chris johnston

@mrcjohnston

nonfiction and tunes :: Melbourne :::

Joined June 2010
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  1. 3 hours ago

    despite all the mad rumours the new record 'warm chris' is not about me. although lyttelton does hold a special place in my 💚 -- here's my fav from it so far ::

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  2. Apr 2

    jaq calm bruv

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    Apr 2

    A great thread on explaining Ramadan, how to respectfully approach it with friends & coworkers of Islamic faith & just be inclusive & interested. To my many Muslim friends I wish you all

    starts tomorrow, so I wanted to share a mini guide for coworkers of Muslims ✨ — inspired by GitLab's value of doing the smallest thing possible, here's a twitter 🧵
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  4. Apr 2

    my federal seat has been Labour since 1980. So far to my knowledge the Coalition haven't even put up a candidate. (Hotham, Vic)

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  5. Apr 2

    brentford destroying chelsea, leicester holding united. you love to see it. ⚽️

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  6. Mar 30

    here's some background to the and the latest gender diversity stats from the Stella Count, which runs parallel, and - -

    Stella branded announcement tile featuring the book covers of the 2022 Stella Prize shortlist: TAKE CARE by Eunice Andrada; Dropbear by Evelyn Araluen; No Document by Anwen Crawford; Bodies of Light by Jennifer Down; Stone Fruit by Lee Lai; Homecoming by Elfie Shiosaki
    We are delighted to announce the six outstanding books shortlisted for the !
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  7. Mar 30

    carlton or hawthorn?

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  8. Mar 29

    book twitter - anyone read this yet?

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  9. Mar 29

    Tuesday 6-ish - Eek A Mouse Long Time Ago (1981)

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  10. Retweeted
    Mar 27

    oooft! Some line-up in Melbourne

    AUSTRALIA NEW ZEALAND HERE WE COME!!!!! 🖌 .wan
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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 25

    Fair to say this punter had a memorable night at the footy

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    Mar 25

    12 hours later and I’m still injecting as much Buddy content into my veins as I can. The man could’ve walked to New Zealand at that point and not gotten his feet wet. What an absolute fucking king.

    Sometimes a photo takes your breath away
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  13. Mar 23

    yep, just a bullshitter and not even fun with it

    If you’re prepared to use something to leverage your image, you also have to be prepared for when that thing blows up in your face.
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    Mar 23

    Told yers. Bravo Barbados. Well done, Jamaica. And we are getting there! ‘Moving on’: Jamaica tells Prince William it too wants to dump Queen

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  15. Mar 23

    scoop. damning.

    a full transcript and my assessment of hillsong's truly bizarre private staff meeting. this is a megachurch in utter denial of what is going on, refusing to apologise - viewing this as some kind of mystery crisis that god will save them from:
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    14 Sep 2021

    pisces culture is living and dying an entire lifetime in a single weeknd song

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    Mar 19

    My husband and I like to strip naked and then go to the furthest two points away from each other in the room. We then crawl backwards whilst saying "beep" "beeeep" until our bums meet. We call it moon-dockies.

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    Mar 21

    One of the best things about my husband is he likes the same bubble baths I do. None of this sea sage, clay musk "manly" blue & green bath smellies for him. So tonight we both smell of vanilla sugar & moonberries.

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  19. Mar 20

    it was unnerving knowing warnie's funeral was on at the end of our street yesterday. strange vibes in the neighbourhood. I'm glad they did it there though 💐

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    Mar 18

    the worst lab leak in history was when English departments exposed undergrads to the word "liminal"

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