Relative-Energy-9185 101 points102 points  (31 children)

are roads up to the labs booby trapped with IEDs? otherwise not really

[–]amanofeasyvirtue 17 points18 points  (9 children)

Wonder how free that maintenance is...

[–]notchoosingone 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Tens of thousands of dollars per year just for standard maintenance. This sounds like a lot, but these things are notorious for blowing transmissions, axles, bearings etc etc far more than equivalent civilian vehicles. They weigh like 40,000lbs and all that extra, useless* weight really grinds on their components.

Also, they are even more notorious for tearing the shit out of paved surfaces that were only designed for civilian vehicles. There are probably plenty of roads on campus where this thing should never be driven down.

*not a lot of history of IEDs at Ohio State, as far as I can tell.

[–]Dchung0217 10 points11 points  (0 children)

God, the 1033 program is such a dumpster fire of a program.

[–]Brutto13 102 points103 points  (16 children)

They got it for free. The 1033 program was created in 1996 to give surplus military equipment to police departments. The vast majority of it is office supplies, first aid kits, tools, etc. About 5 percent is guns and 1 percent is vehicles like this. This is how most departments aquire the military equipment you see them using. Biden signed an executive order that limits what equipment can be transfered, but its largely useless and really only stops them from getting surplus grenade launchers. Vehicles like this are given but with minor restrictions, the biggest being that they can't use them for anything but the most serious situations. We need reforms to elimate the allocation of weapons, ammunition, and combat equipment from the program.

[–]LaFleurSauvageGaming 64 points65 points  (6 children)

Yep, there is very little over sight. Several Southern State sheriff departments have famously gotten APCs, tanks, and other military equipment that they don't even use because they would destroy the roads, or not fit on the roads, in their communities.

They are giant penis extenders.

[–]woundedbearhair 30 points31 points  (1 child)

There’s a lot of small towns/counties who got this equipment that have absolutely no use for it, but they get a press release out of it; the cops get to feel cool. They costs so much to maintain…they constantly break down and the parts are not cheap. You also have to get training for the maintenance and it’s always through the original manufacturer. It’s just a con by the manufacturers to milk money out of an item that has very little usefulness anymore.

[–]rorschach_vest 8 points9 points  (3 children)

This is very informative! When you say 1%, is that by dollar value?

[–]Brutto13 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Total amount of property disbursed. Like I said, most of it is benign stuff like office supplies, but a lot of agencies utilize the program primarily for weapons and ammunition, but then later get suspended for not keeping track of it properly. One of the top items requested, oddly enough, is electrical wiring.

[–]PyroNeurosis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If living in Detroit teaches anything, copper is always in demand.

[–]woundedbearhair 7 points8 points  (3 children)

They get the equipment like this for free, but it ends up costing them millions of dollars in maintenance over the lifetime of the vehicle. It’s really a back door for the contractor who makes the parts to keep milking money out of government institutions.

[–]ZeroMer 396 points397 points  (18 children)

Just in case you remember you Rights.

[–]humpty-dumpty-42069 104 points105 points  (12 children)

Did you know you have rights? The Constitution says you do...

...And so do I!

[–]ZeroMer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Don't tell the Cops. They like Dumb fucks.

[–]patchedboard 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Y’all think you have rights…ha ha. Must be rich fuckers

[–]humpty-dumpty-42069 15 points16 points  (5 children)

I was quoting Better call Saul

[–]patchedboard 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Ah sure. I’m still on season 1 of BrBa

[–]rorschach_vest 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Buckle the fuck up my friend

[–]srynearson1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And just in case you try and use them.

[–]brokefixfux 275 points276 points  (13 children)

To transport the campus Gravy Seals.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (5 children)

It can only contain 6 of them at a time.

[–]ravengenesis1 21 points22 points  (2 children)

After their #2 before lunch, in that order to fit 6.

[–]MisterFantastic5 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Go Chairborne Rangers!

