Nice Time

Nice Time! Computer Nerds Take On Government-Benefit 'Time Tax'

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If you want a brief vision of bureaucratic hell, it's hard to top the opening paragraph of this Atlantic article by Annie Lowrey. We've actually edited it down a bit for space, even:

A mother in Louisiana is struggling to pay her bills and decides to apply for Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) benefits, better known as food stamps. She starts to fill out the state’s 26-page, 8,350-word application. Page one instructs her to distinguish between SNAP and two other programs. [...] Page three lets her know that she needs to collect paperwork or data in up to 13 different categories—pharmacy printouts from the past three months, four pay stubs, baptismal certificates, proof of who lives in the home. [...] Page 15 asks her to detail her income from 24 different sources; page 16 asks about 14 different housing expenses; page 19 asks about 10 types of assets members of her family might own. The process is invasive, time-consuming, and confusing. She might never finish the application. If she does, she could be rejected for doing the paperwork wrong.

Here's another one, courtesy of your editrix: When her good son was a small buttercup of a baby, the state of California rejected his Medi-Cal (California Medicaid) application, similar to the above, because his birth mother hadn't signed it. His birth mother was deceased.

This is no way to provide service to people who are in need of government assistance, and in some states the paperwork hurdles seem consciously designed to prevent people from getting the help they qualify for, and as Lowrey notes, Florida's unemployment insurance program was literally built with the goal of making benefits difficult to collect, which created chaos during the pandemic.

Happily, there's a hero in this story, or rather, an entire organization of them: Code for America (CFA), a nonprofit based in San Francisco, has been working to make the process of interacting with government, including applying for benefits, easier and more accessible to people. Previous CFA initiatives have helped people clear their criminal records, created tools to apply for tax credits more easily, and referred folks to volunteer tax preparers, because you can't claim the Earned Income Tax Credit if you don't file.

And now, with $100 million in new funding, the group is embarking on a major expansion in which it plans to partner "with 15 states to reach 13 million people and unlock $30 billion in benefits in the areas of food assistance, health care, and other basic needs." It's a huge step that's going to make people's lives better, so hooray for the geeks and the people they're going to help.

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Congress

Law Not Applying To Madison Cawthorn Again, Gun At Airport Edition (Again)

Baby did a bad bad thing.

BREAKING! Madison Cawthorn: not a genius.

WSOC-TV out of Charlotte was first to break the news that the Boy Wonder congressman got caught trying to take a loaded gun onto a plane at Charlotte Douglas International Airport Tuesday morning. Because Republicans won't let you into their cocaine boner orgies if you're not packing heat. ALLEGEDLY.

This isn't the first time the 26-year-old North Carolina congressman tried to bring a firearm onto a plane — it isn't even the first time he tried that shit in North Carolina. In February 2021, the TSA found an unloaded Glock 9mm and a loaded magazine in this brain genius's carry-on luggage.

Because no one ever accused our Maddy of being a quick study. Or of having good judgment.


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White Nonsense

Michigan Candidate 'Trucker Randy' Not Racist, Just Upset By All The Race-Mixing On His TV

He’s actually pretty racist.

Randy Bishop, a candidate for Michigan state Senate, swears that he’s not racist. This is usually what people say in the immediate afterglow of a racist statement. They suddenly feel self-conscious and insist they’re not racist no matter how much they enjoyed the previous racist activity.

Bishop, also known as “Trucker Randy,” whined on his radio show last month that the media is out to destroy the traditional “nuclear family,” which he apparently defines as a couple so white they refuse to tan on principle. He thinks that every commercial on TV, and not just BET, features an interracial couple. I’m assuming he just stumbled upon one such couple while flipping channels and freaked out, like when Black people tour homes in his neighborhood.

The Detroit News reports:

"Can't even watch a college basketball tournament without commercials telling me I have to feel guilty because I think a family should be a white mom, a white dad and white kids," Bishop said. "They want us to die and go away. And they're going to try to do it through politics this year. Well, we have got to be just as smart.”

Poor baby fears white genocide because advertisers acknowledge that interracial couples exist and drive Hyundais.

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Education

Well Of Course Republicans Want To Institutionalize Bullying. It's What They Love.

Florida to protect children from cooperation, self-awareness, respect.

A little over a week ago, the Florida Department of Education announced it had rejected 54 mathematics textbooks that had been submitted for use in the state's schools, because they allegedly included "critical race theory" or other topics that were supposedly "prohibited" under Florida law. Gov. Ron DeSantis suggested that the textbook publishers had tried get away with sneaking all sorts of terrible things into the textbooks, including "indoctrinating concepts like race essentialism, especially, bizarrely, for elementary school students," although neither his office nor the state Education department actually provided any examples.

Asked for details on what was in the rejected textbooks, the state punted. First, DeSantis's spokesperson Christina Pushaw presented an example of a worksheet from Missouri in 2022 that had nothing to do with the Florida textbooks. For its part, the Department of Education offered examples of supposedly verboten materials that had been "provided to the department by the public" — in other words, stuff Floridians objected to in other texts, but which also were not from the textbooks that were actually rejected.

Read More: DeSantis Spox Finally Explains What She Thinks Critical Race Theory Is

Finally, though, the New York Times was able to review 21 of the books that Florida rejected (free Times linky), as provided by publishers, and it made some reasonable guesses about what may have been the reasons for rejecting the books. Big surprise: The Times found "little that touched on race, never mind an academic framework like critical race theory." The closest thing, if you squint funny, might be a McGraw Hill pre-algebra textbook that included mini-biographies of several mathematicians in history, many of whom were women or people of color. Shocking! We suppose it's also possible there was incredibly scandalous stuff in the 33 books the Times didn't review, which undoubtedly included problems like "1619 + 1492 = Pervasive White Guilt."

What the Times did find, however, were some examples of another forbidden concept in Florida schools, social-emotional learning (SEL), which has become another target of the Right, because unlike critical race theory, it really exists, and pushes a horrifying socialist agenda of "[helping] students develop mind-sets that can support academic success."

Yes, really.

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