[–]OkVoyager76151 9 points10 points  (5 children)

I guess this is an unpopular opinion but the university is hosting an event for 100,000+ people in a country that regularly sees gun violence? Like yeah, an event that size should have some security. It’s not like they drive it around threatening students all the time. Yeah it’s a bit silly but if something happened I’d rather them have it I guess

[–]drillgorg 199 points200 points  (12 children)

Why does the title say Tesla Cyber Truck?

[–]TalkingReckless 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Karma farmer

[–]Eldorian91 47 points48 points  (3 children)

why does this post not have 2k upvotes? Like seriously, why Tesla Cyber Truck?

[–]wooshock 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Bot posts with zero repercussions

The old Reddit would have called this shit out immediately

[–]whatifalienshere 11 points12 points  (1 child)

After a while you get tired of calling it out when obviously Reddit doesn't care about their bot problem. We do still see them though

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To get people to look at the post. Probably

[–]XIILEGIONS 135 points136 points  (25 children)

Just a heads up, that's a max pro truck. Those were used in Iraq and Afghanistan.

[–]Sidius303 38 points39 points  (17 children)

What was their primary purpose?

[–]Vulpix_lover 81 points82 points  (5 children)

To protect the soldiers inside against IEDs, landmines and ambushes

[–]Sidius303 106 points107 points  (3 children)

So your typical college campus shenanigans? /s (obviously)

[–]troublewithcards 89 points90 points  (3 children)

Generating revenue.

[–]Highly-uneducated 26 points27 points  (4 children)

these were the first military vehicles to have more armor on the bottom than on the sides or front. they have a v shaped hull that can direct the pressure from an ied up the sides of the vehicle. when we got them, the Taliban kept upping the size of the bombs trying to see what would penetrate them, but after they got to 500lbs of explosive, they realized it's easier to just cause casualties by ambush, and would destroy the vehicle and have secondary bombs planted to kill people after they got out, or hit us with small arms. we used them as general transport, but they also have a weapon mounted up top, making them much better gun trucks than humvvs. fun fact, the design was taken from a south African school bus. I guess people kept blowing white kids, so the v shaped hull was designed for their protection, and it turned out to be incredibly effective.

[–]CatataFishSticks 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I guess people kept blowing white kids, so the v shaped hull was designed for their protection

I just thought this typo was some great unintended comedy!

[–]Highly-uneducated 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol I wish my comments were this funny when I try to make jokes

[–]thegza10304 76 points77 points  (0 children)

To protect the THE?

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Wexner Center staff are unionizing so...

[–]XXXtrogdorXX 29 points30 points  (3 children)

MF towns will buy these but give teachers shit salaries.

[–]kgeniusz 30 points31 points  (5 children)

OSU student here: Only ever seen these used at football games, several hundred feet behind road barricades. Like it feels like they’re only there for show. I don’t even think they’re there after the game? They’ll just sit there, all posed, and have their lights flashing. Like the only thing I could think of is it’s to keep a car from ramming through? but the placement is wrong for that because they’re too close to the stadium for that?

TL:DR: From the POV of an OSU student, just for show.

[–]twinnflower 28 points29 points  (4 children)

To stop people from fucking the trees (I wish I was joking)

[–]AteMyTwinInWomb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Say that after you've had a dozen buckeyes in your butt

[–]FreudoBaggage 136 points137 points  (6 children)

Continuing a proud Kent State tradition.

[–]Rough-Riderr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You never know when you're going to have to take out some hippies

[–]OlcasersM 24 points25 points  (2 children)

That was national guard shooting students though

[–]manifold360 53 points54 points  (0 children)

It is more efficient this way. The governor doesn’t need to get involved

[–]FreudoBaggage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes. Everyone’s in on it. Repressing student protest is an all-hands-on-deck kind of situation.

[–]Captainwyo307 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Kent state is a low point in the national guard’s history, but it lead to some meaningful reforms. None of those soldiers had non lethal tools or formal training in riot control. I can say first hand that it’s a very different situation now- I’ve been tazed and pepper-sprayed, and done quite a bit of riot control and deescalation training over the years.

[–]FreudoBaggage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was also the height of the Vietnam conflict and, yet again, the anti-war movement was seen as a national enemy. I suppose my point is that over the relatively long years of my life, the tradition of destroying protestors whose (generally anti-capitalist/anti-war) protests are billed as anti-American, has remained robust and deeply embedded. National Guard, State police, campus cops - it makes little difference.

I’ve taken quite a few whacks in protests myself over the years.

[–]canarchist 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Cause it gives those cops a big chubby to drive around in an armored truck and to pretend they're ready to put down the big student revolution.

[–]AssuringMisnomer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I guess the uni cops have decided the Kent state massacre was a sign of weakness.

[–]guizemen 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Because if you aren't growing your budget, you're losing your budget. Gotta waste money somehow.

[–]InfuriatedTaco69 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Alot of college campuses do. I live near a shopping mall that has a PD annex in it.

[–]Starstalk721 68 points69 points  (5 children)

Feeds the military-industrial complex.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (4 children)

More like the military-industrial complex fed them this vehicle. Ohio state did not buy this thing new, they most likely got it used for a huge discount (or free) from the military

[–]Brutto13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Free under the 1033 program.

[–]schmidit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They’re still paying for maintenance and gas so they can feel like a badass to drive around.

[–]StunningAd6745 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Because at the last student massacre in Ohio they only managed to get four…

[–]Green_Slice_3258 27 points28 points  (0 children)

“Four dead in Ohio”

[–]Cranberry_Afraid 34 points35 points  (1 child)

to keep yall free minds under control..

[–]RepaidRapidDave 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Have you been to Ohio state?

[–]satan62 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You need that for the beer deliveries to the frat houses

[–]EthanBeast 11 points12 points  (6 children)

If I had to guess the rationale on the department side would be to protect their huge football games from car bombs by parking this thing in front of lanes.

I’m not sure if it’s still being done, but there were cement trucks/garbage trucks blocking roadways for NFL games a few years ago. Stadiums are “perfect” targets for bombings, mass killings.

[–]pre-emptive_shark 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The primary reason these are used are to safely deliver or extract people from potentially dangerous situations. As an example, armored vehicles are typically the focal point in any plan that involves moving victims out of an active shooter situation. They’re also frequently used in search and rescue situations during natural disasters.

This is just a big truck with armor, it’s not a tank…

[–]Secretofthecheese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kent state was child’s play.

[–]SecondaryPenetrator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those are a must to have when there is a group of peaceful protesters on campus.

[–]patchedboard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you been to Ohio State?

[–]hamihambone 2 points3 points  (1 child)

have you ever been on campus after a buckeyes loss?

[–]greencutoffs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tin soldiers and Nixons comin

[–]bagelsteak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not a cyber truck....

[–]colin8651 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those who donate to the university after they leave school and grow should ask such questions.

[–]VoteMe4Dictator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Super Bowl has nothing on an Ohio State football game when it comes to violence. The stadium may only fit 100,000 fans, but the parking lots fit another 100,000 tailgaters, the campus bars for another 100,000 drunks, and the campus house parties are another 100,000... That 400,000 estimate is low for major games. The sheer volume of people traveling to the neighborhood for the day and literal tons of alcohol consumed is mind boggling.

A quiet Ohio State game only has a few cars tossed and dumpsters burned. A not quiet Ohio State game has multiple police cars burned. A heavy vehicle that a crowd of thousands can't tip over is probably necessary. They use a fleet of paddy wagons to load up the zip cuffed agitators, but I believe those have been knocked over as well.

[–]Salohacin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not for the university. Or the students (good forbid). It's too shelter the cops fragile egos while they cower from one man with a gun.

[–]Mythical_Atlacatl 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Is this sort of thing the reason tuition is so high? Creating university based riot police or swat teams?

Like who requested this? Who approved it? Why does campus police even have this sort of budget?

[–]FeldsparLavour 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because Ohio gonna Ohio.